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"Did you know avocados are lethal to parrots?
Courtesy of factoids"
Well bugger me i never new that. Love little factoids like that. Apparently more people die each year from falling coconuts than shark attacks. |
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"Everyday is a schoolday, except Saturday, and Sunday.
Is Sunday School still going ?
Wikipedia,
Sunday schools were first set up in the 1780s in England to provide education to working children"
I said that so somebody could say Sunday school. Fact. |
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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase. "
Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do? |
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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase.
Avocado even "
So what is the reasoning behind this phenomena?
And how should you mention the avocado?
I'd imagine if you stated "and in my spare time I like to insert avocado into my rectum", I think that may be detrimental even though you have mentioned the avocado..
So many questions that need answering.. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase. "
The bathroom suite in the first house I remember living in was avocado.
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase.
Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do? "
I'm just wondering if randomly inserting avocado into the text would be effective...
"I like pina coladas, and taking walks avocado in the rain..."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase.
Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?
I'm just wondering if randomly inserting avocado into the text would be effective...
"I like pina coladas, and taking walks avocado in the rain..."
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FAF? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"That might explain the message asking
' will you paint me green and call me a naughty avocado ? '  "
Totally off on a tangent.....
But if someone puts their head on your chest can they hear the sea?
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"That might explain the message asking
' will you paint me green and call me a naughty avocado ? '
Totally off on a tangent.....
But if someone puts their head on your chest can they hear the sea?
A"
Yeah have had that one a lot too and yet no one has ever said if they did  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase.
Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?
I'm just wondering if randomly inserting avocado into the text would be effective...
"I like pina coladas, and taking walks avocado in the rain..."
FAF?"
Well that was quick! |
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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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Ok so been thinking how to say avocado. When you meet your date and he/she asked how did you get here, say on my wheels. When they say " have got a bike " say no " avocado " .....I can here the groans now ....I'll get me coat |
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"Ok so been thinking how to say avocado. When you meet your date and he/she asked how did you get here, say on my wheels. When they say " have got a bike " say no " avocado " .....I can here the groans now ....I'll get me coat "
Proper dad joke that. Love it |
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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase.
Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do? "
You could put 'You can drive but do you Avocado?'
I'll get my coat. |
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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase.
Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?
You could put 'You can drive but do you Avocado?'
I'll get my coat."
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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase.
Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?
You could put 'You can drive but do you Avocado?'
I'll get my coat."
Brilliant |
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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago
liverpool wavertree picton clock |
"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.
Things you learn on the Chase.
Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?
You could put 'You can drive but do you Avocado?'
I'll get my coat."
Brilliant
Sounds normal in a Scouse accent |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Vile things, like the devils scrotum 
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Must admit, not tried the devil's scrotum,but crack an egg into each half of an avocado and bake in the oven, then have with some crispy bacon on some wholemeal toast and you have the canine undercarriage of breakfasts |
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"Vile things, like the devils scrotum
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Must admit, not tried the devil's scrotum,but crack an egg into each half of an avocado and bake in the oven, then have with some crispy bacon on some wholemeal toast and you have the canine undercarriage of breakfasts "
If you're telling me porkies and I end up with offended taste buds and a face that looks like I've put a poo in my mouth...well.. I might cry.
However, I might give it a go.
I can see it now, "I know you're used to a cooked breakfast darling, but try this"
Heaven help us.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wonder what increase in messages mentioning watermelon would bring.
You should ask FaB "
Is it a coincidence that FaB=fab, or did he do this on purpose? |
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"Wonder what increase in messages mentioning watermelon would bring.
You should ask FaB
Is it a coincidence that FaB=fab, or did he do this on purpose? "
Hah! Could be...
All I know is he said:
#hashtagTHEhashtag
That is all I needed to know he is cool 
Love it !! |
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