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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Go to a swingers club, go to the bar and help yourself to the large bowl of peanuts on the bar? EWWW it's bad enough thinking of people who went to toilet and didn't was their hands but add the places people stick fingers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As most nuts displayed in bars contain urine anyway the odd sperm cell or virginal discharge shouldn't make it less palatable.
Still helps the immune system.
There is no such thing as a free lunch!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to a swingers club, go to the bar and help yourself to the large bowl of peanuts on the bar? EWWW it's bad enough thinking of people who went to toilet and didn't was their hands but add the places people stick fingers. "
Why write this rubbish? |
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"As most nuts displayed in bars contain urine anyway the odd sperm cell or virginal discharge shouldn't make it less palatable.
Still helps the immune system.
There is no such thing as a free lunch!! "
ok, i know i cant really comment about typos but....virginal dsscharge   |
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Think ive had a lot worse things in my mouth than a few nuts with a bit of sperm on. Id sooner worry about important stuff than petty stuff and noone rams peanuts down someones throat people eat them by choice. If you dont want them dont eat them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry i dont get you, you are in a swingers club and are going to put your fingers, tongue and possibly cock in lots of complete strangers orifices and you are concerned about the peanuts ??? How odd   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Go to a swingers club, go to the bar and help yourself to the large bowl of peanuts on the bar? EWWW it's bad enough thinking of people who went to toilet and didn't was their hands but add the places people stick fingers.
Why write this rubbish?"
Why ask a rubbish question??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes indeed no doubt the nuts on the bars in swinging clubs will have urine, faeces, bodily fluids on them.
But you will also find similar on any buffet lunch you attend, the muffins / biscuits sold in M&S in the plastic containers that you are supposed to use the tongs to remove, but people don't, and any uncovered food that people can pick up, any placy, any time, any where |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If your that worried about people in clubs being so dirty they cant even wash their hands before eating nuts your not going to want to shag them are you, cause im sure theres more germs on their bits than they leaving in a bowl of nut after they have been sweating, peeing and shagging all night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could never touch those nuts ewwwww.
Saw a guy oce cutting his toe nails once and it flew in to the bowl grose. "
cutting his toe nails at the bar in a club? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to a swingers club, go to the bar and help yourself to the large bowl of peanuts on the bar? EWWW it's bad enough thinking of people who went to toilet and didn't was their hands but add the places people stick fingers. "
Take a hamper with you and a tartan blanket and have a swinging picnic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" the muffins / biscuits sold in M&S in the plastic containers that you are supposed to use the tongs to remove, but people don't, and any uncovered food that people can pick up, any placy, any time, any where "
if i buy a doughnut in sainsburys i pick one and pick it up. on the basis that less people have touched the doughnut than the tongs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some people slating the OP here for a comment? ppfftt... i get you OP but i have seen people shag others, give bjs and not go for a wash after, this is why id not do clubs no more its not for me  as for the nuts,.. i suggest you take your own and dont share them? ...pk nuts i mean,.... not yours!! lol xx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Go to a swingers club, go to the bar and help yourself to the large bowl of peanuts on the bar? EWWW it's bad enough thinking of people who went to toilet and didn't was their hands but add the places people stick fingers. "
write a complaint to health and safety execs?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to a swingers club, go to the bar and help yourself to the large bowl of peanuts on the bar? EWWW it's bad enough thinking of people who went to toilet and didn't was their hands but add the places people stick fingers. "
If all you have on your mind in a seining club is popping salty nuts in your mouth in a swingers club then the best ones wont be on the bar. Not my bag but each to his own.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" the muffins / biscuits sold in M&S in the plastic containers that you are supposed to use the tongs to remove, but people don't, and any uncovered food that people can pick up, any placy, any time, any where
if i buy a doughnut in sainsburys i pick one and pick it up. on the basis that less people have touched the doughnut than the tongs "
easy solution is to pick it up with the bag. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Go to a swingers club, go to the bar and help yourself to the large bowl of peanuts on the bar? EWWW it's bad enough thinking of people who went to toilet and didn't was their hands but add the places people stick fingers.
Take a hamper with you and a tartan blanket and have a swinging picnic "
like that idea |
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"Go to a swingers club, go to the bar and help yourself to the large bowl of peanuts on the bar? EWWW it's bad enough thinking of people who went to toilet and didn't was their hands but add the places people stick fingers. "
The mints in the bowl have nothing on them that you haven't just licked from between a woman's legs.... but at least they freshen your breath. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" the muffins / biscuits sold in M&S in the plastic containers that you are supposed to use the tongs to remove, but people don't, and any uncovered food that people can pick up, any placy, any time, any where
if i buy a doughnut in sainsburys i pick one and pick it up. on the basis that less people have touched the doughnut than the tongs
easy solution is to pick it up with the bag."
Well you could but it seems pretty pointless when all the doughnuts are contaminated, once someone sticks their hands into a container.
And when clubs provide party food on special nights, you don't think all that food won't have any bodily fluids on.
We are ingesting bacteria all day long, if we are healthy then it isn't a problem and if you thought about it then paranoia would drive you mad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Goodness, it'll be the new requirement in profiles, "No peanut eaters ohh and you guys that sneeze during a meet, you can't message us either". "Polite tissue owners only" |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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"Go to a swingers club, go to the bar and help yourself to the large bowl of peanuts on the bar? EWWW it's bad enough thinking of people who went to toilet and didn't was their hands but add the places people stick fingers. "
I'd be more concerned for those who have peanut allergies in this scenario of unwashed hands !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't eat anything that's not in a wrapper.
Apart from a cock, of course "
haha that reminded me of a while back i went to chams with a female friend and she was eating a sweet at the bar, i commented on if it was nice so she took it out her mouth and handed it me so i said, bugger off you dirty sod i dont want it after its been in your mouth and she looked at me and said.....you didnt say that 10 mins ago when you knicked the cock off me 
fair comment lol |
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