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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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Yes , a real survey , mentioning Avocados in your dating profile increases your chances of replies by 91% . This is according to Bumble or Badoo ( cant remember which one ) .

Well I fuckin hate the things so I guess I'll remain fuckless

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Did it say why?

Presumably it gives the impression you may be healthy, discerning or middle class?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So say you dont like them problem solved

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes , a real survey , mentioning Avocados in your dating profile increases your chances of replies by 91% . This is according to Bumble or Badoo ( cant remember which one ) .

Well I fuckin hate the things so I guess I'll remain fuckless

Then mention you hate them,they are still being mentioned.win win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must be due to the price.

They keep going up in value and maybe attracts gold diggers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What about guacamole?

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol.

"Yes , a real survey , mentioning Avocados in your dating profile increases your chances of replies by 91% . This is according to Bumble or Badoo ( cant remember which one ) .

Well I fuckin hate the things so I guess I'll remain fuckless

Lie and say you love 'em

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Did it say why?

Presumably it gives the impression you may be healthy, discerning or middle class?

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Didnt say why . It was actually a question on the Chase last night , I just couldnt remember which so called dating site did this research

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Yes , a real survey , mentioning Avocados in your dating profile increases your chances of replies by 91% . This is according to Bumble or Badoo ( cant remember which one ) .

Well I fuckin hate the things so I guess I'll remain fuckless

Lie and say you love 'em"
Too late

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

This was mentioned on a thread yesterday. Quite how or why it works I just can't grasp, does just a random mention count?

"My ideal date would be avocado to go dancing, then a nice dinner somewhere."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheese, cake, chocolate, avocados.

Put that as your profile header and watch the babes throw themselves to n your direction.

Mind how you go.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"This was mentioned on a thread yesterday. Quite how or why it works I just can't grasp, does just a random mention count?

"My ideal date would be avocado to go dancing, then a nice dinner somewhere."

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Haha I have no idea how it works . Try just saying " I love Avocados" on your status and see what happens lol .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Cheese, cake, chocolate, avocados.

Put that as your profile header and watch the babes throw themselves to n your direction.

Mind how you go.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Must be due to the price.

They keep going up in value and maybe attracts gold diggers

I got one yesterday for 36p, mashed avocado butty for me today....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Must be due to the price.

They keep going up in value and maybe attracts gold diggers

I got one yesterday for 36p, mashed avocado butty for me today....

but each to their own I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

May I refer you to yesterday's avocado thread- can't be arsed to type it all out again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avocados have the most horrid texture.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"May I refer you to yesterday's avocado thread- can't be arsed to type it all out again?

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I didnt know there was one . I cant be arsed to find it either

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Avocados have the most horrid texture. "
Its a bit like rubbing a persons skin who has heat rash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did it say why?

Presumably it gives the impression you may be healthy, discerning or middle class?

They're expensive and students are hoping to bum some freebies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes , a real survey , mentioning Avocados in your dating profile increases your chances of replies by 91% . This is according to Bumble or Badoo ( cant remember which one ) .

Well I fuckin hate the things so I guess I'll remain fuckless

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but you mentioned it sooo.....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"Yes , a real survey , mentioning Avocados in your dating profile increases your chances of replies by 91% . This is according to Bumble or Badoo ( cant remember which one ) .

Well I fuckin hate the things so I guess I'll remain fuckless

but you mentioned it sooo....."
Well it hasn't worked yet. Not a sniff yet

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"May I refer you to yesterday's avocado thread- can't be arsed to type it all out again?

I didnt know there was one . I cant be arsed to find it either

Yeah I did post that. I think the male mute must be on...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"May I refer you to yesterday's avocado thread- can't be arsed to type it all out again?

I didnt know there was one . I cant be arsed to find it either

Yeah I did post that. I think the male mute must be on...

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Yep.haha

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Yes , a real survey , mentioning Avocados in your dating profile increases your chances of replies by 91% . This is according to Bumble or Badoo ( cant remember which one ) .

Well I fuckin hate the things so I guess I'll remain fuckless

but you mentioned it sooo..... Well it hasn't worked yet. Not a sniff yet

I had to take it off, I'm drowning in messages asking for my shapely slightly nobbly thing

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple over a year ago

Stockport

I’m sticking with chocolate and pasta!

Guacamole 144%

Potatoes 101%

Chocolate 100%

Salad 97%

Sushi 93%

Avocado 91%

Pasta 75%

Cheese 75%

Cake 72%

Burger 68%

Banana 66%

Biscuit 64%

Ice cream 62%

Fries 61%

Seafood 61%

Sandwich 55%

Steak 51%

Junk food 50%

Pizza 48%

Hot dog 41%

Sausage 30%

Eggplant 25%

Taco 24%

Ribs 20%

Bbq 17%

Burrito 17%

Pho 6%

Noodles 3%

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

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"I’m sticking with chocolate and pasta!

Guacamole 144%

Potatoes 101%

Chocolate 100%

Salad 97%

Sushi 93%

Avocado 91%

Pasta 75%

Cheese 75%

Cake 72%

Burger 68%

Banana 66%

Biscuit 64%

Ice cream 62%

Fries 61%

Seafood 61%

Sandwich 55%

Steak 51%

Junk food 50%

Pizza 48%

Hot dog 41%

Sausage 30%

Eggplant 25%

Taco 24%

Ribs 20%

Bbq 17%

Burrito 17%

Pho 6%

Noodles 3%"
I like Noodles

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