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By popular demand…. actually it was the sulking of one person… 
Polo Productions is delighted to announce the launch of The Random 2012 Prediction Generator.
Want to know if 2012 is going to be your year?
Is fame and fortune around the corner?
Will your love life bloom or crash and burn?
Who knows… we don’t… but the Random 2012 Prediction Generator will have a damn good guess.
Terms and conditions apply.
Polo Productions accept no liability for any loss or damages…. or wasps.
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"please predict for me..."
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
It will be an important year for the queen, but that might mean the head of state.
You will be cooking with a lot of potatoes and ground beef in 2012, as the words ‘mince’ and ‘cottaging’ strongly appear in your future.
You won’t win the lottery but you will smile a lot.
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"please predict for me...
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
It will be an important year for the queen, but that might mean the head of state.
You will be cooking with a lot of potatoes and ground beef in 2012, as the words ‘mince’ and ‘cottaging’ strongly appear in your future.
You won’t win the lottery but you will smile a lot.
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 Fantastic... thanks ever so much.
I look forward to the year ahead.. xx |
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"And me"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
It is wise to check your home insurance to make sure you have adequate cover. You appear to need a great deal of repair work doing in the year ahead as the prediction strongly features men arriving at your home and leaving tired and sweaty.
Your roof may fall in but you will not fall out of love.
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"Six numbers for saturday if you've got your crystal ball back from the cleaners would be good 
Wolf
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Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
0770 64 _ _ _ _
You're unlikely to guess the remaining numbers , so a curry night is on the cards for Saturday night.
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"Where can I see the terms and conditions which apply?  "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You should have gone to specsavers.
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"And me
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
It is wise to check your home insurance to make sure you have adequate cover. You appear to need a great deal of repair work doing in the year ahead as the prediction strongly features men arriving at your home and leaving tired and sweaty.
Your roof may fall in but you will not fall out of love.
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Perfect !! Thanks |
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Due to the Working Time Directive and essential maintenance, there will be a short delay in the despatching of further orders.
We aim to deliver 100% customer apathy and assure all orders will be despatched.... after I've been out for my dinner. |
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I daren't ask. 
But i will. Do yer best.
Free WASP with every correct prediction. "
I don't want a wasp cheers!!! If I get one I know my outcome and it won't be good lol lol |
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I daren't ask.
But i will. Do yer best.
Free WASP with every correct prediction. I don't want a wasp cheers!!! If I get one I know my outcome and it won't be good lol lol"
By 'eck Polo, you've changed. |
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"yes please"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You will have a change of career, possibly moving into the fast food sector, where your boss will give you positive feedback on your performance. The phrase “you have a lovely kebab” features strongly in the prediction.
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"Please please please  "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Stormy weather and strong winds signify the start of successful year ahead for you, as you will get a job on Top Gear. The prediction hears you saying “damn this wind, I keep leaving skids on the follow-through”.
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"Dear PRPG
Will the love of my life appear this year? "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You will meet the love of your life. You win a day trip to Bourneville to be a chocolate taster.
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"predict me please "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Your love of animals will take you to work for an animal rescue charity or a pet shop. They phrases "I want a pussy" and "get your puppies out" feature strongly in the prediction.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear PRPG
Will the love of my life appear this year?
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You will meet the love of your life. You win a day trip to Bourneville to be a chocolate taster.
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Uncanny! Thank you so much. xxx |
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"have a lovely dinner and please predict for me when you get back ta"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You will have a new man in your life. He will be a colourful, dyslexic, motorbike riding, jazz musician. A purple helmet and the phrase “I want to pump out some hot jizz for you” feature strongly in the prediction.
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"Predict for us too please. We'd love to be entered and drawn from your magic box."
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You will have a long journey, may be as far as Australia. Going down under and exploring the bush feature strongly in the prediction. Stay clear of Mexican fast food around the coastal resorts, the predictor foresees an unhappy spell due to crabs on a taco you are eating.
