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Advice for single females and couples
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When contacting males;
1. Try to write something more than "hey there ". It makes you sound like a fake POF robot.
2. As much as we enjoy seeing you spread your legs akimbo or shove your tits right into the camera lens, please include some full body shots for us knee cap and elbow admirers.
3. If we state we don't meet couples, this means we don't want your hubby to be peeking through the cupboard doors wanking himself silly as we get jiggy.
4. No Snapchat filters! Last time I checked zoophilia was illegal, so dog pics don't really tickle our pickle!
5. Don't expect us to show up at 3am and shag you just because you're horny and run out of batteries, we need our beauty sleep too.
6. If, you're going to write a book in your profile make sure to add a glossary so we can navigate more easily through the boring crap.
Gents, feel free to add more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love this! If I had a hat I would tip it...
Only ever had a few women or couples message me first though and most of them were read in the morning as they were 3am battery jobbies I'm guessing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Mr Star,
I read your online advice and decided to be brave and message a hot man on an internet swinging site.
I took everything you advised into consideration and careful worded my message.
He read said message but didn't reply to me.
Your advice is shit!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dear Mr Star,
I read your online advice and decided to be brave and message a hot man on an internet swinging site.
I took everything you advised into consideration and careful worded my message.
He read said message but didn't reply to me.
Your advice is shit!
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7. If we don't reply take the hint. We get 100's of messages and can't reply to every single one of them explaining ourselves just to be later open to abuse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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8. All random friend requests will be ignored, if you want to preve our sexy pics, you'll have to work for it. Seduce our mind and maybe, just maybe we'll let you have a peak! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Mr Star,
I read your online advice and decided to be brave and message a hot man on an internet swinging site.
I took everything you advised into consideration and careful worded my message.
He read said message but didn't reply to me.
Your advice is shit!
7. If we don't reply take the hint. We get 100's of messages and can't reply to every single one of them explaining ourselves just to be later open to abuse."
Just stop being stuck up and reply. It's not hard is it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When contacting males;
1. Try to write something more than "hey there". It makes you sound like a fake POF robot.
2. As much as we enjoy seeing you spread your legs akimbo or shove your tits right into the camera lens, please include some full body shots for us knee cap and elbow admirers.
3. If we state we don't meet couples, this means we don't want your hubby to be peeking through the cupboard doors wanking himself silly as we get jiggy.
4. No Snapchat filters! Last time I checked zoophilia was illegal, so dog pics don't really tickle our pickle!
5. Don't expect us to show up at 3am and shag you just because you're horny and run out of batteries, we need our beauty sleep too.
6. If, you're going to write a book in your profile make sure to add a glossary so we can navigate more easily through the boring crap.
Gents, feel free to add more "
Ladies and couples, please just don't add us as friends unless we have at least exchanged one message.............maybe 2 if you are more than 200miles away  |
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