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Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!
We did tell him that but not the point |
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"Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!
We did tell him that but not the point"
You had pound coins when you were at school?? I feel old |
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"Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!
We did tell him that but not the point
You had pound coins when you were at school?? I feel old"
Good old pound note |
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"Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!
We did tell him that but not the point
You had pound coins when you were at school?? I feel old"
1983 the pound coin was introduced |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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No.
The correct answers are any one of the following:
To get a free council flat.
To bag yourself a premiership footballer.
To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.
To disappoint your parents.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To have fun telling them bs because they're gullible and will believe everything?"
Father Christmas and the Tooth Fairy to start with. They’re white lies though. |
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"No.
The correct answers are any one of the following:
To get a free council flat.
To bag yourself a premiership footballer.
To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.
To disappoint your parents.
A"
To fetch the remote control from the other side of the room |
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The point of having kids is to ensure that you have neither money nor sleep for about 18 years and so you have someone to choose your oaps home for you and prevent the staff from hiding your teeth and dressing you in somebody else's cardigan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To have fun telling them bs because they're gullible and will believe everything?"
Yes....wee darlings 
Feeling broody again cause I know it's never going to happen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's to make you feel hilarious as you get to tell them every crap joke first. Mine's almost wet herself laughing when I said 'see you next year' on New Year's Eve. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
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"No.
The correct answers are any one of the following:
To get a free council flat.
To bag yourself a premiership footballer.
To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.
To disappoint your parents.
A
To fetch the remote control from the other side of the room "
So.
True.
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No.
The correct answers are any one of the following:
To get a free council flat.
To bag yourself a premiership footballer.
To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.
To disappoint your parents.
A"
You forgot, for the child benefit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The point of having kids is to ensure that you have neither money nor sleep for about 18 years and so you have someone to choose your oaps home for you and prevent the staff from hiding your teeth and dressing you in somebody else's cardigan"
I wish it were only 18 years.
I'm still exhausted (and skint) 37 years after having my first child. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's to make you feel hilarious as you get to tell them every crap joke first. Mine's almost wet herself laughing when I said 'see you next year' on New Year's Eve."
(Heart emoticon) she sounds like a belter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's to make you feel hilarious as you get to tell them every crap joke first. Mine's almost wet herself laughing when I said 'see you next year' on New Year's Eve.
(Heart emoticon) she sounds like a belter! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The point of having kids is to ensure that you have neither money nor sleep for about 18 years and so you have someone to choose your oaps home for you and prevent the staff from hiding your teeth and dressing you in somebody else's cardigan"
That's assuming they're still speaking to you by then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!
We did tell him that but not the point
You had pound coins when you were at school?? I feel old"
We played the same trick with dinosaur teeth when I was at school. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No.
The correct answers are any one of the following:
To get a free council flat.
To bag yourself a premiership footballer.
To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.
To disappoint your parents.
A"
Free Council House? |
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