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Why? Unexplained questions - Anybody know the answers
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So many out there.
Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets
Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a cinema which arm rest is yours?
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
What is Satan's last name?
What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Can crop circles be square?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why are there no 'B' batteries?
There used to be around or just after WW1, they got phased out.
You can still buy them from speciality suppliers though, still used in some lanterns. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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According to Wikipedia...
"The McHotDog is a hot dog available at McDonald's in Japan. They were introduced in 1995 at some Midwestern located stores (at the option of the franchise-holder) as a summer item. UK locations sold hot dogs during the late 1990s and as a seasonal menu item in the summer of 2002."
So that's one crossed off your list. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would imagine kamikaze pilots wore helmets in case something hit them in the noggin on the way to their destination, and they got knocked out or discombobulated and flew into the wrong thing, like Tesco instead of Pearl Harbour.
Wouldn't quite be the same.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a one armed man is handcuffed by chains around the neck, running down the back with the one hand behind the back with the chains finishing around his ankles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many out there.
Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets
Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a cinema which arm rest is yours?
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
What is Satan's last name?
What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Can crop circles be square?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
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Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Incase they get hit with debris enroutr to target.
Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut? I'm watching for this now!
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Yeah.. why not? C'mon Ronald!
Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Yes.
At a cinema which arm rest is yours? Both.
Why are there no 'B' batteries? There are.
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? Man and apes have a shared ancestor, they are related, but not evolved from.
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? To his ankle, tough shit.
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Yes.
What is Satan's last name? Doesn't have one. He's a fallen Angel, Angels only have one name.
What is a picture of a thousand words worth? Fuck all.
Why does quicksand work slowly? Because slow mud doesn't sound as scary as it should be.
Can crop circles be square? Yes.
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? Watch nature do it's own thing, do no harm.
Why do they sterilize lethal injections? Habit.
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? It's one or the other. Don't mix your metaphors! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the quicksand one is down to movies.
you do not completely sink in it if you remain still.
when you reach your buoyancy point, gently kick with you feet and with your arms out to the sides should be able to escape.
of course if you panic you will sink.
same with falling into cold water. to survive cold water shock, dont panic just float until your body temperature matches the sea.
then you can start to swim safely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
Humans and monkeys are both primates. But humans are not descended from monkeys or any other primate living today. We do share a common ape ancestor with chimpanzees. It lived between 8 and 6 million years ago. But humans and chimpanzees evolved differently from that same ancestor. All apes and monkeys share a more distant relative, which lived about 25 million years ago. |
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"So many out there.
Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets ? To keep their hair from going in their eyes because that's how accidents happen
Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut? Because you keep telling yourself how good it will look
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Because they never invested in hotdog griddles
Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Yes
At a cinema which arm rest is yours? none they belong to the cinema
Why are there no 'B' batteries? Because it was hard for anyone with a stutter to ask for them
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? Because he didn't fuck them all
How do you handcuff a one-armed man? cock rings were invented by mistake /now use your imagination
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Maybe not in it but it is on the cover
What is Satan's last name? If he told you he would have to kill you
What is a picture of a thousand words worth? Wordsworth will know ask him
Why does quicksand work slowly? Just goes with the flow
Can crop circles be square? Maybe in a roundabout way
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? A hungry endangered animal
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?They want to be sure it's the drug that kills and not an infection
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? Because someone has boiled the water from beneath
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By (user no longer on site)
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion billion stars in the night sky you will believe them but if you see a sign that says 'wet paint'..... |
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Kamikaze pilots wore helmets because the earphones for their radios were built into them. As they approached the target the leader would direct them to the part of the ship needed to be targeted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is Satan's last name?
Pretty sure it's Rees-Mogg... 
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Satans second name is Greavsie "
Always make me grin as I remember a book I read about demons: nightfall by Stephen leather
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would imagine kamikaze pilots wore helmets in case something hit them in the noggin on the way to their destination, and they got knocked out or discombobulated and flew into the wrong thing, like Tesco instead of Pearl Harbour.
Wouldn't quite be the same.
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It's where there radio earphones were, so their unit leader could order them to attack. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
Humans and monkeys are both primates. But humans are not descended from monkeys or any other primate living today. We do share a common ape ancestor with chimpanzees. It lived between 8 and 6 million years ago. But humans and chimpanzees evolved differently from that same ancestor. All apes and monkeys share a more distant relative, which lived about 25 million years ago."
Which part of the couple wrote this? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So many out there.
Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets
Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
At a cinema which arm rest is yours?
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
What is Satan's last name?
What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
Why does quicksand work slowly?
Can crop circles be square?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
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mcdonalds cant even sell hot burgers let alone hot dogs  |
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