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Walk into a room part3

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

You walk in a room. And you find the user above there.

Only using FIVE words ONLY. What do you say to them?

Example;

Handsome what’s on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, put some clothes on!

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Could say the same DJ

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t take it all

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By *7345Man over a year ago

wakefield

You are hot as fuck x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your coat you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very sorry to disappoint you

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh hello, room for another? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could never disappoint me

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

I'm yours for the taking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah man it’s you again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm yours for the taking

Your fly is down

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

You can dress me next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Exit stage left very quickly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This isn't the narnia door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You really owe to try

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By *issIrishCoffeeWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Nice bum can I touch

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Fancy going for a run

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can touch and more

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"You can touch and more"

Long way from home here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can touch and more

Long way from home here."

It was worth the trip

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Exit pursued by a bear

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

You jizzed on the tree!!!!

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

That's a nice cock there

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What size shoes are you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s fired? You or you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s fired? You or you? "

FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!!

Ducking autocorrect!!! ????

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Who’s fired? You or you? "

Eye test needed, seeing spots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me my knickers back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who’s fired? You or you?

FIRST!!! FIRST!!! FIRST!!!

Ducking autocorrect!!! ????"

I have never said a sentence and meant ducking!! What the duck??

Fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You got that quite wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Speak French to me princess.

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Can I kiss your sexy ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Avec grand plaisir jolie mademoiselle

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

So you speak French then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do indeed quite well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I do indeed quite well"

Holy shit, you look tall!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand together just a minute ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd stand next to you

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

What some good fun together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always,the more the merrier.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really can't find narnia

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Why hide it

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hey Poppet. Fancy a brew?

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Yes love a brew sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love a cuppa aswell:O

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone brought the buiscuits

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Has anyone brought the buiscuits "

Driving the wall of death

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ponders why I entered here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kit off and join in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ponders why I entered here

Oh are you leaving already?

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Ponders why I entered here

Oh are you leaving already? "

...but I hope you're not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ponders why I entered here

Oh are you leaving already?

...but I hope you're not "

I'm here all night long

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Ponders why I entered here

Oh are you leaving already?

...but I hope you're not

I'm here all night long"

Yippee, oggling your boobs longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ponders why I entered here

Oh are you leaving already?

...but I hope you're not

I'm here all night long

Yippee, oggling your boobs longer

*gives boobs a little jiggle*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ponders why I entered here

Oh are you leaving already?

...but I hope you're not

I'm here all night long

Yippee, oggling your boobs longer

*gives boobs a little jiggle*"

You are just saying that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should I really be here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I really be here? "

You’ve definitely got the right room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I really be here? "

Very welcome. Come on in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I really be here?

Very welcome. Come on in!"

Room for another?

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By *ettyboob72Woman over a year ago

Manningtree

"You can touch and more

Long way from home here.

hello,its very nice to meet you xx "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What happens in here then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pure magic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

top beard

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Great ass let's all play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"top beard "

It’s great! Glad you like, loves a good stoke haha

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

What happened to five words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We drifted way off course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We drifted way off course"
Just a little bit mate

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

"We drifted way off course Just a little bit mate "

It's not that little... see.

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Louis did you fuck Newcouple?

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Let's go for drink now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too many people for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's go for drink now"

Hello, is this your flannel?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Oh gosh. Not another one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Louis did you fuck Newcouple? "

No, he was too big!

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Drinks then let's all play

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm yours for the taking

Your fly is down"
hello im pat

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By *rtraymondo76Man over a year ago

Cheltenham

Do you come here often?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Louis did you fuck Newcouple?

No, he was too big! "

Dam, thinking I’d be next

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I lied, you next

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

"Louis did you fuck Newcouple?

No, he was too big!

Dam, thinking I’d be next"

Is that licenced to thrill

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By *ouis CyphreMan over a year ago

The Midlands

"Louis did you fuck Newcouple? "

Sadly I wasn't that lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Newcouple is on my list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Newcouple is on my list"

Ohhh lucky us, who's first?

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

I'll be 1st to start

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

There only interested in women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There only interested in women"

But I'm interested in men!

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Want a good licking 1st

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

"There only interested in women

But I'm interested in men!

And I’m interested in you

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Your too big for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There only interested in women"
It's a bit of fun?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Of course it. Especially watching

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

Too right will be fun

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Too right will be fun"

I cried at Greatest Dancer!

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

What a coffee and fun

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Popper are you following me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too right will be fun

I cried at Greatest Dancer!"

Is your collar too tight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too right will be fun

I cried at Greatest Dancer!

Is your collar too tight

Far kinkier than I expected

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By *oppet22TV/TS over a year ago

huddersfield

You pair look like fun

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

It’s kind of lonely here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let’s find a slut to roast

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"Let’s find a slut to roast "

Not sure about your status?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's cold today, let's hug.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two too many words there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two too many words there"

We have word count police

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two too many words there

We have word count police

Wow it's my lucky day!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two too many words there

We have word count police

Want to see my truncheon ?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Two too many words there

We have word count police

Want to see my truncheon ?"

