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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What can be said while having sex or stuck in a traffic jam.

Two to start.

Are we there yet?

I hope I don’t get rammed from behind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How long is this queue?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You got this

Do you mind if I have a sleep?"

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I hope I don't need a pee soon

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Are we there yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you just farted

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I could have easily got in there.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

The guy behind me is trying to get right up my arse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How long is this going to last?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck it

Back up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that Opal Fruits I can smell?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's some dude right up my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I told you to take the other tunnel.

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By *arc6662018Man over a year ago

reading

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By *arc6662018Man over a year ago

reading

The ten second leg shake if foots on accelerate and there's a jam

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you sure this is the way to Bangor??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You didn't indicate ... don't blame me ...

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By *ab_SparklesWoman over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

I've heard of bump n grind but locking a ride up my assss end wasn't in the driving test

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By *arc6662018Man over a year ago

reading

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who wants to play spot the sheep?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

We've been here so long do you mind if I have a quick snack?

Shit. I think it's overheating.

You might want to call your mum and tell her you'll be late.....

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I think I should switch lanes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never usually takes this long.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Uh oh that's the police coming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew I shouldn't have come this way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it was caused by a swan wandering around

I knew I should have packed a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I told you not to come

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Phone your mum and tell her we'll be late

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wake me up when we are there.

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