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Innuendos are what get me through the day, saying something with a cheeky smile always lightens the mood. So, with that in mind, how can you describe a sport, or how you play a sport in the most segestive way you can
Badminton - just whack the cock when it comes towards you. |
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Best that your balls are clean, even better if warm. Take your time and make each stroke smooth. Bend the knees slightly, relax but grip firmly. Use your hips to start swinging, respect your partners position and watch thier enjoyment as you get it right in the hole. Wipe the head afterward and slide a cover over it ready to use for the next hole. Shake at the end and have a beer to celebrate a nice foursome.
Got to love golf!!! |
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"Best that your balls are clean, even better if warm. Take your time and make each stroke smooth. Bend the knees slightly, relax but grip firmly. Use your hips to start swinging, respect your partners position and watch thier enjoyment as you get it right in the hole. Wipe the head afterward and slide a cover over it ready to use for the next hole. Shake at the end and have a beer to celebrate a nice foursome.
Haha enjoyed reading this one!
Got to love golf!!!"
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"Best that your balls are clean, even better if warm. Take your time and make each stroke smooth. Bend the knees slightly, relax but grip firmly. Use your hips to start swinging, respect your partners position and watch thier enjoyment as you get it right in the hole. Wipe the head afterward and slide a cover over it ready to use for the next hole. Shake at the end and have a beer to celebrate a nice foursome.
Haha enjoyed reading this one!
Got to love golf!!!"
I love golf, I’m not at all competitive in a foursome, I always give a pat on the back when I see my pal sink into the hole before me.  |
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"Best that your balls are clean, even better if warm. Take your time and make each stroke smooth. Bend the knees slightly, relax but grip firmly. Use your hips to start swinging, respect your partners position and watch thier enjoyment as you get it right in the hole. Wipe the head afterward and slide a cover over it ready to use for the next hole. Shake at the end and have a beer to celebrate a nice foursome.
Haha enjoyed reading this one!
Got to love golf!!!
I love golf, I’m not at all competitive in a foursome, I always give a pat on the back when I see my pal sink into the hole before me. "
Yes, once you get to the short strokes, you don’t want him to miss and cum up short. Better to follow through.
I even play with myself sometimes for practice, get my niblick all polished, get my grip sorted for the next foursome.
Need to keep my head down and not finish too early. Straight down the middle is my aim, |
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