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over a year ago
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A friend tells me its a thing for some guys to quote their actual sperm count when sending out that all important first message. Why? What the fuck?
“Hey sexy, the zinc level is about 135±40 micrograms/ml and Zinc serves to help to stabilize the DNA-containing chromatin in the sperm cells... so have some of that love” |
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Not that one, but I did have a message earlier from a guy asking if I was on the pill at all. I replied with "I'm staying well away from whatever this is all about......" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A friend tells me its a thing for some guys to quote their actual sperm count when sending out that all important first message. Why? What the fuck?
“Hey sexy, the zinc level is about 135±40 micrograms/ml and Zinc serves to help to stabilize the DNA-containing chromatin in the sperm cells... so have some of that love” "
I think your friend is taking the piss...  |
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"Not that one, but I did have a message earlier from a guy asking if I was on the pill at all. I replied with "I'm staying well away from whatever this is all about......""
It was gonna be the 'I'd love to fuck n get you pregnant' message.
I've had that. Repulsive x |
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Well I’m afraid I can’t really help as I’ve never had a count done, I could make one up if I knew what it was meant to be. I mean short of emptying the prophylactic afterwards and putting under a pretty powerful microscope to do a visual count themselves, the lady would surely never know.
Now that’d be hot... “ejaculate onto this petri dish you naughty boy” |
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"Not that one, but I did have a message earlier from a guy asking if I was on the pill at all. I replied with "I'm staying well away from whatever this is all about......"
It was gonna be the 'I'd love to fuck n get you pregnant' message.
I've had that. Repulsive x "
I suspected it would be something along those lines. |
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