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over a year ago
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"Tear off my t shirt like hulk hogan before i tear off your clothes too
Love that sound of me ripping clothing before i get what i want"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't you just get that awkward "trying to rip it but the hem is sewn too well and it just won't rip and you look weak but you don't want to look like a quitter and keep trying but Sue's starting to look bored and god damn it why won't this rip?!" moment? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?"
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated "
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth? "
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless."
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
Who needs the nhs with you around 
Can you get it removed on nhs? "
iv never tried il call nhs direct now and ask |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing... "
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing."
Still confused.. think I need showing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing.
Still confused.. think I need showing "
Bring a first aid kit, and have 999 on speed dial |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing.
Still confused.. think I need showing
Bring a first aid kit, and have 999 on speed dial "
No, just get the iron on that'll stop the bleeding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
Who needs the nhs with you around
Can you get it removed on nhs? iv never tried il call nhs direct now and ask"
What did they say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing.
Still confused.. think I need showing
Bring a first aid kit, and have 999 on speed dial
No, just get the iron on that'll stop the bleeding "
Blow torch and some vinegar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
Who needs the nhs with you around
Can you get it removed on nhs? iv never tried il call nhs direct now and ask
What did they say? "
it was engaged must be all the cuts so il guess yes |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"Don't you just get that awkward "trying to rip it but the hem is sewn too well and it just won't rip and you look weak but you don't want to look like a quitter and keep trying but Sue's starting to look bored and god damn it why won't this rip?!" moment? "
Ffs! Sue is such a blabbermouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing.
Still confused.. think I need showing
Bring a first aid kit, and have 999 on speed dial
No, just get the iron on that'll stop the bleeding
Blow torch and some vinegar "
So... when's good for you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing.
Still confused.. think I need showing
Bring a first aid kit, and have 999 on speed dial
No, just get the iron on that'll stop the bleeding
Blow torch and some vinegar
So... when's good for you? "
Around seventy twelve o'clock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing.
Still confused.. think I need showing
Bring a first aid kit, and have 999 on speed dial
No, just get the iron on that'll stop the bleeding
Blow torch and some vinegar
So... when's good for you?
Around seventy twelve o'clock?"
Can't make it until quarter past is that ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing.
Still confused.. think I need showing
Bring a first aid kit, and have 999 on speed dial
No, just get the iron on that'll stop the bleeding
Blow torch and some vinegar
So... when's good for you?
Around seventy twelve o'clock?
Can't make it until quarter past is that ok?"
Ah! Another unreliable willy'd version of the species |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its good to rip knickers off with your teeth!
And foreskins.
That's a new one to me...
Shows them who's boss innit
How does it work?
Painfully but rather well.
Stops them meeting others for a while too, so the bunny boiler in ya is sedated
No I meant what do you do? Pull the foreskin with your teeth?
Rip it off with your teeth. Renders them useless.
Rip it off? I thought this was a serious thing...
My nickname ain't the umbrella thief for nothing.
Still confused.. think I need showing
Bring a first aid kit, and have 999 on speed dial
No, just get the iron on that'll stop the bleeding
Blow torch and some vinegar
So... when's good for you?
Around seventy twelve o'clock?
Can't make it until quarter past is that ok?
Ah! Another unreliable willy'd version of the species "
Oi! I ain't unreliable! It's people giving me stupid o'clock times.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope you pay fore the Damage..  "
Why is everyone so worked up avout the cost! In the heat of passion do you stop and think, best not it cost too much! It's only clothing mun, a possession! This is where Possession Obsession comes to mind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tear off my t shirt like hulk hogan before i tear off your clothes too
Love that sound of me ripping clothing before i get what i want"
Expensive hobby... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tear off my t shirt like hulk hogan before i tear off your clothes too
Love that sound of me ripping clothing before i get what i want
Expensive hobby..."
Unless it’s only once a year..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you just get that awkward "trying to rip it but the hem is sewn too well and it just won't rip and you look weak but you don't want to look like a quitter and keep trying but Sue's starting to look bored and god damn it why won't this rip?!" moment? "
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