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What would you Star Trek?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A foundation in America has issued a challenge to budding inventors to invent a device similar to a Star Trek Tricorder that must be hand held and able to read health metrics and diagnose at least fifteen diseases. They are offering $10m to the inventor who comes up with a successful design.

What everyday object would you 'Star Trek' if you could?

I'd invent a warp drive and I reckon I'd stand a good chance of doing it considering I got a warped mind already.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Transporter to get me to meets and my meets to me as I live in the Arse End of the Universe - Beam me up/over/round Scotty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Transporter to get me to meets and my meets to me as I live in the Arse End of the Universe - Beam me up/over/round Scotty

sorry but this would be my choice too lol

Cali x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A replicator would be handy too, I could replicate Megan Fox and Cheryl Cole into one woman. What a shag that would be!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In this day and age, transporter would be a fantastic thing to design

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Cordless mains electricity would do me.

ie not batteries.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Holodeck - all fantasies could come true in your own front room (well I know they can anyway, but better window dressing with a Holodeck)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In this day and age, transporter would be a fantastic thing to design"

Apparently it's already underway they have transmitted a photon of light across a lab already ( fuck knows how they knew it was the same one lol

) and they are sure that in a hundred years time they will be able to transport an apple

So I wouldn't hold ya breath about meets just yet xx

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

") and they are sure that in a hundred years time they will be able to transport an apple

pssst don't tell 'em Tesco's beat em to it will ya.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"A replicator would be handy too, I could replicate Megan Fox and Cheryl Cole into one woman. What a shag that would be!"

i've heard they are crap shags, just lie there like sacks of potatoes

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"In this day and age, transporter would be a fantastic thing to design

Apparently it's already underway they have transmitted a photon of light across a lab already ( fuck knows how they knew it was the same one lol

) and they are sure that in a hundred years time they will be able to transport an apple

So I wouldn't hold ya breath about meets just yet xx

If they can do an apple in a hundred years, maybe a banana or cucumber isn't out of the question

Hope for the meet-less in 2112

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In this day and age, transporter would be a fantastic thing to design

Apparently it's already underway they have transmitted a photon of light across a lab already ( fuck knows how they knew it was the same one lol

) and they are sure that in a hundred years time they will be able to transport an apple

So I wouldn't hold ya breath about meets just yet xx

Haha, just need an intergalactic gloryhole really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Transporter to get me to meets and my meets to me as I live in the Arse End of the Universe - Beam me up/over/round Scotty

I think we have a winner!!!!

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"In this day and age, transporter would be a fantastic thing to design

Apparently it's already underway they have transmitted a photon of light across a lab already ( fuck knows how they knew it was the same one lol

) and they are sure that in a hundred years time they will be able to transport an apple

So I wouldn't hold ya breath about meets just yet xx

Haha, just need an intergalactic gloryhole really

Now don't you be sticking it in Black holes! They swallow matter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well we already have the communicators so definitely have to agree about the transporters, no more sitting for hours going to Cornwall. My son wished he could transport the wee out of his bladder when we were in a traffic jam years ago. What an interesting idea, where/whom to send it to? Evil laughter he he he!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In this day and age, transporter would be a fantastic thing to design

Apparently it's already underway they have transmitted a photon of light across a lab already ( fuck knows how they knew it was the same one lol

) and they are sure that in a hundred years time they will be able to transport an apple

So I wouldn't hold ya breath about meets just yet xx

Haha, just need an intergalactic gloryhole really

Would that be where you stick it in a little black box and it appears somewhere else? Wouldn't you be immensely worried about power cuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Holodeck - all fantasies could come true in your own front room (well I know they can anyway, but better window dressing with a Holodeck)

snap id love a holodeck.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple over a year ago

horwich

I like the idea of the transporter but then think of the film The Fly and think how it could all go horribly wrong. Cut down on traffic, pollution and road rage though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well...hummmmph ,,,,,I would say its glaringly obvious from Jon Luc Picards head, the one thing that’s completely eluded even the Star-Trek generations technical abilities,,,, is a cure for male pattern baldness,,,,

But there ya go... Oh. and before ya start,,,, I kinda like the bald Luc-look as it happens... so I aint taking a dig..... I'm just say'in thats all...... !!!

Sox™

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

There's a flaw with a transporter.

H : "Ooooh where shall we go this Sunday?"

W : "How about Copacabana?"

H: "Good idea, hang on"

W : "effin(*) busy here ain't it?"

(*) and that's mild.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now don't you be sticking it in Black holes! They swallow matter.

Ha! Not that foolish, as far as i'm aware they are one way!

Would that be where you stick it in a little black box and it appears somewhere else? Wouldn't you be immensely worried about power cuts

I feel there isn't enough risk involved in gloryholes at the present and needs to be kicked up a notch or two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now don't you be sticking it in Black holes! They swallow matter.

Ha! Not that foolish, as far as i'm aware they are one way!

Would that be where you stick it in a little black box and it appears somewhere else? Wouldn't you be immensely worried about power cuts

I feel there isn't enough risk involved in gloryholes at the present and needs to be kicked up a notch or two"

You could but a set of false teeth in them, at random intervals they clamp down... that would certainly add a risk factor, then you'd be hoping for power cuts!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Now don't you be sticking it in Black holes! They swallow matter.

Ha! Not that foolish, as far as i'm aware they are one way!

Would that be where you stick it in a little black box and it appears somewhere else? Wouldn't you be immensely worried about power cuts

I feel there isn't enough risk involved in gloryholes at the present and needs to be kicked up a notch or two

You could but a set of false teeth in them, at random intervals they clamp down... that would certainly add a risk factor, then you'd be hoping for power cuts!"

well that gives a whole new meaning to having a filling.

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Transporter to get me to meets and my meets to me as I live in the Arse End of the Universe - Beam me up/over/round Scotty

I think we have a winner!!!!

Can you let the yanks know to send my winners cheque to:

Caz

Arse End of Universe

Cumbria

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Order anything to eat/drink whenever I like, the way I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be happy with the captains log

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