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"Oh I would love a prediction please x"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Ornithology will be a new hobby and interest for you in 2012. People will want to talk to you about Great Tits, Swallows, Shags and Thrush.
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"I want a prediction "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Bad news for the future. Security for your home is a real issue. There are men out there who want to ‘smash your backdoors in’.
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"Can I have a prediction ... pretty please "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
More bad news for the future. Security for your home is an even bigger issue. There are 1000's of men out there who want to ‘smash your backdoors in’.
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"I would love a prediction Polo
Thanking you in advance!"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Your prediction anticipates a new hobby, may be involving a jet-ski or powerboat and swordsmanship; creating a modern-day form of jousting. The prediction features requests for the sheaths to be removed and have weapons ready to start the watersports.
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I daren't ask.
But i will. Do yer best.
Free WASP with every correct prediction. "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
A tough financial year ahead. A bad decision puts you in serious debt…. You owe me big time!
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"Me please. "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You will either travel back in time or work at a museum as curator of the prehistoric man exhibition. The prediction features naked men and clubs.
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"Can you do me ?? I want a go too "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Your motto for 2012 is 'variety is the spice of life so try something different today'. ‘Variety’ and ‘spice’ feature strongly in your prediction. You will be arrested for masturbating with jars from a Schwartz rack in Sainsbury's.
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"This is a very funny thread, please please me too.
Polo, your hilarious xxx"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You have a passion for fruit. People will promise to bring you gifts to satisfy your passion. This will lead to disappointment when you are presented with couple of prunes and a really bent banana.
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"Can you do me ?? I want a go too
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Your motto for 2012 is 'variety is the spice of life so try something different today'. ‘Variety’ and ‘spice’ feature strongly in your prediction. You will be arrested for masturbating with jars from a Schwartz rack in Sainsbury's.
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Thank you very much.. should be a fun afternoon in sainsbury's |
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"Can you do me please xxx her "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
2012 may be the time you need to look for a new car. Your prediction strongly features the phrases ‘needing a new big end’, ‘your bushes have gone’, ‘it’s seized up, there wasn’t enough lubrication’
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"ok.....polo..if you please!? "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
2012 brings confusing times. You will suffer a delusional period where you think you are a sandwich from a fast food chain, constantly telling people “I am the sub”. You will consider giving up smoking, but worry about maintaining the secret coughing fetish you share with your partner.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"ok.....polo..if you please!?
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
2012 brings confusing times. You will suffer a delusional period where you think you are a sandwich from a fast food chain, constantly telling people “I am the sub”. You will consider giving up smoking, but worry about maintaining the secret coughing fetish you share with your partner.
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lol.....  |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"have a lovely dinner and please predict for me when you get back ta
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You will have a new man in your life. He will be a colourful, dyslexic, motorbike riding, jazz musician. A purple helmet and the phrase “I want to pump out some hot jizz for you” feature strongly in the prediction.
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lol,thank you i think |
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"Yay, the generator is back.
One for me please Polo x"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
In times of financial hardship your love of going out and trying new cocktails may need to be curtailed. You can save money by staying home and necking a short.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is a very funny thread, please please me too.
Polo, your hilarious xxx
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
You have a passion for fruit. People will promise to bring you gifts to satisfy your passion. This will lead to disappointment when you are presented with couple of prunes and a really bent banana.
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Thanks polo, but I was hoping for some melons, not shriveled up prunes and a bent banana.
Is there any point seeing out the rest of the year based on this prediction .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"do me !
Dear Customer
Thanks for the offer but I’m a bit busy generating prediction.
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Apologies for my initial forward approach.
I hate to add to your workload, but receiving a prediction from your good self would also be much appreciated.
Thank You |
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"Dear Polo, am I too late for a prediction???? I'd love you to look into someone's crystal ball for me xxx "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Romance is in the air. Think Zorro, think man in a mask, think a man who rides into town surrounded by a cloak of mystery. The words ‘ass’ and ‘bandit’ feature strongly in your prediction. |
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"Me please thats her not him "
A change of career is in the pipeline. Your future involves fabric; personal items of clothing, implying may be something to do with underwear manufacturing. The words ‘touching cloth’ feature strongly in the prediction. |
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"do me !
