I can't stand tomatoes, can't even touch them without boaking. I haven't had experience with other women yet, but I don't see that provoking the same reaction from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would the seeds not be a bit off putting "

Suck them out first

Mush it up a bit

Makes for a more authentic experience

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So has anyone ever cut a tomato in half and fingered it and realised it felt exactly like a wet pussy ?? Asking for a friend "

Why would you finger a tomato?

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Barnsley

"Would the seeds not be a bit off putting

Suck them out first

Mush it up a bit

Makes for a more authentic experience"

O right. I thought they would have felt like genital warts

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tell your 'friend' to use a beef tomato at room temperature.

Even better if it's been next to a musk deer.

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Barnsley

"So has anyone ever cut a tomato in half and fingered it and realised it felt exactly like a wet pussy ?? Asking for a friend

Why would you finger a tomato?"

A friend of mine who’s too shy to ask asked if I’d put it out there

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Image of someone fingering me now going "oooh yes it feels just like a big beef tomato"

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By *uxomBloomsWoman over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

Try a shelled ripe mango.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been ages since I finger blasted a tomato. I've only got vine cherry tomatoes will they do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What happens if you then introduce a cucumber?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What happens if you then introduce a cucumber?"

Tossed salad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I’m frustrated, I smash them with my rolling pin.

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Barnsley

"Been ages since I finger blasted a tomato. I've only got vine cherry tomatoes will they do? "

Use your little finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell your 'friend' to use a beef tomato at room temperature.

Even better if it's been next to a musk deer. "

Or a sardine

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Barnsley

O no no. You can’t finger a sardine. Ooo that’s just not right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people i think are just a little bit broken somedays

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Barnsley

Some days ???? Everyday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people i think are just a little bit broken somedays

We're all a little bit broken.

Thats why its so important to be able to laugh.

Dont you think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some people i think are just a little bit broken somedays

We're all a little bit broken.

Thats why its so important to be able to laugh.

Dont you think?"
and i do laugh so much my belly hurts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open some tinned tomatoes and warm gently before diving in

Just like period sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG I am dying laughing here this is too nuts thought for a minute I was on a fetish site

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So has anyone ever cut a tomato in half and fingered it and realised it felt exactly like a wet pussy ?? Asking for a friend "

Beef or Plum?

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Barnsley

Well I have completed my experiment. Using a large beef tomato I inserted two fingers and with a curling motion I pumped that tomato. Although the feel was somewhat unpussy like the sound and and gushing did match very well. I will try a pomegranate later as it has been suggested that it maybe tighter

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By *uciyass OP Man over a year ago

Barnsley

"So has anyone ever cut a tomato in half and fingered it and realised it felt exactly like a wet pussy ?? Asking for a friend

Beef or Plum?

Beef as you can get more fingers in

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Open some tinned tomatoes and warm gently before diving in

Just like period sex