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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How does one go about eating an Armadillo?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does one go about eating an Armadillo?

Asking for a friend

Tap it with a spoon til it cracks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How does one go about eating an Armadillo?

Asking for a friend

Tap it with a spoon til it cracks "

My friend doesn't spoon

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Smack it with a big hammer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pulp the insides and serve in the shell.

Plenty of garlic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pulp the insides and serve in the shell.

Plenty of garlic."

And pepper. You definitely need black pepper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use a can opener

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pulp the insides and serve in the shell.

Plenty of garlic.

And pepper. You definitely need black pepper "

Did you know pepper lasts for 4 to 5 years before it loses its potency?

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

A real man would eat it raw

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A real man would eat it raw"

My friend is quite womanly, so womanly in fact she has a vagina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boil it and make a chowder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Boil it and make a chowder."

Did you know in America they have 2 different clam chowder days?

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple over a year ago

Leeds

"How does one go about eating an Armadillo?

Asking for a friend

There's a video on YouTube about that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How does one go about eating an Armadillo?

Asking for a friend

There's a video on YouTube about that..."

My friend doesn't have 30 minutes spare to watch that video, can you please summarize?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's ok, we just got take out instead

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Turn it upside down put straight onto hot coals then eat it like a soup/casserole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You've eaten armadillo before haven't you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the scales get stuck in the teeth so drill a few holes and stir with a skewer until mushy inside then suck contents out with a straw

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Take said armadillo and get your friend to put its head in her mouth and attempt to suck the creature from out of its crunchy outer armour..

If she succeeds, would you mind passing on my details..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pulp the insides and serve in the shell.

Plenty of garlic.

And pepper. You definitely need black pepper "

Oh yes, mustn't forget the seasoning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take said armadillo and get your friend to put its head in her mouth and attempt to suck the creature from out of its crunchy outer armour..

If she succeeds, would you mind passing on my details.. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Take said armadillo and get your friend to put its head in her mouth and attempt to suck the creature from out of its crunchy outer armour..

If she succeeds, would you mind passing on my details.. "

Lol I'll let you know how she gets on with that one

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