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over a year ago
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When the placenta came out I thought I was having another baby and they'd missed twins at the scan 
so no I would'nt eat it,I just wanted it out and gone out of my life! |
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They eat it as a tradition in some countries. I cant remember passing my placenta, all i remember them saying is we are going to have to take you to theatre to remove it. I was just thinking about callum being alright. I must of passed it cause i never went to theatre lol.
Oh and i couldnt breast feed him as he was tube fed with some special formula, because he was premature he hadnt got the sucking ability |
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"The ones still breast feeding kids till they teenagers are weird   "
I lived next door to this new age couple, you know natural this and that.
Well Gail made me a rice pudding, nice gesture and I like rice pudding.
Her words when she gave to me were more or less "It was spare, because we went out and we left it in the fridge for the babysitter, but he slept until we came back, so he got it fresh, so this was left over, so I thought I'd make a rice pudding with it".
I was a bit non plussed by this.
It was only after I'd ate it, it dawned on me where the milk came from.
It was very nice actually, but I certainly wouldn't have eaten it had I known (realised). I was a little pissed off to tell you the truth, I was thinking of making her a spunk sandwich, she if she like this wholly natural food.
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"The ones still breast feeding kids till they teenagers are weird
I lived next door to this new age couple, you know natural this and that.
Well Gail made me a rice pudding, nice gesture and I like rice pudding.
Her words when she gave to me were more or less "It was spare, because we went out and we left it in the fridge for the babysitter, but he slept until we came back, so he got it fresh, so this was left over, so I thought I'd make a rice pudding with it".
I was a bit non plussed by this.
It was only after I'd ate it, it dawned on me where the milk came from.
It was very nice actually, but I certainly wouldn't have eaten it had I known (realised). I was a little pissed off to tell you the truth, I was thinking of making her a spunk sandwich, she if she like this wholly natural food.
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Why disgusted ? It's weird how humans think that drinking the milk of another species ( cow ) is okay but that the milk of their own kind ( human ) is disgusting.
Cow's milk just shouldn't be d*unk by humans. It's amazing how many just accept that it's okay and drink it without thinking where it comes from.
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Oh purlease, c'mon, like there isn't enough nutritional food available that one has to eat own's own placenta. How disgustingly warped that is.
Some people need a feckin check-up from the neck-up. |
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"The ones still breast feeding kids till they teenagers are weird
I lived next door to this new age couple, you know natural this and that.
Well Gail made me a rice pudding, nice gesture and I like rice pudding.
Her words when she gave to me were more or less "It was spare, because we went out and we left it in the fridge for the babysitter, but he slept until we came back, so he got it fresh, so this was left over, so I thought I'd make a rice pudding with it".
I was a bit non plussed by this.
It was only after I'd ate it, it dawned on me where the milk came from.
It was very nice actually, but I certainly wouldn't have eaten it had I known (realised). I was a little pissed off to tell you the truth, I was thinking of making her a spunk sandwich, she if she like this wholly natural food.
Why disgusted ? It's weird how humans think that drinking the milk of another species ( cow ) is okay but that the milk of their own kind ( human ) is disgusting.
Cow's milk just shouldn't be d*unk by humans. It's amazing how many just accept that it's okay and drink it without thinking where it comes from.
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Breasticle milk is lovely, even more so if your wife is bouncing up and down on your cock while you drink from her. Fookin love that. |
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I watched it! Gross I think! And breast fed both my kids, and had cesarians on both! Have a great relationship with both too! Silly cow has no idea what shes on about!  |
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"The ones still breast feeding kids till they teenagers are weird
I lived next door to this new age couple, you know natural this and that.
Well Gail made me a rice pudding, nice gesture and I like rice pudding.
Her words when she gave to me were more or less "It was spare, because we went out and we left it in the fridge for the babysitter, but he slept until we came back, so he got it fresh, so this was left over, so I thought I'd make a rice pudding with it".
I was a bit non plussed by this.
It was only after I'd ate it, it dawned on me where the milk came from.
It was very nice actually, but I certainly wouldn't have eaten it had I known (realised). I was a little pissed off to tell you the truth, I was thinking of making her a spunk sandwich, she if she like this wholly natural food.
Why disgusted ? It's weird how humans think that drinking the milk of another species ( cow ) is okay but that the milk of their own kind ( human ) is disgusting.
Cow's milk just shouldn't be d*unk by humans. It's amazing how many just accept that it's okay and drink it without thinking where it comes from.
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the marketing of milk as a health food is one of the biggest scams ever, i had a friend who worked for the now defunct milk marketing board and they admitted privately it was the result of post war over production. |
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"The ones still breast feeding kids till they teenagers are weird "
Some women have orgasms when they breastfeed, thats why they dont want to stop doing it i guess. I didnt breastfeed mine, so i wouldnt know. If i see a woman breastfeeding it puts me off my food. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The ones still breast feeding kids till they teenagers are weird
I lived next door to this new age couple, you know natural this and that.
Well Gail made me a rice pudding, nice gesture and I like rice pudding.
Her words when she gave to me were more or less "It was spare, because we went out and we left it in the fridge for the babysitter, but he slept until we came back, so he got it fresh, so this was left over, so I thought I'd make a rice pudding with it".
I was a bit non plussed by this.
It was only after I'd ate it, it dawned on me where the milk came from.
It was very nice actually, but I certainly wouldn't have eaten it had I known (realised). I was a little pissed off to tell you the truth, I was thinking of making her a spunk sandwich, she if she like this wholly natural food.
Why disgusted ? It's weird how humans think that drinking the milk of another species ( cow ) is okay but that the milk of their own kind ( human ) is disgusting.
Cow's milk just shouldn't be d*unk by humans. It's amazing how many just accept that it's okay and drink it without thinking where it comes from.
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I have started drinking soya milk and cream, it tastes quite good. |
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