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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve no idea if the higher numbers or lower numbers inside the fridge are the cold ones, to be honest I’m winging it, I stuck it in the middle and hoped for the best.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast 
Seriously "
I have learnt something new this year. I still don’t know what the numbers in the fridge indicate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
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I only realised that a minute ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
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I didn't know that until about 30 seconds ago |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously "
I tried to cook frozen beef burgers in a toaster when my oven wasn’t working. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
Well how stupid do I feel!"
Me too, looks like that one's missed us all out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
Well how stupid do I feel!
Me too, looks like that one's missed us all out"
Our toaster kept getting turned up to the highest number and so burning toast. We found one of our daughters thought it was a temperature control and so cooked it faster.
I’m not sure the numbers represent actual minutes but it’s definitely time rather than temp or colour. |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
They’re actually not
Oh my god can this is clarified please."
While the dial on the toaster is effectively a timer, on most toasters they are not calibrated to be actual minutes. Different toasters set to number 3 will pop up at different times. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Lmfao. I went to googlify this and there’s loads of hits. This being one of them. https://www.businessinsider.com/what-do-the-numbers-on-the-toaster-mean-2018-1?r=UK&IR=T
It seems the numbers are time related but only 1 in 4 tested actually related to actual minutes.  |
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
They’re actually not
Oh my god can this is clarified please.
While the dial on the toaster is effectively a timer, on most toasters they are not calibrated to be actual minutes. Different toasters set to number 3 will pop up at different times. "
Suppose that's like going to get a size 10 skirt,in one shop a size will fit in another you can't get it over your backside. The world just doesn't agree on anything... |
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"Lmfao. I went to googlify this and there’s loads of hits. This being one of them. https://www.businessinsider.com/what-do-the-numbers-on-the-toaster-mean-2018-1?r=UK&IR=T
It seems the numbers are time related but only 1 in 4 tested actually related to actual minutes. "
I did the same and found the same article!
I’ve often wondered what difference there was between my £30 toaster and a toaster costing over £100. Now I know! I’m sticking with mine though  |
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
They’re actually not
Oh my god can this is clarified please."
Of course!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lmfao. I went to googlify this and there’s loads of hits. This being one of them. https://www.businessinsider.com/what-do-the-numbers-on-the-toaster-mean-2018-1?r=UK&IR=T
It seems the numbers are time related but only 1 in 4 tested actually related to actual minutes. "
What about the numbers inside fridges, this needs clearing up too, so I can rest easy my meats are at the correct temp ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lmfao. I went to googlify this and there’s loads of hits. This being one of them. https://www.businessinsider.com/what-do-the-numbers-on-the-toaster-mean-2018-1?r=UK&IR=T
It seems the numbers are time related but only 1 in 4 tested actually related to actual minutes.
What about the numbers inside fridges, this needs clearing up too, so I can rest easy my meats are at the correct temp ?!"
Never rely on the numbers. Grab yourself a fridge thermometer. |
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"I’ve no idea if the higher numbers or lower numbers inside the fridge are the cold ones, to be honest I’m winging it, I stuck it in the middle and hoped for the best.
What confessions would you like to share on a public forum ?! "
Haha I had to ask that the other week! Is it temperature degrees so the lower the number the colder the fridge or level of cold so the higher the number the higher the level of cold?!
The should teach this at school! |
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
They’re actually not
Oh my god can this is clarified please.
While the dial on the toaster is effectively a timer, on most toasters they are not calibrated to be actual minutes. Different toasters set to number 3 will pop up at different times. "
I think I need to go to curry's and test this out! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I only learnt last year that and song and twinkle twinkle little star are the same tune.
Also that your petrol sign in your car has a arrow to tell you what side your petrol cap is on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only learnt last year that and song and twinkle twinkle little star are the same tune.
Also that your petrol sign in your car has a arrow to tell you what side your petrol cap is on "
i learned the petrol thing 3 months ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
They’re actually not
Oh my god can this is clarified please.
While the dial on the toaster is effectively a timer, on most toasters they are not calibrated to be actual minutes. Different toasters set to number 3 will pop up at different times.
