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Walk into a room part4
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You walk in a room. And you find the user above there.
Only using FIVE words ONLY. What do you say to them?
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Handsome what’s on the menu? |
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"Where's all the people at? X"
It’s late give em time |
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"Where's all the people at? X
It’s late give em time"
Wow, really, nobody. Tough crowd |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
How did you get in |
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"Show me that paddle, please "
Fancy a game of Kerplunk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show me that paddle, please
Fancy a game of Kerplunk?"
Am I in heaven ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show me that paddle, please
Fancy a game of Kerplunk?
Am I in heaven ? "
No, you are in Norwich! |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"Show me that paddle, please
Fancy a game of Kerplunk?
Am I in heaven ? "
It's too hot for heaven |
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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago
huddersfield |
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Does your willy get cold? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show me that paddle, please
Fancy a game of Kerplunk?
Am I in heaven ?
No, you are in Norwich! "
Thanks Matron's coming soon |
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"As cold as your tits"
We both need warm room |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Well hello and good afternoon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As cold as your tits"
put the kettle on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello and good afternoon. "
what lovely toes you have |
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"Well hello and good afternoon.
what lovely toes you have"
Where's the rock and roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello and good afternoon.
what lovely toes you have
Where's the rock and roll"
take my hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello and good afternoon.
what lovely toes you have
Where's the rock and roll
take my hand "
Where are we going then? |
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"Well hello and good afternoon.
what lovely toes you have
Where's the rock and roll
take my hand
Where are we going then?"
Eyes closed and no peeping... |
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"Did anyone see you arrive? "
You're blurry, is it me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Five words, is that all? |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
It sure seems that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its chilly in here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You've only said four words |
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"You've only said four words"
Good Lord, he can count! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've only said four words"
I was saving one for you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm definitely not obeying these rules. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well hello and good afternoon.
what lovely toes you have
Where's the rock and roll
take my hand
Where are we going then?"
Together we can rock n roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this a sausage party |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Come join the sausage party"
May I join in please? |
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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago
huddersfield |
Yes you definitely can join |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're great thanks for asking"
Mind if I kiss you |
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"We're great thanks for asking
Mind if I kiss you "
Fi doesn't mind at all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're great thanks for asking
Mind if I kiss you
Fi doesn't mind at all"
Pucker up then beautiful lady xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we join in please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we join in please "
Feel free... come sit down |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Do you mind me watching? "
Only if you sit here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My pussy is getting wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My pussy is getting wet "
Let me get that clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It will take some cleaning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any free seats going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It will take some cleaning "
Need somewhere comfortable to sit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No but 2 spare orifices |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh you better belive it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Open and very willing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Open and very willing "
Feel like a spare part |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Room for two more? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The more the merrier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The more the merrier "
I'll just lay down here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And slide in from behind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And slide in from behind "
Lower yourself down on me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm feeling you stretch me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm feeling you stretch me "
Wanna take this somewhere privaye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That is an Indecent Proposal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That is an Indecent Proposal"
Just as the make says |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I am enjoying this "
Funnily enough, so am I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feel free to carry on... "
We need to kiss now xx |
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"Feel free to carry on... " you get the other end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fill my aching wet pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Feel free to carry on... you get the other end
Yay...I'm the meat sandwich "
These hotdogs are pretty raw |
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"Feel free to carry on... you get the other end
Yay...I'm the meat sandwich
These hotdogs are pretty raw"
I'm liking the buns though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice buns yourself Miss Minx |
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"Nice buns yourself Miss Minx"
Could you butter them please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where’s the Jaffa cakes gone |
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"Where’s the Jaffa cakes gone "
No! Keep the hold-ups on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where’s the Jaffa cakes gone
No! Keep the hold-ups on!"
Give me a Jaffa cake! |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Where’s the Jaffa cakes gone
No! Keep the hold-ups on!
Give me a Jaffa cake! "
I’ll settle for those baps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wanna fuck your wives |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I wanna fuck your wives "
Help yourself to my ex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry, help myself to sex? |
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"Sorry, help myself to sex? "
Can I see those boobs |
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"Sorry, help myself to sex?
Can I see those boobs"
That arse needs my attention. |
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"Sorry, help myself to sex?
Can I see those boobs
That arse needs my attention."
Your ass needs my attention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where’s the Jaffa cakes gone
No! Keep the hold-ups on!
Give me a Jaffa cake!
I’ll settle for those baps "
Put Jaffa cakes on todger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I lick your vagina |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where’s your tattoo artist based? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where’s your tattoo artist based?"
