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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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Roll up, roll up, rant for free here today or any day. It’s January one day a week isn’t enough for ranting!!
No whining about preferences etc, we all have them and they are ALLOWED. Imagine if you weren’t allowed to have a preference in other areas of your life. For example, I prefer nice cushioned loo roll, slightly scented and the exact colour to match the bathrooms. Now I get this won’t be everyone’s preference but what if we all wanted the same loo roll? The supermarkets wouldn’t be able to keep stock on the shelves and we’d all have shitty arses  Apply this to Fab and there’d be no sex because we’d all be looking for the same thing as it is there is someone for everyone shitty arse or not 
DISCLAIMER I’m probably talking shit due as my preferred loo roll is out of stock fs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him
Why you little
Grrrrrr |
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"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him
Why you little
Grrrrrr"
Haha ye I have one of those too unfortunately bigger stronger louder and undefeated in a couple of fisty cuffs he had when out over a short period and thinks he’s all that ?? so no
Point going anything other pleeeaaase lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him
Why you little
Grrrrrr
Haha ye I have one of those too unfortunately bigger stronger louder and undefeated in a couple of fisty cuffs he had when out over a short period and thinks he’s all that ?? so no
Point going anything other pleeeaaase lol x"
thats the one a 6ft4 ronny rock hard chav muppet |
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"I'll approve the loo roll thing seeing as the OP was nice enough to turn up (no doubt with some gentle prodding from a certain someone)
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Nope more prodding needed and I’m hoping I’ll get a poking in return |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll approve the loo roll thing seeing as the OP was nice enough to turn up (no doubt with some gentle prodding from a certain someone)
Nope more prodding needed and I’m hoping I’ll get a poking in return "
Fnarr fnarr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him
Why you little
Grrrrrr"
Isnt this what giving them a 20 to bugger off to the "cinema" was invented for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him
Why you little
Grrrrrr
Isnt this what giving them a 20 to bugger off to the "cinema" was invented for?"
that wont cut it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him
Why you little
Grrrrrr
Isnt this what giving them a 20 to bugger off to the "cinema" was invented for?that wont cut it"
Oh....pellet gun to the knee?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who lose their shit when it's pointed out they're doing the wrong thing. Like it's some personal slant against them that someone has the gall to say something!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who lose their shit when it's pointed out they're doing the wrong thing. Like it's some personal slant against them that someone has the gall to say something!
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how dare you question me grrrrr |
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My gadgets!
Tuesday night I wanted to watch something I'd recorded, part 2 of Manhunt.
Only what my box was showing was part 1 Aaaargh!
No problem, I'll watch on itvhub on my tablet, which had just come back from a week away with my son.
Tablet won't turn on, battery flat? On charge, it makes a noise but wouldn't power up Aaaargh!
Take it to shop yesterday, they don't know why. But it's OK, I'm due an upgrade anyway Yay!
Whilst there I mention my phone, I've cracked the screen.
I can get a new phone but I'll have to pay £100 insurance excess Aaaargh!
But sons phone is also due an upgrade, I can do that & have that phone myself Yay!
3½hrs it took up get everything sorted, stuff transfered from old to new devices - apparantly most people don't have over 8000 photos on their phones Ooops!
Then another hour resetting all my passwords on both devices Aaargh!
Got home to WWIII. Son trying to set xbox up in the living room. The TV is turning on but the screen staying blank Aaaargh!
I don't want to adult today
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"My gadgets!
Tuesday night I wanted to watch something I'd recorded, part 2 of Manhunt.
Only what my box was showing was part 1 Aaaargh!
No problem, I'll watch on itvhub on my tablet, which had just come back from a week away with my son.
Tablet won't turn on, battery flat? On charge, it makes a noise but wouldn't power up Aaaargh!
Take it to shop yesterday, they don't know why. But it's OK, I'm due an upgrade anyway Yay!
Whilst there I mention my phone, I've cracked the screen.
I can get a new phone but I'll have to pay £100 insurance excess Aaaargh!