Suppose that's like going to get a size 10 skirt,in one shop a size will fit in another you can't get it over your backside. The world just doesn't agree on anything... "
Clothes sizes mean nothing. I learned that a long time ago. Just look at it and try them on. |
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"Lmfao. I went to googlify this and there’s loads of hits. This being one of them. https://www.businessinsider.com/what-do-the-numbers-on-the-toaster-mean-2018-1?r=UK&IR=T
It seems the numbers are time related but only 1 in 4 tested actually related to actual minutes.
What about the numbers inside fridges, this needs clearing up too, so I can rest easy my meats are at the correct temp ?!"
I believe the higher the number the colder the fridge is. I know this because once ours was set on the higher number mistakenly and I was finding food at the back of the fridge were freezing so I turned the dial down.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only learnt last year that and song and twinkle twinkle little star are the same tune.
Also that your petrol sign in your car has a arrow to tell you what side your petrol cap is on "
Auto correct should have said the ABCD song  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only learnt last year that and song and twinkle twinkle little star are the same tune.
Also that your petrol sign in your car has a arrow to tell you what side your petrol cap is on
Auto correct should have said the ABCD song "
i never had a clue hahahaha |
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"Lmfao. I went to googlify this and there’s loads of hits. This being one of them. https://www.businessinsider.com/what-do-the-numbers-on-the-toaster-mean-2018-1?r=UK&IR=T
It seems the numbers are time related but only 1 in 4 tested actually related to actual minutes.
What about the numbers inside fridges, this needs clearing up too, so I can rest easy my meats are at the correct temp ?!
I believe the higher the number the colder the fridge is. I know this because once ours was set on the higher number mistakenly and I was finding food at the back of the fridge were freezing so I turned the dial down. "
You’re right, you turn a fridge down by turning it up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lmfao. I went to googlify this and there’s loads of hits. This being one of them. https://www.businessinsider.com/what-do-the-numbers-on-the-toaster-mean-2018-1?r=UK&IR=T
It seems the numbers are time related but only 1 in 4 tested actually related to actual minutes.
What about the numbers inside fridges, this needs clearing up too, so I can rest easy my meats are at the correct temp ?!
Never rely on the numbers. Grab yourself a fridge thermometer. "
Fancy |
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"I’ve no idea if the higher numbers or lower numbers inside the fridge are the cold ones, to be honest I’m winging it, I stuck it in the middle and hoped for the best.
What confessions would you like to share on a public forum ?!
Haha I had to ask that the other week! Is it temperature degrees so the lower the number the colder the fridge or level of cold so the higher the number the higher the level of cold?!
The should teach this at school! "
It’s the level of cold. The higher the number the colder the fridge |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lmfao. I went to googlify this and there’s loads of hits. This being one of them. https://www.businessinsider.com/what-do-the-numbers-on-the-toaster-mean-2018-1?r=UK&IR=T
It seems the numbers are time related but only 1 in 4 tested actually related to actual minutes.
What about the numbers inside fridges, this needs clearing up too, so I can rest easy my meats are at the correct temp ?!
Never rely on the numbers. Grab yourself a fridge thermometer.
Fancy "
Lol. Some fridges have temperature rather than just numbers and I’d probably trust that more than a fridge thermometer.
I used to work in an instrument repair shop and we tested outside air temperature gauges amongst other things. These were very simple thermometers and varied wildly in accuracy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously "
If that is correct, I didn't know that until right now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in
Doesn't that depend on how old the bread is."
It does depend upon moisture content and type of bread, thickness etc.
The question was why it burns the next one after toasting one to perfection;
That’s because the toaster is effectively preheated, so the time may be the same but it gets hotter more quickly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in
Doesn't that depend on how old the bread is.
It does depend upon moisture content and type of bread, thickness etc.
The question was why it burns the next one after toasting one to perfection;
That’s because the toaster is effectively preheated, so the time may be the same but it gets hotter more quickly. "
Very true....as the bread is subjected to more heat for the same amount of time the bread will be toasted more...if using again immediately turn the time cycle down |
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in
Doesn't that depend on how old the bread is.
It does depend upon moisture content and type of bread, thickness etc.
