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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No, we carry on talking the same crap when someone pops to the loo.
Noone misses anything.
If it's in mine or my daughter's house you can carry on the conversation from the toilet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious  "
They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
I disagree with you on that point"
Men don't say enough for it to be classed as gossip. 
Reminds me of an awesome joke that sums it up quite well.
"I was at the gym the other day working out with my buddy Joey. And he goes "hey, man, I'm getting a divorce." I said "Wow, that sucks. Can you spot me?"
That was our whole conversation! So then I go home to my wife, and I say "Hey, Joey is getting a divorce." She goes "Oh, my God! What happened?"
"I dunno." "What do you mean you don't know? Is she cheating on him, is he cheating on her?" "Again, I'm not holding anything back here, I don't know!"
She goes "Bill, someone tells you they're getting a divorce and you don't ask any questions?" And I go "Well, that's because he didn't ask me a question! He didn't say 'hey Bill, what do you think about me getting a divorce?', he said, 'I'm getting a divorce', which said to me, 'I require no further input on your part.'" If he had said 'What do you think about me getting a divorce?', I'd have said, 'Well, you're gonna be dating again, so you should work on your abs'."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping "
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
I disagree with you on that point
Men don't say enough for it to be classed as gossip.
Reminds me of an awesome joke that sums it up quite well.
"I was at the gym the other day working out with my buddy Joey. And he goes "hey, man, I'm getting a divorce." I said "Wow, that sucks. Can you spot me?"
That was our whole conversation! So then I go home to my wife, and I say "Hey, Joey is getting a divorce." She goes "Oh, my God! What happened?"
"I dunno." "What do you mean you don't know? Is she cheating on him, is he cheating on her?" "Again, I'm not holding anything back here, I don't know!"
She goes "Bill, someone tells you they're getting a divorce and you don't ask any questions?" And I go "Well, that's because he didn't ask me a question! He didn't say 'hey Bill, what do you think about me getting a divorce?', he said, 'I'm getting a divorce', which said to me, 'I require no further input on your part.'" If he had said 'What do you think about me getting a divorce?', I'd have said, 'Well, you're gonna be dating again, so you should work on your abs'."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious
They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work."
I agree some of the blokes I know are terrible, don’t tell them anything you don’t want anyone else to know. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work. "
Who's Claire? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work. "
How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?
Do you fancy Claire? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
Who's Claire?"
She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I watched loose women earlier,or the housewives of itv, seriously the bunch of sanctimonious sheep dressed has lambs"
Seriously? You think we're all like them? They are paid to sit around and talk shite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
Who's Claire?
She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance."
Terry is you, innit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious
They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?
Do you fancy Claire?"
I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious
They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work.
I agree some of the blokes I know are terrible, don’t tell them anything you don’t want anyone else to know."
One of my brother's in law was so bad we called him the News of the World. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
Who's Claire?
She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.
Terry is you, innit."
She’s on the case. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?
Do you fancy Claire?
I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire."
You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
Who's Claire?
She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.
Terry is you, innit.
She’s on the case. "
You look like a Terry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
Who's Claire?
She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.
Terry is you, innit.
She’s on the case.
You look like a Terry."
You look like a Claire. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
Who's Claire?
She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance."
Does Claire have a big pair,or even a big pear? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
Who's Claire?
She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.
Does Claire have a big pair,or even a big pear?"
She has both, she also has an arse that won’t quit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?
Do you fancy Claire?
I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.
You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.
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What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
Who's Claire?
She works in accounts and was knocking off Terry from maintenance.
Terry is you, innit.
She’s on the case.
You look like a Terry.
You look like a Claire."
I'm an éclair |
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?
Do you fancy Claire?
I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.
You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.
What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you"
Do you really want to yurt me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?
Do you fancy Claire?
I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.
You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.
What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you"
It's a kind of tent. I think they are round. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?
Do you fancy Claire?
I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.
You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.
What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you"
A yurt is my home, it’s like a wigwam but bigger and better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work.
How many times have you eavesdropped on the women you work with?
Do you fancy Claire?
I don’t work with women, but if I did they’d be moaning about Claire.
You don't know; they might be taking about that fit bloke who lives in a yurt in a field of bluebells.
What's a yurt? You've just made that up haven't you
A yurt is my home, it’s like a wigwam but bigger and better."
Your two tents,you need a massage |
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"False women always go to the toilet together  "
At one stage some Liverpool clubs had two toilets in one cubicle for precisely that reason, so you could sit (and shit) and chat with your mate...
I always thought eeeeeeh.
Dunno if this was a thing elsewhere n the country? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"False women always go to the toilet together
At one stage some Liverpool clubs had two toilets in one cubicle for precisely that reason, so you could sit (and shit) and chat with your mate...
I always thought eeeeeeh.
Dunno if this was a thing elsewhere n the country?"
Never saw it here |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Put a group of men together, 90 per cent of the time they will talk football, put women together and 90 per cent of the time, they will be moaning about Claire from work. "
Put a TV in there and the convo always turns to blow jobs. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"False women always go to the toilet together
At one stage some Liverpool clubs had two toilets in one cubicle for precisely that reason, so you could sit (and shit) and chat with your mate...
I always thought eeeeeeh.
Dunno if this was a thing elsewhere n the country?"
Yeah we had a club in Hull that had that. Probably designed by a man who thought that women shared cubicles because they wanted to not because of the severe lack of cubicles in most ladies loos so you go in with your mate to save time when there’s a huge queue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"None of you dare go to the toilet in case the others talk about you when you've gone,true or false
Live long and prosper....dash x"
Woman are not that bitchy OP
Men on the other hand can be cruel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"None of you dare go to the toilet in case the others talk about you when you've gone,true or false
Live long and prosper....dash x
Woman are not that bitchy OP
Men on the other hand can be cruel "
I disagree with both statements |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friends and i have an understanding that if you're not there then you're the one being talked about.
We all do things that annoy each other, that's normal, we've accepted that. |
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"My friends and i have an understanding that if you're not there then you're the one being talked about.
We all do things that annoy each other, that's normal, we've accepted that. "
Haha, and that's WHY you won't find me out with a group of women! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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3 men together .. one leaves, the other two will say “ah fuck off then you twat”. Once they’ve gone the 2 men left will agree what a great chap he is!
3 women together .. one leaves, the other two will say “ah love you babes!”. Once they’ve gone the 2 women left will start bitching about her...
That’s the way it works innit? You all KNOW it’s the truth!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men are far worse than women for gossiping
Hahahaha hahaha,oh right you were being serious
They like to tell us women what the other men are getting up to. And don't get me started on them moaning about each other at work.
I agree some of the blokes I know are terrible, don’t tell them anything you don’t want anyone else to know.
One of my brother's in law was so bad we called him the News of the World. "
Ha ha my mum and dad used to call their neighbour that, he was that bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"3 men together .. one leaves, the other two will say “ah fuck off then you twat”. Once they’ve gone the 2 men left will agree what a great chap he is!
3 women together .. one leaves, the other two will say “ah love you babes!”. Once they’ve gone the 2 women left will start bitching about her...
That’s the way it works innit? You all KNOW it’s the truth!!"
I'd never call anyone "babes"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d assume that if one goes to the toilet,...they’d all go together.  isn’t that what they do? "
Get back to the 90's! We're strong independent women more than capable of peeing alone.....unless we want to gossip about someone
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"None of you dare go to the toilet in case the others talk about you when you've gone,true or false
Live long and prosper....dash x"
is this why they all go together. |
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