But sons phone is also due an upgrade, I can do that & have that phone myself Yay!
3½hrs it took up get everything sorted, stuff transfered from old to new devices - apparantly most people don't have over 8000 photos on their phones Ooops!
Then another hour resetting all my passwords on both devices Aaargh!
Got home to WWIII. Son trying to set xbox up in the living room. The TV is turning on but the screen staying blank Aaaargh!
I don't want to adult today
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My advice is move to Alaska in a big wooden hut with a log fire  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got one!!!!!!
Other people's pre-formatted, uneditable, template Word documents.
Just grrrrrrrrrrrr.
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This ^^ is painful! Even moreso when the doc won't even show up on screen correctly when opened!!  |
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The cuntwaffle who dinged my car in the work car park yesterday afternoon didn’t bother coming to tell me or leaving their details........despite crazy security on the entire site, the staff car park has no cameras! |
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"My gadgets!
Tuesday night I wanted to watch something I'd recorded, part 2 of Manhunt.
Only what my box was showing was part 1 Aaaargh!
No problem, I'll watch on itvhub on my tablet, which had just come back from a week away with my son.
Tablet won't turn on, battery flat? On charge, it makes a noise but wouldn't power up Aaaargh!
Take it to shop yesterday, they don't know why. But it's OK, I'm due an upgrade anyway Yay!
Whilst there I mention my phone, I've cracked the screen.
I can get a new phone but I'll have to pay £100 insurance excess Aaaargh!
But sons phone is also due an upgrade, I can do that & have that phone myself Yay!
3½hrs it took up get everything sorted, stuff transfered from old to new devices - apparantly most people don't have over 8000 photos on their phones Ooops!
Then another hour resetting all my passwords on both devices Aaargh!
Got home to WWIII. Son trying to set xbox up in the living room. The TV is turning on but the screen staying blank Aaaargh!
I don't want to adult today
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Xbox issue is likely to be an update issue. My son's both had the same issue last night... only since it was unplugged to be moved though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Folk starting threads and then not curating them
Careless spelling blunders removed by poster at 10/01/19 16:40:38]"
Terrible, terrible people they are! |
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"Folk starting threads and then not curating them
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It's quite shocking.
We go to all the trouble of holding back our rage just for Rant Day Thursday.
Then what happens? Thread starts and the host goes AWOL.
Rants go unanswered and unloved.....  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him
Why you little
Grrrrrr"
Fail to prepare then prepare to fail
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"People who lose their shit when it's pointed out they're doing the wrong thing. Like it's some personal slant against them that someone has the gall to say something!
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We all know those types
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"My gadgets!
Tuesday night I wanted to watch something I'd recorded, part 2 of Manhunt.
Only what my box was showing was part 1 Aaaargh!
No problem, I'll watch on itvhub on my tablet, which had just come back from a week away with my son.
Tablet won't turn on, battery flat? On charge, it makes a noise but wouldn't power up Aaaargh!
Take it to shop yesterday, they don't know why. But it's OK, I'm due an upgrade anyway Yay!
Whilst there I mention my phone, I've cracked the screen.
I can get a new phone but I'll have to pay £100 insurance excess Aaaargh!
But sons phone is also due an upgrade, I can do that & have that phone myself Yay!
3½hrs it took up get everything sorted, stuff transfered from old to new devices - apparantly most people don't have over 8000 photos on their phones Ooops!
Then another hour resetting all my passwords on both devices Aaargh!
Got home to WWIII. Son trying to set xbox up in the living room. The TV is turning on but the screen staying blank Aaaargh!
I don't want to adult today
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Devices are wonderful but can also be a pain the arse
That's a lot of time you won't get back
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
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"The cuntwaffle who dinged my car in the work car park yesterday afternoon didn’t bother coming to tell me or leaving their details........despite crazy security on the entire site, the staff car park has no cameras!"
May fire ants nibble at their arsehole and Asian hornets chew their nipples
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