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over a year ago
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A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.
And you wonder why the sea's so salty.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.
And you wonder why the sea's so salty. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.
And you wonder why the sea's so salty.
Not anymore I don't "
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.
And you wonder why the sea's so salty.
Not anymore I don't
Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children. "
I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...
Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.
And you wonder why the sea's so salty.
Not anymore I don't
Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.
I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...
Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach"
The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.
Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.
And you wonder why the sea's so salty.
Not anymore I don't
Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.
I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...
Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach
The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.
Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum? "
Someone needs to Google this. I'm not offering... |
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"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.
And you wonder why the sea's so salty.
Not anymore I don't
Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.
I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...
Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach
The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.
Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum?
Someone needs to Google this. I'm not offering..."
It's only 30-40 pints apparently. The penis is 8-10ft long and over a foot in diameter. Weighing between 400 and 1,000 lbs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.
And you wonder why the sea's so salty.
Not anymore I don't
Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.
I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...
Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach
The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.
Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum?
Someone needs to Google this. I'm not offering...
It's only 30-40 pints apparently. The penis is 8-10ft long and over a foot in diameter. Weighing between 400 and 1,000 lbs "
Correct, it appears i fell for this one. That's still a lot of spunk though.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.
And you wonder why the sea's so salty.
Not anymore I don't
Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.
I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...
Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach
The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.
Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum?
Someone needs to Google this. I'm not offering...
It's only 30-40 pints apparently. The penis is 8-10ft long and over a foot in diameter. Weighing between 400 and 1,000 lbs "
Note to self- don't read the forum while eating porridge. 
8ft! That makes my cock look small.  |
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