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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
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"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.
Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent! "
Yeah it would. Just don't do it in public. Would be embarrassing walking around after for a bit.  |
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over a year ago
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"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.
Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent! "
Turn the lights on, make reversing noises and ‘accidentally’ crash their fender. If that fails text their best mate  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.
Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent!
Yeah it would. Just don't do it in public. Would be embarrassing walking around after for a bit. "
That's part of the fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It depends how long they've kept you awake with these sex skills, if it's days then a bit of a sleep is allowed  "
Only when you both collapse in a sex induced coma surely?! |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.
Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent!
Turn the lights on, make reversing noises and ‘accidentally’ crash their fender. If that fails text their best mate "
You're a Sadist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.
Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent!
Turn the lights on, make reversing noises and ‘accidentally’ crash their fender. If that fails text their best mate "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Loudly.
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I might trying singing some show tunes!
Or squat over his face whilst having a wand on full speed. That works for me "
Oh now that I like! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give him a deep heat wank
Evil! I like it!
I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too
I take that as a compliment "
You scare the shit out of me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd probably be that person who fell asleep.
Go and make a sandwich to keep you busy while you wait for them to wake up? "
Haha! I'm trying to pretend it's not normally me!
I do like a snack though. Refuel |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give him a deep heat wank
Evil! I like it!
I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too
I take that as a compliment
You scare the shit out of me"
I'm a nice girl really! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give him a deep heat wank
Evil! I like it!
I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too
I take that as a compliment
You scare the shit out of me
I'm a nice girl really! "
Your latest forum post s have been slightly disturbing. Deviant comes to mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loudly.
P
I might trying singing some show tunes!
Or squat over his face whilst having a wand on full speed. That works for me
Oh now that I like! "
Poor guy would need ear-mufflers and an umbrella to sleep through that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So despite your super sexy sex skills and your sparkling conversation they go and fall asleep on you....
How do you extract revenge? "
Go through your ring tones on your phone  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give him a deep heat wank
Evil! I like it!
I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too
I take that as a compliment
You scare the shit out of me
I'm a nice girl really!
Your latest forum post s have been slightly disturbing. Deviant comes to mind"
I've just been here long enough now to feel comfortable expressing myself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give him a deep heat wank
Evil! I like it!
I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too
I take that as a compliment
You scare the shit out of me
I'm a nice girl really!
Your latest forum post s have been slightly disturbing. Deviant comes to mind
I've just been here long enough now to feel comfortable expressing myself! "
Which is a good thing. I call it my safety barrier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go to the kitchen and remove all the labels from their canned goods. That’ll teach them"
Evil.
Sorts ya right out for what to donate to the harvest festival tho eh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So despite your super sexy sex skills and your sparkling conversation they go and fall asleep on you....
How do you extract revenge? "
Leave them a note "Gone out to get laid". |
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