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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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An idle lunchtime musing.
It’s quite frequent to hear the phrase ‘Bend when wet’ to describe women in particular who’s normally heterosexual sexuality becomes more fluid when turned on the right setting.
I was wondering what other metaphors are used or could be used to describe the potential fluidity of sexuality for individuals of any sexual persuasion.
This is just for fun, let’s keep it lighthearted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Gay in play?
Annnnd .. blimey I’ve had to think long and hard about posting this as you know how people might take offence to certain derogatory terms and all that .. but it’s just said in context of the thread, peeps!
A poof for foof? 
You know where a chap might touch willies or something like that on the promise of getting his wet in the Mrs of a bisexual fella? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Gay in play?
Annnnd .. blimey I’ve had to think long and hard about posting this as you know how people might take offence to certain derogatory terms and all that .. but it’s just said in context of the thread, peeps!
A poof for foof?
You know where a chap might touch willies or something like that on the promise of getting his wet in the Mrs of a bisexual fella? "
 - Dan you are funny  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"An underwear fetishist could be a knicker licker."
And if your partner manages to cum so hard you hit the window and you like clean up duties you can be a Window Licker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!
I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver!  "
Tempered steel is too cold for you unless it’s just out of the furnace but that wouldn’t work as you can bend it then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An underwear fetishist could be a knicker licker.
And if your partner manages to cum so hard you hit the window and you like clean up duties you can be a Window Licker"
Im already a certified window licker. |
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"I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!
I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver!
Tempered steel is too cold for you unless it’s just out of the furnace but that wouldn’t work as you can bend it then"
It can be still hot enough to go 'Tsss!' without bending!  |
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"I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!
I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver!
Send her my way x"
She was amazing, very bronzed and statuesque and toned like a young man, just with perfect firm boobs and some tackle missing lol! Swedish I think, very strong accent...she tried to seduce me by waxing lyrical over my swimming technique lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!
I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver!
Send her my way x"
Minx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"An underwear fetishist could be a knicker licker.
And if your partner manages to cum so hard you hit the window and you like clean up duties you can be a Window Licker
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The joke that keeps giving  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gay in play?
Annnnd .. blimey I’ve had to think long and hard about posting this as you know how people might take offence to certain derogatory terms and all that .. but it’s just said in context of the thread, peeps!
A poof for foof?
You know where a chap might touch willies or something like that on the promise of getting his wet in the Mrs of a bisexual fella? "
P4F sounds sooooo much better than Fab straight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An idle lunchtime musing.
It’s quite frequent to hear the phrase ‘Bend when wet’ to describe women in particular who’s normally heterosexual sexuality becomes more fluid when turned on the right setting.
I was wondering what other metaphors are used or could be used to describe the potential fluidity of sexuality for individuals of any sexual persuasion.
This is just for fun, let’s keep it lighthearted"
Is it, where? A phrase I have ever heard even close to in any environment or setting. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pansexual? I'll have anything if it looks good at the time..
Yeah yeah im joking ok.. maybe? "
Shamooonesistafocker
Ooh yep I have to be careful with beer goggles |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"An idle lunchtime musing.
It’s quite frequent to hear the phrase ‘Bend when wet’ to describe women in particular who’s normally heterosexual sexuality becomes more fluid when turned on the right setting.
I was wondering what other metaphors are used or could be used to describe the potential fluidity of sexuality for individuals of any sexual persuasion.
This is just for fun, let’s keep it lighthearted
Is it, where? A phrase I have ever heard even close to in any environment or setting. "
It has been used on here quite frequently. Sadly I don’t have the references. |
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