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I have a particular set of skills
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I can do that thing Bishop from the movie Aliens does where he puts his hand on top of someone else's, spreads the fingers and moves the point of a knife in between the spaces and back again. As a stupid teenager and after a small cut or 2 I learned to do this pretty quickly and without injury. I can also say the alphabet backwards faster than most people can say it forwards.
What's your party trick? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you ever seen my white elephant? 
I can do the condom through the nose out the mouth thing. Condom over my head. Tie a cherry stalk into a knot using my tongue. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you ever seen my white elephant?
I can do the condom through the nose out the mouth thing. Condom over my head. Tie a cherry stalk into a knot using my tongue. "
That's impressive sir, if maybe a tad painful. Sounds it anyway lol but kudos  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was expecting big Liam to be putting in an apearance.
Not sure what my special skill would be must think harder.
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Do you reckon Liam is on here? I wonder what his name might be if he were...TakenHerUpTheKyber, TakenYourLoad, some like that maybe lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't think of a party trick...sad I know.
Fancy learning the knife trick think I'll practice that, better get some plasters"
Start with a pen or something lol I'd much prefer you didn't try it at all though, my conscience couldn't take you losing a finger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't think of a party trick...sad I know.
Fancy learning the knife trick think I'll practice that, better get some plasters
Start with a pen or something lol I'd much prefer you didn't try it at all though, my conscience couldn't take you losing a finger "
I don't think I have any really |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't think of a party trick...sad I know.
Fancy learning the knife trick think I'll practice that, better get some plasters
Start with a pen or something lol I'd much prefer you didn't try it at all though, my conscience couldn't take you losing a finger
I don't think I have any really "
Your verifications tell a different story  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can polish off a full packet of Maryland Chocolate chip cookies (other brands available) whilst working one in my office.
I really hope my personal trainer isn't on Fab!!!"
If he is I'm pretty sure your next gym session will be free lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do a passable cosplay of Abby from NCIS ..Hubby does the crow ..always done the trick at our parties !
I can imagine, I love pigtails "
He quite likes the little tartan skirt and the studded collar too. He flipped when I went on eBay and the spiders web tattoo...that was a good night! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I do a passable cosplay of Abby from NCIS ..Hubby does the crow ..always done the trick at our parties !
I can imagine, I love pigtails
He quite likes the little tartan skirt and the studded collar too. He flipped when I went on eBay and the spiders web tattoo...that was a good night! "
Haha he's a lucky guy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can make things out of balloons
P
Can you make a poodle?
In under 45 seconds.
With pom-pom feet and a pom-pom tail.
Hell yes.
P"
Cool! This has impressed me most so far, I love the balloon guy at a party ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can make things out of balloons
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Can you make a poodle?
In under 45 seconds.
With pom-pom feet and a pom-pom tail.
Hell yes.
P
Cool! This has impressed me most so far, I love the balloon guy at a party ??"
Hats, pirate swords, poodles, flowers, monkeys, swans, hearts, I can do all sorts. 
Oh, I can face paint too 
P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can make things out of balloons
P
Can you make a poodle?
In under 45 seconds.
With pom-pom feet and a pom-pom tail.
Hell yes.
P
Cool! This has impressed me most so far, I love the balloon guy at a party ??
Hats, pirate swords, poodles, flowers, monkeys, swans, hearts, I can do all sorts.
Oh, I can face paint too
P"
Your hired! Lol
Do you actually do this for a living or is it just an extra skill? Definitely the best "party trick" so far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can make things out of balloons
P
Can you make a poodle?
In under 45 seconds.
With pom-pom feet and a pom-pom tail.
Hell yes.
P
Cool! This has impressed me most so far, I love the balloon guy at a party ??
Hats, pirate swords, poodles, flowers, monkeys, swans, hearts, I can do all sorts.
Oh, I can face paint too
P
Your hired! Lol
Do you actually do this for a living or is it just an extra skill? Definitely the best "party trick" so far "
Extra skill I suppose, from my old job role.
I may have to make a penis and put it in our pics
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And I can shuffle a deck of cards, look through it once and memorise the exact position as a result of every card (eg; Queen of Hearts, 43rd card down) in the re-ordered deck.
B |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I can shuffle a deck of cards, look through it once and memorise the exact position as a result of every card (eg; Queen of Hearts, 43rd card down) in the re-ordered deck.
B"
Looking at our skills my love I think we need a business plan 
P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i can do card tricks.
and i can count cards in blackjack
I take it your barred from all gambling dens in your local area lol "
sadly im on a list of people refused entry into some casinos yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And I can shuffle a deck of cards, look through it once and memorise the exact position as a result of every card (eg; Queen of Hearts, 43rd card down) in the re-ordered deck.
B
Looking at our skills my love I think we need a business plan
P"
I think both yourselves and Patrick v2.0 should get together and plan a trip to Vegas |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can give an fairly accurate guesstimate of the grams of carbohydrate on a plate with a single glance.
I know, hold yourselves back!
V x"
Lol your a keeper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fart, sneeze and burp at the same time with my eyes wide open.
Did I see you on Britain's Got Talent?"
I retract that claim unless farts have lumps. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can wiggle my eyebrows and my ears. I can curl my tongue into a ‘w’. I can talk for Queen and country. Absolutely no useful talent. "
I'd like to see that w, I'm sure I'd be impressed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can fart, sneeze and burp at the same time with my eyes wide open.
Did I see you on Britain's Got Talent?
I retract that claim unless farts have lumps. "
You can't take it back now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can make my little toes wave lol x
As long as it's a hello wave and not a goodbye then I'm liking that skill too
Of course haha x"
Is it wrong that I probably wouldn't be looking at your toes though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I can shuffle a deck of cards, look through it once and memorise the exact position as a result of every card (eg; Queen of Hearts, 43rd card down) in the re-ordered deck.
B
Looking at our skills my love I think we need a business plan
P
I think both yourselves and Patrick v2.0 should get together and plan a trip to Vegas "
was discovered by accident. it has something to do with the fact i can listen to about 3 different conversations all at once and place them in order in my mind so i know who said what. im murder in a restaurant because id be looking at the person directly across me at the table but listening to conversations behind and around me.
sometimes you even know what someone is going to do or say next before they do.
its a bit freaky
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can make my little toes wave lol x
As long as it's a hello wave and not a goodbye then I'm liking that skill too
Of course haha x
Is it wrong that I probably wouldn't be looking at your toes though? "
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