I knew I needed petrol last night. I went to tescos soevifically to go shopping then get petrol.
I forhoy to get petrol which has resulted in a freezing walk to the garage to go but a cannister and some petrol.
Luckily my friend was at the garage so gave me a lift back.... Then took a pic of me stranded 
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"I just messaged a really hot man on here. First time ever and I'm now waiting to see what he replies with-if he replies at all."
I’m sure he will reply instantaneously |
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"I just messaged a really hot man on here. First time ever and I'm now waiting to see what he replies with-if he replies at all."
It hasnt come through yet !  |
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"Told my housemate I was doing a load of washing and so I’d stick their uniforms in and forgot to put the whole load on at all"
Is that a euphemism for wanking over there panties young fella  |
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We'd be here all week if I listed mine lol
Walked into a tree other nite walking dogs and gave myself black eye and two stitches
I work as bouncer so il just say yes he was much bigger than me built like an oak tree lol but you should see state of him lol
I'm always doing stupid things it's a talent |
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"Told my housemate I was doing a load of washing and so I’d stick their uniforms in and forgot to put the whole load on at all
Is that a euphemism for wanking over there panties young fella "
Haha not at all I was just forgetful and lazy |
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Didn’t seal my tuna in my lunch container properly. The juice has seeped into the lunch bag. Now everyone who comes near me at work, must think I smell of fish! They most likely think I have an unclean chuff.  |
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"Didn’t seal my tuna in my lunch container properly. The juice has seeped into the lunch bag. Now everyone who comes near me at work, must think I smell of fish! They most likely think I have an unclean chuff. "
Sorry for your misfortune, but this genuinely made me laugh. |
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"I just messaged a really hot man on here. First time ever and I'm now waiting to see what he replies with-if he replies at all.
I’m sure he will reply instantaneously "
Nope. Still nothing. I've been ignored. C'est la vie |
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"I knew I needed petrol last night. I went to tescos soevifically to go shopping then get petrol.
I forhoy to get petrol which has resulted in a freezing walk to the garage to go but a cannister and some petrol.
Luckily my friend was at the garage so gave me a lift back.... Then took a pic of me stranded
What dickhead things have you done recently? "
Got my working days mixed up |
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