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I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in ....... |
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"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in ....... "
Well I posted this one whole minute ago and you haven't asked a bloody thing....... WASTRELS n time wasters all of you .......
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"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......
Well I posted this one whole minute ago and you haven't asked a bloody thing....... WASTRELS n time wasters all of you .......
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Did you drink your glass of water with it |
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"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......
Well I posted this one whole minute ago and you haven't asked a bloody thing....... WASTRELS n time wasters all of you .......
Did you drink your glass of water with it"
Yes course..... they know me. One pint of soda water..... FREE |
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"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in ....... "
Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.
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"Zoe - dipping my toes back in - good time at the pub? Z
Yes thanks Steve........ It is Steve isn't it ? I can tell by the way you type ......
it's Zoe - Steve types like a bloke! Z"
God sake Zoe....... Guess what ? so do .....
Ello xxxxx |
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Here just
I had a little trip and em just got back from the hospital.
Dam bruised ribs, oops don't think i'll be playing for a little while hard to breathe
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"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......
Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.
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I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx
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"Here just
I had a little trip and em just got back from the hospital.
Dam bruised ribs, oops don't think i'll be playing for a little while hard to breathe
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Okay ......can I put you down for a post Easter fuck then ? |
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"Good evening Granny, what should I have for lunch tomorrow?"
Soapy! What else .....
That or a fried mars bar and a battered goose fat pizza smothered in stovies with tattties neaps bridies n pineapple tart.........
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"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......
Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.
I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx
Thanks for asking x "
haha Gwanny,,,a most excellent reply...... but can you rap eh?.... init!  |
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"Yoohoo Granny... Present, Correct and fully medicated...
Is that the same as wiping dettol up the crack of your arse ?"
Its the new Dettol jelly... Looks like I need to lube up, just in case of ninja attack...  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Good evening Granny, what should I have for lunch tomorrow?
Soapy! What else .....
That or a fried mars bar and a battered goose fat pizza smothered in stovies with tattties neaps bridies n pineapple tart.........
You trying to give me a heart attack woman?? I'll stick wi' salad. Yes, you heard right, a Scot who eats salad!!!
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"Good evening Granny, what should I have for lunch tomorrow?
Soapy! What else .....
That or a fried mars bar and a battered goose fat pizza smothered in stovies with tattties neaps bridies n pineapple tart.........
You trying to give me a heart attack woman?? I'll stick wi' salad. Yes, you heard right, a Scot who eats salad!!!
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Ha ! Scottish Salad .... A recipe by Granny Crumpet.
Take one haggis and steep in whiskey
Add four packs of lard and mix with three buckets of prohibited neep wine. Firsht tashte the wine to make shure itshhhhh
One haggish shteeped in whishkeysh and four paksh of lardmixshed wish wine bucketsh o' prohib..... fucking banned wine firsht tashte t....
Thatsh the fucking Hinglish that banned the fucking neap whine the fucking wine waysthing saschenakkssh ...fisht tisht the waine to makeshure itshhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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"Oi Granny you sent me a question but never sent the answer lol xx 
YOU were supposed to send me the answer you ......nice person you."
I told ya i hadnt a bloody clue lol didnt know you didnt know pmsl xx |
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"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......
Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.
I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx
Thanks for asking x
haha Gwanny,,,a most excellent reply...... but can you rap eh?.... init! "
Soxy! Can I rap?
Course I can you white cotton chap!
From your ankle to your knee cap
To your thigh n to ya crotch
Ahm the Granny with a Fanny that can rap because she's hot.
Ah's got booblahs Ahs got pusseh
Ah's got balls n Ahs got ass
N ahs been the pub all night so I also got the garrrrrrrrse....
parp it! Parp it real good ! Parp it ! |
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"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......
Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.
I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx
Thanks for asking x
haha Gwanny,,,a most excellent reply...... but can you rap eh?.... init!
Soxy! Can I rap?
Course I can you white cotton chap!
From your ankle to your knee cap
To your thigh n to ya crotch
Ahm the Granny with a Fanny that can rap because she's hot.
Ah's got booblahs Ahs got pusseh
Ah's got balls n Ahs got ass
N ahs been the pub all night so I also got the garrrrrrrrse....
parp it! Parp it real good ! Parp it !"
Gwanny wot can I say,,, yur my No1......... your are da man.... respect!!!
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"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...
Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......
Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.
I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx
Thanks for asking x
haha Gwanny,,,a most excellent reply...... but can you rap eh?.... init!
Soxy! Can I rap?
Course I can you white cotton chap!
From your ankle to your knee cap
To your thigh n to ya crotch
Ahm the Granny with a Fanny that can rap because she's hot.
Ah's got booblahs Ahs got pusseh
Ah's got balls n Ahs got ass
N ahs been the pub all night so I also got the garrrrrrrrse....
parp it! Parp it real good ! Parp it !"
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"Greetings and salutations Granny. Hope you have had a superlative libation in the alehouse. xxx"
I did dear I did ....and now I must lay between the duvet and the matress and partake of some shuteye .....verily one would up chuck if one dallied a while....... |
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"Greetings and salutations Granny. Hope you have had a superlative libation in the alehouse. xxx
I did dear I did ....and now I must lay between the duvet and the matress and partake of some shuteye .....verily one would up chuck if one dallied a while....... "
Do hold onto the edges of the bed, it helps when the room spins dear heart. xx |
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Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!
Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx |
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"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!
Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx"
Everyones allowed ta be her ya just have ta be fookin nuts
Welcome xxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!
Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx
Everyones allowed ta be her ya just have ta be fookin nuts
Welcome xxxxxxxxxxxx "
and learn to speak soapy's language lol - welcome to the mad house |
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"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!
Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx
Everyones allowed ta be her ya just have ta be fookin nuts
Welcome xxxxxxxxxxxx
and learn to speak soapy's language lol - welcome to the mad house"
Awww thanks guys! I had another profile which is best never mentioned! And met soapy before! Lol, mad but reasonably harmless me thinks! Being so far away! Pmsl!
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"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!
Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx"
grannys everyones type of lady  |
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"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!
Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx
grannys everyones type of lady "
I did do some pics Jemima..... God they were horrible.
I will work on them this weekend. If it takes me more than half an hour im not doing it.
Off to work xxx
byeeeee xx |
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"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!
Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx
grannys everyones type of lady
I did do some pics Jemima..... God they were horrible.
I will work on them this weekend. If it takes me more than half an hour im not doing it.
Off to work xxx
byeeeee xx "
I need new pics taken i will take your you can take me , lol I will sit you nude on one of my lovely horses ... that would make a very sexy pic gran x |
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"Well they won't allow pics of you on a horse, i tried and failed!
Why me ?
What "
Why won't they allow pics of me on a horse and why the fuff where you putting pics of me on a horse on here ..... the mind boggles. |
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"Well they won't allow pics of you on a horse, i tried and failed!
Why me ?
What
Why won't they allow pics of me on a horse and why the fuff where you putting pics of me on a horse on here ..... the mind boggles."
You are being deliberately obtuse today Grann...., when I said they won't allow pics of 'you' on a horse, I was meaning anyone, or 'one', I just don't like sounding like the Queen and saying 'one on a horse'... |
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"Well they won't allow pics of you on a horse, i tried and failed!
Why me ?
What
Why won't they allow pics of me on a horse and why the fuff where you putting pics of me on a horse on here ..... the mind boggles.
You are being deliberately obtuse today Grann...., when I said they won't allow pics of 'you' on a horse, I was meaning anyone, or 'one', I just don't like sounding like the Queen and saying 'one on a horse'... "
Ah know! |
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