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BHM vs big fat fuckers
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a jumbo sausage to please 
only if you share 
would you share yours tho ? 
yep Im a sharing kinda gal "
you can half of mine then
as long as i can nick a couple of your chips
they always taste better off someones elses plate  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now thats just sizeist!!!!
I'll have my chips with a side of lard please! Oh and dont forget the diet !!!"
you gotta have diet
am a fat bugger, but at least me teeth aren't rotten |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a jumbo sausage to please
only if you share
would you share yours tho ?
yep Im a sharing kinda gal
you can half of mine then
as long as i can nick a couple of your chips
they always taste better off someones elses plate "
thats so true , its like the best kind of sandwich for me is when my dad asks if I want one I say no then pinch his , lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on
can i have cheese on mine?
careful
you never know who's following you round tesco's !"
everyone follows me round tesco, im so wide the whole shops behind me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?"
i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before
i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on "
Please, do expand on your hypothesis for your...................................
Ooooh Chips! Yummy!
Can I have the used oil when your done with it - I'm need to grease up so I can slip into my skin-tight PVC pulling pants.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have the used oil when your done with it - I'm need to grease up so I can slip into my skin-tight PVC pulling pants.... "
hahaha i genuinly did LOL at that, just had the image in my head of you jumping up and down trying to pull your strides up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on
Please, do expand on your hypothesis for your...................................
Ooooh Chips! Yummy!
Can I have the used oil when your done with it - I'm need to grease up so I can slip into my skin-tight PVC pulling pants.... "
and a fine figure you cut in them i'm sure |
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"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?
i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before
i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers)"
think originally BHM was from bears on the gay scene, big hairy men, but got changed to handsome to be the male equivalent of bbw. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?
i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before
i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers)
think originally BHM was from bears on the gay scene, big hairy men, but got changed to handsome to be the male equivalent of bbw."
not sure jem
but 1 thing is for sure, i look mighty fine in this corset |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?
i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before
i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers)"
Well i need to ask fab site if i can have a page on here SO people like me can know what the letters stand for , lol xx BHM I know that now thanks to you xx |
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"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?
i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before
i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers)
think originally BHM was from bears on the gay scene, big hairy men, but got changed to handsome to be the male equivalent of bbw.
not sure jem
but 1 thing is for sure, i look mighty fine in this corset "
i am in your neck of the woods for the next two days...
hope you sleep with one eye open  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmm let's see slim guy wi the personality and views of a muppet
Or larger guy with the personality and views of a saint?
NO contest larger guy everytime xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mmmm let's see slim guy wi the personality and views of a muppet
Or larger guy with the personality and views of a saint?
NO contest larger guy everytime xx"
You need the best of both worlds, Soapy!
A guy with the personality and views of a Saint who can take a hand up him like a Muppet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mmmm let's see slim guy wi the personality and views of a muppet
Or larger guy with the personality and views of a saint?
NO contest larger guy everytime xx
You need the best of both worlds, Soapy!
A guy with the personality and views of a Saint who can take a hand up him like a Muppet!"
Arrrh shucks I've been Sussed xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on
Please, do expand on your hypothesis for your...................................
Ooooh Chips! Yummy!
Can I have the used oil when your done with it - I'm need to grease up so I can slip into my skin-tight PVC pulling pants....
and a fine figure you cut in them i'm sure "
They would certainly "cut in" !
Seriously, me in PVC? Id look like a sausage makers first attempt! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have mayo with my fries please
course ya can, my petit piece of continental-ness
has shylock has his pound of flesh now ?
Not yet not got the invoice"
so it's supernoodles on toast for dinner for you then til you do |
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"Can I have mayo with my fries please
course ya can, my petit piece of continental-ness
has shylock has his pound of flesh now ?
Not yet not got the invoice
so it's supernoodles on toast for dinner for you then til you do "
No it's one or the other, can't afford both |
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