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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey boys, here’s my cleavage. And another cleavage shot. And another. And another. "
Hey girls, here’s my cock. And another cock shot. And another. And another.
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?"
Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you   |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Where a guy takes one standing up winkle erect,trousers by his ankles pulling his top up.
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Ah but that's not as classy as not even bothering with dropping the trousers and just leaving it hanging out the flies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?
Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you "
Yeah. She doesn't exist if she's covered in sharpie ink. |
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"Where a guy takes one standing up winkle erect,trousers by his ankles pulling his top up.
Ah but that's not as classy as not even bothering with dropping the trousers and just leaving it hanging out the flies "
Very true. |
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"Where a guy takes one standing up winkle erect,trousers by his ankles pulling his top up.
Ah but that's not as classy as not even bothering with dropping the trousers and just leaving it hanging out the flies
Very true."
yours is a beautifully conceived and executed picture x |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?
Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you
Yeah. She doesn't exist if she's covered in sharpie ink. "
Exactly this!
Or when they've taken a picture of another picture, mainly because the original predates digital photography |
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"I like the cropped wedding photos on single male profiles - gets me all goosebumpy "
Yeah I've seen those too. Saw one recently where the bride had been scribbled out in Paint. (and yeah, the dude looked like the groom) |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?
Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you "
Definitely my favourite. I imagine the vigour they’ve gone at that face is the effort they’re putting into me when we meet too. That much rubbing is guaranteed to get me screaming
Lex
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"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?
Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you
Yeah. She doesn't exist if she's covered in sharpie ink.
Exactly this!
Or when they've taken a picture of another picture, mainly because the original predates digital photography "
Sometimes with the little red date marker still on the side  |
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Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?
Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash  at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!
Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect... |
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"Hey boys, here’s my cleavage. And another cleavage shot. And another. And another.
Hey girls, here’s my cock. And another cock shot. And another. And another.
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I’ve blocked all cock profile pics since Xmas eve - all 211 of them!! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"
Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!! |
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"Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?
Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!
Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect..."
On the first one, some people have a thing for heels. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?
Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!
Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect..."
There are a lot of men on here with foot and shoe fetishes, and women love shoes |
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"The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"
Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!"
That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?
Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!
Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect...
There are a lot of men on here with foot and shoe fetishes, and women love shoes "
I like womens shoes (not on me, I haven't got the ankles)
I'm all for a nice good quality pair of stilettos, but what's with this fashion for huge soles and patent leather ?
It just looks cheap and slutty
or is that the idea ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?
Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!
Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect...
There are a lot of men on here with foot and shoe fetishes, and women love shoes
I like womens shoes (not on me, I haven't got the ankles)
I'm all for a nice good quality pair of stilettos, but what's with this fashion for huge soles and patent leather ?
It just looks cheap and slutty
or is that the idea ?"
Fashion. Some people will go with whatever the fashion mags tell them to. |
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"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ?"
Lazy photos?
All
My
Profile
Pics |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"
Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!
That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific."
It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock over the toilet, just in case Mrs comes in I can pretend I'm peeing  "
Haha these are always my favourite. Nothing sexier than looking at a cock with a grimey toilet bowl as a backdrop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"
Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!
That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.
It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so"
Reported to the police for what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there"
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers 
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now "
Just get a photoshop app for your phone and jazz up your lazy pics. |
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Most of my pics are point and click. I'm sure it's partly single fem privilege, but it's not super hard to take photos that people like and check that there's nothing godawful in the background first. |
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now "
No need. Lovely pics xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now "
Whether people think your pics are lazy or not is subjective. But what your pics certainly are REAL, a real woman showing what she has got with no illusions |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now "
To be honest it’s more aimed at blokes. Women could post a photo of their elbow and they would get flooded with offers and messages saying ‘That’s a pretty fucking hot elbow, come drain my balks!’ Etc
Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now
Whether people think your pics are lazy or not is subjective. But what your pics certainly are REAL, a real woman showing what she has got with no illusions"
Apart from the kissy kiss lips |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whilst gaming. Waiting for the game to load up, lean back, drop me kegs and get a selfie with me cock out, upload to fab, back to gaming, repeat."
Classic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cock over the toilet, just in case Mrs comes in I can pretend I'm peeing "
Who takes a photo of themselves peeing?? I would find that a poor excuse! lol
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now
To be honest it’s more aimed at blokes. Women could post a photo of their elbow and they would get flooded with offers and messages saying ‘That’s a pretty fucking hot elbow, come drain my balks!’ Etc
Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny. "
Tempted to actually post a elbow photo to see how many Fabs I get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now
Whether people think your pics are lazy or not is subjective. But what your pics certainly are REAL, a real woman showing what she has got with no illusions
Apart from the kissy kiss lips "
I promise I do actually have a vagina under there |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now
To be honest it’s more aimed at blokes. Women could post a photo of their elbow and they would get flooded with offers and messages saying ‘That’s a pretty fucking hot elbow, come drain my balks!’ Etc
Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny.
Tempted to actually post a elbow photo to see how many Fabs I get "
Do it, I want to know now too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now
To be honest it’s more aimed at blokes. Women could post a photo of their elbow and they would get flooded with offers and messages saying ‘That’s a pretty fucking hot elbow, come drain my balks!’ Etc
Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny.
