Best pick up line

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Send above person you're best pick up line, it might lead to a meet

By *ooliganMan over a year ago

Preston

I've come to pick up a sofa...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve cum on your sofa...

By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Is that a bottle of beer down your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can lick my eyebrows...

By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Do you want bone my Mrs??

By *ooliganMan over a year ago

Preston

Smile if you think I'm sexy...

By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

"I can lick my eyebrows...

And breath through my ears.