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over a year ago
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
Shame I don’t like corn on the cob "
It might have tasted different after they fucked you with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
Shame I don’t like corn on the cob
It might have tasted different after they fucked you with it."
Would have tasted amazing then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after"
i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard"
It’s my own fault for putting my status as ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after"
It’s a very unique request, sounds like a keeper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
Shame I don’t like corn on the cob "
 Hahaha very good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
It’s a very unique request, sounds like a keeper "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard
It’s my own fault for putting my status as ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’"
ah. yes that would do it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
Hahahahaha that made me laugh!"
Thanks to her majesty you could well be the first person to laugh on a thread created by me.
Winning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We’ve had lovely hot corn on the cob dripping with butter 
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That emoji always reminds me of slimer from the classic 80s movie ‘Ghostbusters’
“I ain’t afraida no ghost” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
Hahahahaha that made me laugh!"
Me too at least you would have got a little lemon fresh clean up wipe for afterwards Queen  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard"
Corn on the cob and sweet pussy!
Can’t believe we didn’t think of it first, It’s genius. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
Hahahahaha that made me laugh!Me too at least you would have got a little lemon fresh clean up wipe for afterwards Queen "
Cheeky wee Lidl’s own strawberry scented babywipes would do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after
i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard
It’s my own fault for putting my status as ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’"
Do they do mushy peas at kfc?
We don’t frequent the kfc but mushy peas are  |
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"I thought this was a new twist on send a face pic for a moment, was about to get the camera out. "
As if someone would start a thread with a title that sounds just like the other half dozen on page 1 for the craic  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Will a piece of chewed toenail suffice?
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One of yours?
I don’t think it’d help, wouldn’t touch the sides!
It's off big one ya know."
Send one of your legs with the end chewed to a point please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"mmmmmmm melted butter
Shhhush Kaitlyn, you’re gonna upset the mmmmmmmm haters!mmmmmmm love it
When someone goes mmmmmmm I just think of mmmmmMattersons "
You’ve got a one track sausage mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Will a piece of chewed toenail suffice?
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One of yours?
I don’t think it’d help, wouldn’t touch the sides!
It's off big one ya know.
Send one of your legs with the end chewed to a point please "
Tempting, it really is, but I need it to be able to throw full blown tantrums. A hoppy one simply wouldn't have the same impact. |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"mmmmmmm melted butter
Shhhush Kaitlyn, you’re gonna upset the mmmmmmmm haters!mmmmmmm love it
When someone goes mmmmmmm I just think of mmmmmMattersons
You’ve got a one track sausage mind "
Now I'm picturing a dog saying Walls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a corn on the cob. Not in company though, it’s a bit messy
I do too. Although I think it will always remind me of this thread now  "
Think of my vagina while eating corn on the cob  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I love a corn on the cob. Not in company though, it’s a bit messy "
Because you’re a lady babs, I reckon you even eat corn on the cob with your pinky out |
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