Show me your bum please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up for naked twister x"
Only if I use oil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up for naked twister x
Only if I use oil"
Naked oily slip and slide! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up for naked twister x
Only if I use oil
Naked oily slip and slide!"
Can I lick your bumhole |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Who's up for naked twister x
Only if I use oil
Naked oily slip and slide!
Can I lick your bumhole "
Want me to wipe first? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who's up for naked twister x
Only if I use oil
Naked oily slip and slide!
Can I lick your bumhole
Want me to wipe first?"
Wipe and I'll lick it |
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"Where’s the Jaffa cakes gone
No! Keep the hold-ups on!
Give me a Jaffa cake!
I’ll settle for those baps
Put Jaffa cakes on todger "
Jaffa's on the Todger? Would that get me an invite? I'll rush out and buy a fresh supply. I've eaten the last lot. That's what happens as soon as you open them. |
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"Who's up for naked twister x
Only if I use oil
Naked oily slip and slide!"
Ready to play at this stage. I'll decline on the later licking suggested if you don't mind. |
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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago
huddersfield |
That's your choice and loss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who can count to five? |
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"Who can count to five?"
You had me at who |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my best Colonel Blimp voice, "Who the fuck are you?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you want my wife |
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"In my best Colonel Blimp voice, "Who the fuck are you?""
Tweak my titties please Blimp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone has gone to sleep "
The fuck they have (not) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take care of my wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why are you not Female. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oops sorry wrong room |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know till I try "
Come tuck me in bed |
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"Don't know till I try
Come tuck me in bed"
Now this is very cosy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know till I try
Come tuck me in bed
Now this is very cosy"
Is there room for us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know till I try
Come tuck me in bed
Now this is very cosy" get on your knees girl |
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"Don't know till I try
Come tuck me in bed
Now this is very cosy"
Heyyy sexy, how you doing
in a joey voice |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Don't know till I try
Come tuck me in bed
Now this is very cosy
Is there room for us"
Climb on let's have fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think we need bigger bed "
I was here first... mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sharing is caring lots fun"
Oh, ok then, all aboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My knickers don't fit you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whose round is it now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pass me the proplus please"
Don't need viagra with Fi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it shots or pints |
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"Is it shots or pints"
Oohh Whatever takes your fancy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it shots or pints
Oohh Whatever takes your fancy"
Dangerous thing to be saying |
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"Is it shots or pints
Oohh Whatever takes your fancy
Dangerous thing to be saying "
Dangerous liasons do you propose? |
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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago
huddersfield |
We start with plenty drinks |
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"Is it shots or pints
Oohh Whatever takes your fancy
Dangerous thing to be saying
Dangerous liasons do you propose?
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Like pic 19 May 2018 |
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"Is it shots or pints
Oohh Whatever takes your fancy
Dangerous thing to be saying
Dangerous liasons do you propose?
Like pic 19 May 2018"
Come and have closer look |
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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago
huddersfield |
You start I'll finnish lol |
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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago
huddersfield |
Allways ready for some fun |
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"Allways ready for some fun"
I'd love a foot massage |
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"Allways ready for some fun
I'd love a foot massage"
I'd love a bed bath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take your hulk socks off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Beep beep beep beep reversing |
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"Beep beep beep beep reversing"
What's the capital of Peru? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lima. An anagram of mail. |
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"I see you've come prepared"
Never a Boy Scout but always prepared. Skelmersdale has always sounded fascinating just from the name. Guess your club visits area lot closer as it says W Midlands. I've not broached the club scene yet, but I never say never. Where is Xstasia? |
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"I see you've come prepared
Never a Boy Scout but always prepared. Skelmersdale has always sounded fascinating just from the name. Guess your club visits area lot closer as it says W Midlands. I've not broached the club scene yet, but I never say never. Where is Xstasia?"
That’s more than five words |
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"I see you've come prepared
Never a Boy Scout but always prepared. Skelmersdale has always sounded fascinating just from the name. Guess your club visits area lot closer as it says W Midlands. I've not broached the club scene yet, but I never say never. Where is Xstasia?"
Prepared maybe, but can't count. |
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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago
huddersfield |
I love to give you a nice massage |
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"I love to give you a nice massage "
Can't you count to five? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What was the Bolton score? |
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"What was the Bolton score? "
Why have hidden your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What was the Bolton score?
Why have hidden your profile "
Jeeze. Which one just farted? |
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"What was the Bolton score?
Why have hidden your profile
Jeeze. Which one just farted? "
really be gentle this time |
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