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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Off the back of the inappropriate funeral songs thread, I thought I'd start this one.

DIVORCE..Tammy Wynette

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Gold Digger - Kanye West

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Off the back of the inappropriate funeral songs thread, I thought I'd start this one.

DIVORCE..Tammy Wynette"

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Off the back of the inappropriate funeral songs thread, I thought I'd start this one.

DIVORCE..Tammy Wynette

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I still haven't found what I'm looking for... U2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't marry her-the beautiful south

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I lile most about you, is your girlfriend - The Specials

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"What I lile most about you, is your girlfriend - The Specials"

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

I don't lovè you - my chemical romance

Nothing lasts for ever - echo and the bunnymen

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Please release me.. Englebert Humperdink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Attitude guns N roses

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By *astie10Man over a year ago

Guildford

'I Write Sins Not Tragedies panic at the disco

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Tragedy, bee gees or steps version, makes no difference lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Freda Payne ~ band of gold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Andy c - dirty little slut

Violate everything with one song

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

High way to hell - ACDC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn it!

I can't even be the fun police in this one as I have actually sabotaged (jokingly) my 2 best friends wedding by messing with the first dance songs.

At first "womanizer" Britney spears played. After "fixing" that mistake it was followed by gold digger

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Bad romance... Lady gaga

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'm not in love - 10cc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't own me

- a woman I know walked down the Isle to that

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"You don't own me

- a woman I know walked down the Isle to that"

Brilliant lol

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

Roy C ... Shotgun wedding. Yep, and I actually did play it.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Don't Leave Me This Way - The Communards

Grounds For Divorce - Elbow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew someone at work that had Band Of Gold as his first dance song ??????

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

And a record for today's generation. Puddle of mud ... She hates me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's the end of the world as we know it - REM

The final countdown - Europe

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

If you leave me now... Chicago

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Young Hearts,Run Free..Candi Statton..always amuses me when they do play this at weddings.

"What's the sense in sharing

This one and only life?

Endin' up just another lost and lonely wife

You'll count up the years

And they will be filled with tears"

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Love is a battlefield... Pat Benatar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kelis - I hate you so much right now

10CC - I'm not in love

Human League - Don't you want me

Bay City Rollers - Bye bye baby

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Everyday I Love You Less & Less - Kaiser Chiefs

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

50 ways to leave your lover!

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By *ilverSwordMan over a year ago

Belfast-ish

Solitary man. Johnny cash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your Love Alone Is Not Enough - Manics

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

It Wasn’t Me - Shaggy

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I heard this one played at countless wedding in the 90s.

REM - The one I love

Sounds perfect but listen to the actual words.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now Your Gone - Basshunter

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

Mambo number 5

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

F you - Cee Lo Green

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I heard this one played at countless wedding in the 90s.

REM - The one I love

Sounds perfect but listen to the actual words."

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bruno Mars- When I Was Your Man

Mya- Case of the Ex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a waste - Ian Dury and the Blockheads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think Twice - Celine Dion

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Annie I'm Not Your Daddy

Just before the father of the bride makes his speech

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

You've Been Cheatin' - The Impressions

Fuck Off, I Don't Want You Back - Eamon

Walk On By - Dionne Warwick

It Should Have Been Me - Yvonne Fair

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden"

This was actually on the list of songs available at the registry office when we got married

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And a record for today's generation. Puddle of mud ... She hates me."

She ‘kin hates me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck her gently

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By *brnowMan over a year ago

middlewich

The bitch is back - Elton John!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My old kareoke classic go too song

Suspicious minds elvis

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By *jtravellerWoman over a year ago

surrey

To All the Girls I’ve Loved before- Willy Nelson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pearl Jam, Better man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marilyn Manson - Cake and Sodomy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waysted Love - Iron Maiden

I Used to Love Her...Womack and Womak, but particularly Molly Hatchet

Used to Love Her - G’n’ R.., different song. If you not heard it look it up, hilarious !

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden

This was actually on the list of songs available at the registry office when we got married

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Off the back of the inappropriate funeral songs thread, I thought I'd start this one.

DIVORCE..Tammy Wynette"

Winner!

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

Puddle of Mudd - She hates me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You Don't Love Me Like You Used To - The Lone Bellow

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By *ertnsarahCouple over a year ago

West Bromwich

Woman - Anti Nowhere League. Our mates wanted it for their first dance but thought their families might disapprove.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Roxanne - The Police

This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us - Sparks

You're All I Need - Motley Crüe

The Jack - AC/DC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Killing in the name of - Rage against the machine

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By *albec26Man over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

I'll be watching you, police

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By *hrobbermanMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Aztec Camera "Just Like Gold".

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Disasterpiece - Slipknot

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

U + Ur Hand - Pink

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By *ayTVTV/TS over a year ago

North Yorkshire

I Knew The Bride (when she used to rock n'roll). Dave Edmunds

Thorn In My Side Eurythmics

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By *wingfellowMan over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Any fleetwood mac song because you know she’s been with your entire group

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After being a muso and occasionally djayed

Had to chime in with this one .. An 80s Rock couple actually wanted as their first dance:

Michael Boltons

How can we be lovers if we can't be friends

No I'm not joking ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another One Bites the Dust by queen.

