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"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head 
 people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story! im not my mother had me tested "
I take it the results were inconclusive |
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By (user no longer on site)
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statistically when flying.. chances of being a bomb on the plane 1 in a million. Chances of 2 seperate bombs 1 in ten million...so be safe ..take a live bomb with you |
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"Don't fall asleep with silicon earplugs in your hand & half waken, decide to eat the sweets in your hand & find out how bitty earplugs go when chewed."
if you swollow its silent but deadly
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"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head
people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story! im not my mother had me tested
I take it the results were inconclusive "
just a little giddy |
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"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head
people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story! im not my mother had me tested
I take it the results were inconclusive just a little giddy"
Way I heard it the report contained the phrase "mad as a box of frogs, inside a sack of squirrels"
But continuing the safety theme, never answer the phone while ironing. |
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"When sleeping dont hold a hammer in your hand just incase you get an itchy head
people really will think you’re mad if you only tell half a story! im not my mother had me tested
I take it the results were inconclusive just a little giddy
Way I heard it the report contained the phrase "mad as a box of frogs, inside a sack of squirrels"
But continuing the safety theme, never answer the phone while ironing. "
hope your reading folks this id important learning |
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