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over a year ago
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Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.
So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.
“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”
Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.
Bollocks. |
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"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.
So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.
“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”
Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.
Bollocks. "
Haha bless em.
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"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.
So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.
“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”
Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.
Bollocks. "
"Cock blocking at its best" as the missus use to say. |
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Love my child dearly but I would like to be able to use the loo occasionally without her shouting up the stairs "What are you doing?" "Are you having a poo?"
And/or coming in to chat.
If it's not her it's the cats.
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"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.
So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.
“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”
Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.
Bollocks. "
Your post made us laugh , we’re forever saying on a Saturday night etc “ what time you going out as we’ve got plans ?” To which the reply is “ why what are you doing ? So basically we’re the ones who are getting questioned nowadays  |
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"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.
So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.
“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”
Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.
Bollocks. "
Shouldn't laugh but can't help it. |
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"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.
So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.
“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”
Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.
Bollocks.
Your post made us laugh , we’re forever saying on a Saturday night etc “ what time you going out as we’ve got plans ?” To which the reply is “ why what are you doing ? So basically we’re the ones who are getting questioned nowadays "
Don’t. We’ve got a meet next week and I’m desperately trying to get the kids to stay round their mates Saturday night. Last two weeks they’ve stayed with friends but now, for some reason they think they need to spend a Saturday with the “oldies”...... |
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"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.
So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.
“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”
Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.
Bollocks.
Your post made us laugh , we’re forever saying on a Saturday night etc “ what time you going out as we’ve got plans ?” To which the reply is “ why what are you doing ? So basically we’re the ones who are getting questioned nowadays
Don’t. We’ve got a meet next week and I’m desperately trying to get the kids to stay round their mates Saturday night. Last two weeks they’ve stayed with friends but now, for some reason they think they need to spend a Saturday with the “oldies”...... "
Got to be more cunning than a cunning fox these days , we wish you well with the planning x |
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"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.
So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.
“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”
Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.
Bollocks. "
Oh how true! We took to going out to clubs occasionally to avoid the issue... instead we've had phone calls at 3am from the daughter telling us she's home after a night of clubbing but is a bit worried that we are out so late...! |
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I once came home at 2am after going to Quest. I expected my 19 year old to be in bed asleep but he was still up. He looked at me with disgust and said " you're not wearing anything under that coat are you?". |
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over a year ago
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"Kids these days are like the Olympic flame. The buggers never go out.
So this afternoon we were made up when they said they were going out until about 6.30. Brilliant. To the bedroom. Camera out. Sexy undies on. Handcuffs applied. Glass dildo getting a rare glimpse out of the drawer.
“Hi mum. We’ve come home early!”
Dildos rapidly stuffed under pillows. Scrabble to find key. Sexy undies now unceremoniously covered with jogging bottoms and baggy jumper.
Bollocks. "
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My wetroom is downstairs, I've lost count of how many times I've walked & into the living room - naked. To find an unexpected teenager sprawled in my settee.
I've been caught sunbathing naked more times than I can remember too.
I nearly decapitated one of my sons once.
Middle of the night I thought I had a burglar, I leapt into to living room, screaming like a banshee, brandishing half a pool cue.
My son couldn't understand why leaving his dad's house to cycle home for an xbox game was such a big deal!
KIDS! |
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