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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey you kinky lot,

I've been given the task to find something kinky to do with baby oil for my mistress. Do you have any ideas? A Google search has surprisingly come up quite sparse!

Kitten x

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By *etite HandfulWoman over a year ago

Chester

Insert it bottle and all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pour the bottle over your body and massage it then add feathers xx

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By *tirluvMan over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

You could grease up an old plastic tarp and have a bit of adult neked slip 'n slide in the front room with the curtains open -that's sure to entertain the neighbours.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Enema all if it.

Go out dancing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Manufacture it in bulk and sell it by mail order

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By *ara JTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol East

"Hey you kinky lot,

I've been given the task to find something kinky to do with baby oil for my mistress. Do you have any ideas? A Google search has surprisingly come up quite sparse!

Kitten x"

Depends if you use a condom or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pour the bottle over your body and massage it then add feathers xx"
this from experience ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cover yourself in it and slide around like a slug

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By *electableDalliancesCouple over a year ago

leeds

Douche thoroughly

Slowly and carefull squirt the oil up your butt, ideally with mistress watching you.

Take your time, clenching to hold the oil in.

Then mistress can peg you with a glass dildo

Spadoosh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it to make baby oil mayonnaise. Season with your special sauce and appply liberally to chips

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By *utsidenakedMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Float it on water in the bath then get in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cover yourself in it and slide around like a slug"
or get girl called michelle on your back an be a snail

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Use it to make stainless steel shine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy a cheap vinyl shower curtain, cheaper the better. Take all bedding of the bed and duct tape it to the mattress. Add two naked bodies and a large bottle of baby oil.

Be careful you don't slide off the bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vegetable oil is made from vegetables.

Sunflower oil is made from sunflowers.

Should baby oil, therefore, be banned?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy a cheap vinyl shower curtain, cheaper the better. Take all bedding of the bed and duct tape it to the mattress. Add two naked bodies and a large bottle of baby oil.

Be careful you don't slide off the bed

I like this!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Douche thoroughly

Slowly and carefull squirt the oil up your butt, ideally with mistress watching you.

Take your time, clenching to hold the oil in.

Then mistress can peg you with a glass dildo

Spadoosh"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Douche thoroughly

Slowly and carefull squirt the oil up your butt, ideally with mistress watching you.

Take your time, clenching to hold the oil in.

Then mistress can peg you with a glass dildo

Spadoosh

This sounds fucking hot!!! Any woman out there fancy trying this with me??

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By *adyx4Woman over a year ago

Durham

"Enema all if it.

Go out dancing."

You wicked man!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

once me and a meet had a oil fight in a hotel on this inflatable playmat.

it was all ok until we decided to wash off the oil in the shower instead of blotting it all up with towels.

after about 30 minutes the maintenance staff were along the corridor where the water and oil was pouring out of the wall outlay. completely fucked the system up and a few people had to have new rooms

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