Dear Customer
Thanks for the offer but I’m a bit busy generating prediction.
Apologies for my initial forward approach.
I hate to add to your workload, but receiving a prediction from your good self would also be much appreciated.
Thank You "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Romance is in the air. Think Zorro, think man in a mask, think a man who rides into town and a strong feeling of déjà vu .The words ‘neo’ and ‘trinity’ feature strongly in your prediction. Looks like they are changing something in the matrix.
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I daren't ask.
But i will. Do yer best.
Free WASP with every correct prediction.
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
A tough financial year ahead. A bad decision puts you in serious debt…. You owe me big time!
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lol, OK , two WASPS it is then.
pssst wanna new keyboard yet |
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"Ooooooooooo predictions!
How much salt shall be pinched this year? Wait... thats not how it works
Do me! do me!"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance
and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.
Near, Far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
Love can touch us one time
and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.
Love was when I loved you,
one true time to hold on to
In my life we'll always go on.
Near, far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my heart
and my heart will go on and on.
Your prediction indicates you will meet a woman, she will be wet between the legs, but you'll only be doing down once this year.
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"ohh i always wanted polo to do me, if her fingers aren't too tired "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
2012, make the most of being a woman. Buy shoes , handbags, underwear yadda yadda, blah blar blar.... Corrie has just started. |
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"Can I have a prediction ... pretty please
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
More bad news for the future. Security for your home is an even bigger issue. There are 1000's of men out there who want to ‘smash your backdoors in’.
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Thanks for the pre-warning, I have now ensured that the back doors are firmly secure and they will be no entry. |
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"Yes please, Polo x"
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
This year you will think about changing your lifestyle for something more earthy, more rural, may be a small freeholding with enough land for livestock. Your ambition is to have a cock get you up in the morning.
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"Having purchased the new specs and read the T&C's could I too have the benefit of your wisdom? Pretty please. "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
This year you will join a book club and discover a new found love for literature of the 1940’s. You’ll be licking your fingers in anticipation of opening up ‘Fanny By Gaslight’ and getting stuck in.
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"Me please xx "
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Plenty of change in the year ahead. You’ll be starting your own meat processing factory, dealing with poultry. All new businesses need a lot of time and effort to get started. Be patient and you will be rewarded for all the time you will be dedicating to choking the chicken.
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over a year ago
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"Me please xx
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Plenty of change in the year ahead. You’ll be starting your own meat processing factory, dealing with poultry. All new businesses need a lot of time and effort to get started. Be patient and you will be rewarded for all the time you will be dedicating to choking the chicken.
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over a year ago
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"Me please thats her not him
A change of career is in the pipeline. Your future involves fabric; personal items of clothing, implying may be something to do with underwear manufacturing. The words ‘touching cloth’ feature strongly in the prediction."
Always knew I was full of shit , cheers Polo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes please, Polo x
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
This year you will think about changing your lifestyle for something more earthy, more rural, may be a small freeholding with enough land for livestock. Your ambition is to have a cock get you up in the morning.
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Already achieved lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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"Dear Polo, am I too late for a prediction???? I'd love you to look into someone's crystal ball for me xxx
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
Romance is in the air. Think Zorro, think man in a mask, think a man who rides into town surrounded by a cloak of mystery. The words ‘ass’ and ‘bandit’ feature strongly in your prediction."
Ooooh, Thanks Polo, bring it on |
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"ohh i always wanted polo to do me, if her fingers aren't too tired
Dear Customer
Thank you for placing your free order for a random 2012 prediction.
The Random 2012 Prediction Generator has generated the following prediction:
2012, make the most of being a woman. Buy shoes , handbags, underwear yadda yadda, blah blar blar.... Corrie has just started."
noooooooooo |
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