The question was why it burns the next one after toasting one to perfection;
That’s because the toaster is effectively preheated, so the time may be the same but it gets hotter more quickly. "
Well he didn't say when he was sticking the next one in,but yeah correct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in"
Cos its already hot and up to temperature x hasnt got to heat up
Number on dial not minutes.. the kitchen would be on fire if your toast was in 6 minutes x
Never understood the fridge temp though |
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in
Cos its already hot and up to temperature x hasnt got to heat up
Number on dial not minutes.. the kitchen would be on fire if your toast was in 6 minutes x
Never understood the fridge temp though "
How to defeat a toast proof smoke alarm in one easy step! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
They’re actually not"
Haha nooooooooo!
I knew it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in
Doesn't that depend on how old the bread is.
It does depend upon moisture content and type of bread, thickness etc.
The question was why it burns the next one after toasting one to perfection;
That’s because the toaster is effectively preheated, so the time may be the same but it gets hotter more quickly.
Very true....as the bread is subjected to more heat for the same amount of time the bread will be toasted more...if using again immediately turn the time cycle down "
Some old fashioned toasters have this marked on the timer dial. There is an extra mark a little further round you use for the first set of toast you do. |
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in"
Because its essentially "pre-heated" when you put the second batch in. The coils are already hot, so it takes less time to get to the cooking temperature, therefore less time to cook |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The new iPhone constantly listens regardless of settings. It picks up certain words and sends that information to various marketing companies and apple itself.
And if your iPhone is connected to your home WiFi, well.
So who has the new iPhone. confess |
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"The new iPhone constantly listens regardless of settings. It picks up certain words and sends that information to various marketing companies and apple itself.
And if your iPhone is connected to your home WiFi, well.
So who has the new iPhone. confess"
No it doesn’t, that’s not true.
Amazon Alexa and Google Home, however... |
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"The mystery deepens on fridgegate, according to other sources the lower the number, the lower the temperature. "
Ha!
Well I just bought a fridge and the manual (yes, I checked) says the higher the number, the colder the temperature. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The mystery deepens on fridgegate, according to other sources the lower the number, the lower the temperature.
Ha!
Well I just bought a fridge and the manual (yes, I checked) says the higher the number, the colder the temperature. "
Another person who actually reads manuals! |
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously "
I tested this last time it came up on fab - nope, not minutes!! |
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"The mystery deepens on fridgegate, according to other sources the lower the number, the lower the temperature.
Ha!
Well I just bought a fridge and the manual (yes, I checked) says the higher the number, the colder the temperature.
Another person who actually reads manuals! "
From time to time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in
Doesn't that depend on how old the bread is.
It does depend upon moisture content and type of bread, thickness etc.
The question was why it burns the next one after toasting one to perfection;
That’s because the toaster is effectively preheated, so the time may be the same but it gets hotter more quickly.
Well he didn't say when he was sticking the next one in,but yeah correct."
Good point. I did make an assumption there.  |
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"The new iPhone constantly listens regardless of settings. It picks up certain words and sends that information to various marketing companies and apple itself.
And if your iPhone is connected to your home WiFi, well.
So who has the new iPhone. confess
No it doesn’t, that’s not true.
Amazon Alexa and Google Home, however..."
A mate of mine in work had his aged mother and future brother in law round over Christmas and they had an Alexa or whatever they are called in the house. The mother slagged off her prospective son in law off out of his earshot....hours later the Alexa repeated it almost word for word! There Is no way I would have one of those fucking things in our house with some of the parties we host!!! |
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"The Russians sent a dog and a monkey into space. "
Sad times fact; although the dog (Leica) was the first animal in space it died while in orbit.
Apparently someone was worried about the heat and left the window open a bit.......... |
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"When buying new underwear I have to measure the width of the gusset to be sure my Tena lady fits.
That gave me a lob on Kaytlin "
It was supposed to darling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve no idea if the higher numbers or lower numbers inside the fridge are the cold ones, to be honest I’m winging it, I stuck it in the middle and hoped for the best.
What confessions would you like to share on a public forum ?! "
RTFM |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once had a wank watching porn when I was 20 in the communal area of a flat.
Didn’t realise the new flat mate was in the next room, thought she was away for the weekend.
Anyway had the porn on, totally naked wanked and cum too. Got dressed again went to wash my hands and I heard her door open few mins later.
She came to get water as she was sleeping and woke up.