Tempted to actually post a elbow photo to see how many Fabs I get "
You should do. Start a thread for elbow worshippers! |
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there
Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers
Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now
To be honest it’s more aimed at blokes. Women could post a photo of their elbow and they would get flooded with offers and messages saying ‘That’s a pretty fucking hot elbow, come drain my balks!’ Etc
Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny.
Tempted to actually post a elbow photo to see how many Fabs I get "
there’s a couple of elbows in your photos. But that wasn’t really what I was looking at! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you can still see the little tampon tail dangling from their hole"
I’ve had those requests before. Short videos of inserting one as well off a ‘friend’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have to confess to being a mediocre photographer myself but I do at least make sure they are in focus, identifiable and not so dark they might as well be a black canvas by Reinhardt... I've seen a few of those...
Mike x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.
No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I promise I do actually have a vagina under there "
Not smooth like Barbie(r)? Now that would be safe sex! lol
Mike xx
PS I like your photos, they might not be arty but they show me what I need to see (although I do like to see a face, my brain likes faces as well as bodies but I quite understand why not everyone has public face photos, we dont) |
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"The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"
Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!
That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.
It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so"
I was thinking more along the lines of indecency. Totally inappropriate. |
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"The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"
Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!
That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.
It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so
Reported to the police for what? "
A guy with his cock out taking pictures of it in public with kids around. If anyone thinks that's acceptable then they have serious issues. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"
Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!
That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.
It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so
Reported to the police for what?
A guy with his cock out taking pictures of it in public with kids around. If anyone thinks that's acceptable then they have serious issues."
I thought it was a woman taking a pic in a disabled toilet. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"
Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!
That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.
It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so
Reported to the police for what?
A guy with his cock out taking pictures of it in public with kids around. If anyone thinks that's acceptable then they have serious issues.
I thought it was a woman taking a pic in a disabled toilet. "
To clarify the pic I was referring to was a bloke - in a disabled toilet cubicle (so not public) in the background of the picture was a pram with bags of shopping hanging off the handles - the pram was angled away so all you could see was the foot of the occupant.
Hardly a matter for the police but definitely one for admin which is why I reported it and it was removed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is a huge majority of terrible photos on here.
Selfies,out of focus, no thought or planning. There is just so much wrong in a lot of them.
You only have to look in new pics and chances are they are bad |
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"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ?"
Or the classic on the toilet , cock over the rim ? |
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"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ?
Or the classic on the toilet , cock over the rim ? "
Ah, always wondered what rimming was lol. |
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"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ?
Or the classic on the toilet , cock over the rim ?
Ah, always wondered what rimming was lol."
Haha gives a whole new meaning doesn’t it ? |
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"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ?
Or the classic on the toilet , cock over the rim ?
Ah, always wondered what rimming was lol.
Haha gives a whole new meaning doesn’t it ? "
Certainly does. More than likely it's as close to the real thing that some will get lol. |
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"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ?"
I put more effort into my pics for the avatar copycat challenge thread than I did my own. |
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I don’t mind lazy pics, the ones I detest are ones taken in public toilets predominantly disabled toilets, just so bizarre! Who ever uses the disabled toilet and thinks it would be a good idea to strip completely naked except for socks. Maybe it’s the height of the mirror men can’t resist |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ?"
I went to a lot of trouble with mine. Admittedly I had the help of a lovely Fab friend.
If we want to appeal, we should do the best we can, yes?
People often suggest your profile is your shop window. I want people to come in and sample my merchandise.
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"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ?
I went to a lot of trouble with mine. Admittedly I had the help of a lovely Fab friend.
If we want to appeal, we should do the best we can, yes?
People often suggest your profile is your shop window. I want people to come in and sample my merchandise.
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Er...... phwoar...... |
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"Another one I have noticed is men comparing erect or semi erect cocks with random items: look mine is as long as a toilet roll/has the girth of a can of Red Bull, etc..."
I used a bite size Mars bar for mine. Most impressive by comparison. |
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"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.
What lazy photos are your favourites ?"
Don’t have a ‘favourite ‘ lazy photo - but I’m far more forgiving of them if he or she has a fantastic body! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha I’ve put up a sexy photo today !!!
Out the shower, wet hair and not made up
Am I a contender ???
Very much a contender
Omg I actually meant to type lazy photo ... "
Can confirm it is both! |
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"Ermmm you may have the prettiest cock on fab but dishes on display on the 28th Feb pic?
Lazy fucker "
Haha, well spotted, I let them dry in the plate rack, to save on tea towels. But yeah, I am a lazy fucker!  |
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People who post pics, remove them a few days later and then post again the following week! Over and over and over again just to keep appearing in the updates page. Know one that stuck christmas hats on old pictures just to make them appear current but not taken a real new pic for years. Makes us wonder if they are both still on here? |
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"People who post pics, remove them a few days later and then post again the following week! Over and over and over again just to keep appearing in the updates page. Know one that stuck christmas hats on old pictures just to make them appear current but not taken a real new pic for years. Makes us wonder if they are both still on here?"
I notice this often on local updates, the same pics regurgitated |
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