Show me you credentials sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two too many words there

We have word count police

Want to see my truncheon ?

Show me you credentials sir"
climb on my face lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I pulled it, nothing happened

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By *herealdavidjonesMan over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Bend over baby I’m coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two too many words there

We have word count police

Want to see my truncheon ?

Show me you credentials sir"

May need to cuff you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pulled it, nothing happened

"
You were tricked my dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pulled it, nothing happened

You were tricked my dear

"
can I fuck your wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

quote for decorating room ma'am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pulled it, nothing happened

You were tricked my dear

can I fuck your wife"

Yeah go on then pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pulled it, nothing happened

You were tricked my dear

can I fuck your wife

Yeah go on then pal

"
can i bring a friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I pulled it, nothing happened

You were tricked my dear

can I fuck your wife

Yeah go on then pal

can i bring a friend"

Show us your cock fart

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I pulled it, nothing happened

You were tricked my dear

can I fuck your wife

Yeah go on then pal

can i bring a friend

Show us your cock fart

Fancy meeting you here Doc.

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi hun. Fancy a ...... drink? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could say the same DJ"

Yeah, fair point, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What is that all about?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"What is that all about?"

Can I borrow your belt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is that all about?

Can I borrow your belt? "

You can but what for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You appear to be restrained

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You appear to be restrained

"
bend over im going in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You appear to be restrained

Want to help me free?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"What is that all about?

Can I borrow your belt?

You can but what for?"

Stop my jeans falling down!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is that all about?

Can I borrow your belt?

You can but what for?

Stop my jeans falling down! "

you are ready for me

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"What is that all about?

Can I borrow your belt?

You can but what for?

Stop my jeans falling down! "

Cool shoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice dress, wanna remove it?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Nice dress, wanna remove it?"

I was never good at maths

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By *ulu and MonkeyCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Nice dress, wanna remove it?

I was never good at maths"

Love the nurses outfit lots

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice dress, wanna remove it?

I was never good at maths

Love the nurses outfit lots"

Go on show that stretch

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Nice dress, wanna remove it?

I was never good at maths

Love the nurses outfit lots

Go on show that stretch "

Lube or butter this time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice dress, wanna remove it?

I was never good at maths

Love the nurses outfit lots

Go on show that stretch

Lube or butter this time?"

Do you need a hand x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please no touching my arse

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Any masseuse here this evening?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man over a year ago

London

Mr Ludlow, sir you are....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A naked masseuse

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"A naked masseuse"

Fancy a tummy wax sir?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked masseuse

Fancy a tummy wax sir?"

I like my chest hair

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A naked masseuse

Fancy a tummy wax sir?

I like my chest hair"

I like furry guys too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked masseuse

Fancy a tummy wax sir?

I like my chest hair

I like furry guys too "

Give us a snog please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked masseuse

Fancy a tummy wax sir?

I like my chest hair

I like furry guys too "

Love it being played with

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A naked masseuse

Fancy a tummy wax sir?

I like my chest hair

I like furry guys too

Give us a snog please"

Any time darlin, any time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A naked masseuse

Fancy a tummy wax sir?

I like my chest hair

I like furry guys too

Give us a snog please

Any time darlin, any time"

Come play with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No thanks I’ll be leaving

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

You look chilly Mr Bear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have wine and malteesers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have wine and malteesers "

Do you want to share?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have wine and malteesers

Do you want to share?

Let’s have some fun together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's my number call me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bit of group fun?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of group fun?

Let’s all fuck each other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of group fun?

Let’s all fuck each other "

Room for a little one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A bit of group fun?

Let’s all fuck each other

Room for a little one"

I'll leave you's to it

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A bit of group fun?

Let’s all fuck each other

Room for a little one

I'll leave you's to it

Slip in next to me

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"A bit of group fun?

Let’s all fuck each other

Room for a little one

I'll leave you's to it

Slip in next to me"

Coffee can wait budge up

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A bit of group fun?

Let’s all fuck each other

Room for a little one

I'll leave you's to it

Slip in next to me

Coffee can wait budge up

Always room for you PP

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"A bit of group fun?

Let’s all fuck each other

Room for a little one

I'll leave you's to it

Slip in next to me

Coffee can wait budge up

Always room for you PP"

No need for clothes then

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By *herealdavidjonesMan over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Pop your clothes over there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Minnie the minx - meet Mr and Mrs Dennis the menace lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any breakfast going I’m starving

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got any leaches for this ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck sake that looks sore

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Fuck sake that looks sore"

Can I stroke your fur?

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Fuck sake that looks sore

Can I stroke your fur?"

Think your buttons come undone

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Get out of my house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you real Rod Hull

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