Even until today she never knew I was totally naked masterbating, those few mins could have been made a difference.
Left the Kleenex there, glad she never picked it up for the bin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in"
Well that will be due to residual heat within the toaster from the first round. |
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
I tried to cook frozen beef burgers in a toaster when my oven wasn’t working."
Haha i tried to heat up soup under the grill when i was d*unk and muuuuuch younger |
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"Remember a few years back went 'The Beagle" was sent into space..... I thought it was a real beagle."
Me too, Being called ‘The’ Beagle, I thought he must have been the dogs bollocks. |
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
They’re actually not
Oh my god can this is clarified please.
While the dial on the toaster is effectively a timer, on most toasters they are not calibrated to be actual minutes. Different toasters set to number 3 will pop up at different times.
Suppose that's like going to get a size 10 skirt,in one shop a size will fit in another you can't get it over your backside. The world just doesn't agree on anything... "
At this point in time, sadly the world agrees that I’m not a size 10 anywhere - except perhaps the U.S.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Remember a few years back went 'The Beagle" was sent into space..... I thought it was a real beagle.
Me too, Being called ‘The’ Beagle, I thought he must have been the dogs bollocks. "
You're a fanny |
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"The new iPhone constantly listens regardless of settings. It picks up certain words and sends that information to various marketing companies and apple itself.
And if your iPhone is connected to your home WiFi, well.
So who has the new iPhone. confess"
Got an ear worm now!
The IPhone’ connected to the, hip phone
The hip phone’s connected to the, thigh phone
Dem phones dem phones dem - iPhones!
Sorry! |
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"The new iPhone constantly listens regardless of settings. It picks up certain words and sends that information to various marketing companies and apple itself.
And if your iPhone is connected to your home WiFi, well.
So who has the new iPhone. confess
No it doesn’t, that’s not true.
Amazon Alexa and Google Home, however...
A mate of mine in work had his aged mother and future brother in law round over Christmas and they had an Alexa or whatever they are called in the house. The mother slagged off her prospective son in law off out of his earshot....hours later the Alexa repeated it almost word for word! There Is no way I would have one of those fucking things in our house with some of the parties we host!!!"
Yeah I won’t have them either. |
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"This is a very interesting thread...why do toasters that have just made perfect toast burn the next lot you put in
Doesn't that depend on how old the bread is.
It does depend upon moisture content and type of bread, thickness etc.
The question was why it burns the next one after toasting one to perfection;
That’s because the toaster is effectively preheated, so the time may be the same but it gets hotter more quickly.
Well he didn't say when he was sticking the next one in,but yeah correct.
Good point. I did make an assumption there. "
you are quite correct about me sticking the next round into the preheated toaster...I was hoping that the modern toaster would have been developed to take the preheat from the previous round into account |
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"The new iPhone constantly listens regardless of settings. It picks up certain words and sends that information to various marketing companies and apple itself.
And if your iPhone is connected to your home WiFi, well.
So who has the new iPhone. confess
No it doesn’t, that’s not true.
Amazon Alexa and Google Home, however...
A mate of mine in work had his aged mother and future brother in law round over Christmas and they had an Alexa or whatever they are called in the house. The mother slagged off her prospective son in law off out of his earshot....hours later the Alexa repeated it almost word for word! There Is no way I would have one of those fucking things in our house with some of the parties we host!!!
Yeah I won’t have them either. "
it would be quite good to take one down the pub so you could hear what people say about you when you go for a leak |
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
I only realised that a minute ago "
Me too after reading this post |
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"I only realised a few years back that the numbers on the toaster were minutes and didn't represent the colour of the toast
Seriously
They’re actually not
Oh my god can this is clarified please.
While the dial on the toaster is effectively a timer, on most toasters they are not calibrated to be actual minutes. Different toasters set to number 3 will pop up at different times.
Suppose that's like going to get a size 10 skirt,in one shop a size will fit in another you can't get it over your backside. The world just doesn't agree on anything...
At this point in time, sadly the world agrees that I’m not a size 10 anywhere - except perhaps the U.S. "
Thank goodness that size doesn't matter! |
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"I only learnt last year that and song and twinkle twinkle little star are the same tune.