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan over a year ago

Ely

"Freda Payne ~ band of gold."

When I used to DJ this was requested as the first dance...I questioned it and they didn't see a problem with it...

'Since you've been gone all that's left is a band of gold'

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

Dude looks like a lady...

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

You give love a bad name...

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Don't marry her-the beautiful south"

Trust you mean the inappropriate version. Accidently played on Radio2 on one occasion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The end:The doors

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Annie I'm Not Your Daddy

Just before the father of the bride makes his speech"

Oh Yes. Love that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What Have I Done To Deserve This?: Pet Shop Boys

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Just the lyrics, "You've got a boy friend looks like your girl friend", or vice versa whichever is appropriate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Storm Front - Billy Joel.

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan over a year ago

Ely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LH43qzle7A

Face Down Arse Up...

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

Smack my bitch up - The Prodigy

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Jailbait - Motörhead

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By *adyJayneWoman over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"And a record for today's generation. Puddle of mud ... She hates me."

Define "today's generation"? It's nearly 20 years since that was released.

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By *adyJayneWoman over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"I knew someone at work that had Band Of Gold as his first dance song ??????"

Wow. I was looking at some northern soul classics for my first dance but that's stunning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Down with the sickness - disturbed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to break free - Queen x

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Raining Blood by Slayer

Bring your daughter to the slaughter by Iron Maiden

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Part-time Hooker by Betty Blowtouch.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurts to be loved by you- Kill it Kid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno if it's been mentioned (cba to look all the way through), Smack my bitch up -The Prodigy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love will tear us apart - Joy Division

There is no love between us anymore - Pop Will Eat Itself

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Dunno if it's been mentioned (cba to look all the way through), Smack my bitch up -The Prodigy"

Love it.

Top tune as well

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

It should have been "Yvonne fair"

Used in the wedding reception fight scene in the Lenny Henry coast to coast film.

The brides ex requests it

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Beyoncé "single ladies"

to wind up all her ex lovers who will miss sex with her (unless she's a swinger)

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"U + Ur Hand - Pink"

Got the giggles with this one for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another One Bites The Dust.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hit Me Baby One More Time!

Or oops I did it again!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS over a year ago

west here ford shire

Billy idol “shot gun wedding”

Beautiful south, “don’t marry her fuck me”

Roxy music “jealous guy”

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By *ilth500Man over a year ago

Merseyside

smack my bitch up. prodigy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hate everything about you. - ugly kid joe.

Ciao - Lush & Jarvis Cocker.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

SLADE

Run Away

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Billy idol “shot gun wedding”

Got to challenge that one - no such song.

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By *lirtyfun!!Woman over a year ago

Epsom

Lily Allen - it's not fair

(There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame...

Oh, I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed

I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don’t own me - Dusty Springfield.

(Or a great cover version by the Blow Monkeys)

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

N.W.A

One less bitch

She swallowed it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Victim of Love - Eagles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Young Hearts Run Free by Candi Staton

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Heaven knows I’m miserable now - the smiths

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"Heaven knows I’m miserable now - the smiths"

. love it love it love it

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By *olfclub999Man over a year ago

Newport

Madonna - Like a virgin

And it’s gotta be followed by

Leon Haywood - Don’t push it Don’t force it

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan over a year ago

Ely

"Lily Allen - it's not fair

(There's just one thing that's getting in the way

When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame...

Oh, I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed

I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head)

Have to Love Lily Allen for her family friendly party classics

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

"We don't talk anymore"

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Tainted love... Soft cell

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Tainted love... Soft cell"
the 12"version where it then gets mixed into where did our love go... Double whammy there lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bat out of hell, Two out of three,

Most Meatloaf!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kaiser Chiefs' Every Day I Love You Less and Less

Went to a wedding where that was their song...

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Swingers wedding

Dusty Springfield I only want to be with you

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Swingers wedding

Dusty Springfield I only want to be with you"

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

I still haven't found what I'm looking for - U2

Caught out there - Kelis

Every breath you take - The Police (which is definitely not the love song some people think it is...!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love dont live here anymore - Rose Royce

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smack my bitch up. The Prodigy

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Elvis Presley.. Suspicious minds

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple over a year ago

Bedworth

When I was planning my wedding to my first husband my mother was not impressed when I told her that I planned to walk down the aisle to Bring your daughter to the slaughter. As we signed the register we would have Every day I love you less and less. And our first dance would be to D I V O R C E.

She didn’t share my sense of humour

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By *sGivesWood OP Woman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"When I was planning my wedding to my first husband my mother was not impressed when I told her that I planned to walk down the aisle to Bring your daughter to the slaughter. As we signed the register we would have Every day I love you less and less. And our first dance would be to D I V O R C E.

She didn’t share my sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love on the rocks, Neil Diamond and yep had friends who had that as their song