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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute
Less than a minute?
Blimey, do you always last so long?"
The mighty Tame Impala only lasts thirty seven seconds! 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute
Less than a minute?
Blimey, do you always last so long?
The mighty Tame Impala only lasts thirty seven seconds!
C"
Is that an age thing, do you think?
I like young whippersnappers. These oldies got no stamina |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute
Less than a minute?
Blimey, do you always last so long?
The mighty Tame Impala only lasts thirty seven seconds!
C
Is that an age thing, do you think?
I like young whippersnappers. These oldies got no stamina"
Word!! ( or whatever the kids are saying these days)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's is a hands free connection? This could make all the difference
Your diverging from OP’s specific fetish please keep to the topic. "
No shits given, leave a message after the beep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute
Less than a minute?
Blimey, do you always last so long?
The mighty Tame Impala only lasts thirty seven seconds!
C
Is that an age thing, do you think?
I like young whippersnappers. These oldies got no stamina
Word!! ( or whatever the kids are saying these days) "
I believe the current term is "fo sho"
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"It's is a hands free connection? This could make all the difference
Your diverging from OP’s specific fetish please keep to the topic.
No shits given, leave a message after the beep "
Jeez, no I’ve heard it all, this site gets weirder by the second; phone, jizz, shit sex! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's is a hands free connection? This could make all the difference
Your diverging from OP’s specific fetish please keep to the topic.
No shits given, leave a message after the beep
Jeez, no I’ve heard it all, this site gets weirder by the second; phone, jizz, shit sex!"
Does shit sex end with a sweetcorn colonel down yer japseye? |
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No shits given, leave a message after the beep
Jeez, no I’ve heard it all, this site gets weirder by the second; phone, jizz, shit sex!
Does shit sex end with a sweetcorn colonel down yer japseye?"
WTF, poor OP wanted to jizz on Samsung phone, the least we can do is support his fetish, but no you had to go there such deparavity, his poor innocence destroyed by you sordid heathens |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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FFS i knew i worded that wrong lol left it wide open for all the funny comments but keep them coming haha as for the minute thing that was more of a challenge rather than a quick cummer haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No shits given, leave a message after the beep
Jeez, no I’ve heard it all, this site gets weirder by the second; phone, jizz, shit sex!
Does shit sex end with a sweetcorn colonel down yer japseye?
WTF, poor OP wanted to jizz on Samsung phone, the least we can do is support his fetish, but no you had to go there such deparavity, his poor innocence destroyed by you sordid heathens "
It's been over a minute, I bet he's rolled over, farted and is snoring his head off by now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Put tour number up OP and someone may give you a call"
Ill give that one a miss i think, im already gettin enough stick from that post haha all fun tho. Thanks guys
Just so you all know....
Phones gone screen protecter
Phones insured
Phone is a iphone not a shitty samsung lol
And its currently in a sealed clear sandwich bag hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Put tour number up OP and someone may give you a call
Ill give that one a miss i think, im already gettin enough stick from that post haha all fun tho. Thanks guys
Just so you all know....
Phones gone screen protecter
Phones insured
Phone is a iphone not a shitty samsung lol
And its currently in a sealed clear sandwich bag hahahaha"
I was going to give it a try until you said Samsungs were shitty..... |
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