Also that your petrol sign in your car has a arrow to tell you what side your petrol cap is on i learned the petrol thing 3 months ago "
Iv driven for a living for 35 years and just looked at my guage . My son has 2 cars amd i never remember which side which has its cap. What a twat never noticed b4 ( i always get a shot of them empty  ) |
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In relation to sex, I didn't know what a snowball was until I joined college at 29yrs old. A 17 yr old fellow student told me! I was shocked a young innocent looking lad would know that lol.
As for the fridge enquiry, you should keep your fridge on number 3. |
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over a year ago
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I used to dissect the best chunks of steak out of my ex’s pie before serving before we split, kidney pie he would be eating whilst mine was steak de luxe |
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I only learnt about 6 months ago that when you buy a box of cling film you push the ends to make a stand, to stop it rolling about and making it easier to not get it all wrinkly and a mess. This little revelation has been life-changing. |
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"I once put a curtain pole up with no more nails....the advert was false it will not stick anything "
Yes it's all lies!! it does not do what it says on the tin!! |
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over a year ago
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"I once put a curtain pole up with no more nails....the advert was false it will not stick anything
Yes it's all lies!! it does not do what it says on the tin!!"
I discovered it when it fell down about 2 am taking half the plaster with it |
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"I’ve no idea if the higher numbers or lower numbers inside the fridge are the cold ones, to be honest I’m winging it, I stuck it in the middle and hoped for the best.
What confessions would you like to share on a public forum ?! "
oh come on,,confess something interesting. |
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"I once put a curtain pole up with no more nails....the advert was false it will not stick anything
Yes it's all lies!! it does not do what it says on the tin!!
I discovered it when it fell down about 2 am taking half the plaster with it "
Whoop's. It should be called "actually you might well need nails" |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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When I was 18 I came home d*unk and decided I wanted fried rice. I didn't know you boil it first and just fried it. Ate the lot Crunchie rice lol
Also once ate Smash straight out the tin with a spoon. Couldn't go the loo for 3 days as it swelled in my stomach .....feel ashamed |
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"When I was 18 I came home d*unk and decided I wanted fried rice. I didn't know you boil it first and just fried it. Ate the lot Crunchie rice lol
Also once ate Smash straight out the tin with a spoon. Couldn't go the loo for 3 days as it swelled in my stomach .....feel ashamed "
I'm sorry for your pain but this is really did make me laugh. |
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"When I was 18 I came home d*unk and decided I wanted fried rice. I didn't know you boil it first and just fried it. Ate the lot Crunchie rice lol
Also once ate Smash straight out the tin with a spoon. Couldn't go the loo for 3 days as it swelled in my stomach .....feel ashamed "
At least you didn't try to snort it...your head would have exploded! |
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"I once put a curtain pole up with no more nails....the advert was false it will not stick anything "
You should have asked Granny, she's the expert on all things curtain pole related;
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/272267
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"I don't know what a snowball is "
A snow ball is when a guy cums into your mouth. You then roll it around in you mouth to a ball type shape..if you can. You then pass that snowball into the other persons mouth during a snog for them to swallow! |
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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago
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"When I was 18 I came home d*unk and decided I wanted fried rice. I didn't know you boil it first and just fried it. Ate the lot Crunchie rice lol
Also once ate Smash straight out the tin with a spoon. Couldn't go the loo for 3 days as it swelled in my stomach .....feel ashamed
At least you didn't try to snort it...your head would have exploded!"
I did once snort Chilli powder for a bet while living in Australia |
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"I don't know what a snowball is
A snow ball is when a guy cums into your mouth. You then roll it around in you mouth to a ball type shape..if you can. You then pass that snowball into the other persons mouth during a snog for them to swallow! "
Hahah love this how the hell would u chose if any, what shape it results in !
On the to do list deffo  |
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I have often done snowballing but I never realised I was supposed to roll it round in my mouth into a ball shape first. Sounds tricky. I like standing above some one while they lie on their back with their mouth open and letting it slowly out of my mouth trickle down into theirs. |
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"I have often done snowballing but I never realised I was supposed to roll it round in my mouth into a ball shape first. Sounds tricky. I like standing above some one while they lie on their back with their mouth open and letting it slowly out of my mouth trickle down into theirs. "
Yes this is me exactly , may not even share it if my dribble technique was quick enough retraction |
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