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Google is NOT your friend.....

By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've been around the block a few times and consider myself reasonably au fait with most things perceived as 'naughty'.

But every day's a school day and when someone mentions something that you're unsure of/have never heard the common advice you see on threads is to google it.

Well. I did yesterday. Might be a while before I risk it again.

I suspected I knew what an 'Alaskan Pipeline' was but had no idea about 'Space Docking'.

And now I wish I still hadn't......

Have you has any

moments after doing some google based research recently?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Anal rose......don't go there, it'll put you off your tea!!!

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Slovakian traffic cone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rule one, it's always best to feel stupid and ask if you are not sure than actually Google anything. You can't unsee that stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slovakian traffic cone"

Fancy an alaskan snow dragon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ugh yeah, an old aquaintance of mine educated my crew about space docking, iv been lucky enough to be told so i never needed to google it! Grim:/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep. Seem to spend half of my life thinking OMG that’s actually a thing!

PS. Thanks for that. Had to google it

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Yes, I have done it before, and now I will NEVER google anything that is mentioned on here, my eyes and brain needed bleaching!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

. Not recently but in the early nineties when the internet was in its infancy a friend and I were discussing search engines and wondered if results would be returned for any search term at all, even the most crude. We tried a few and proved that they did

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So tempted to google these now but scared I'll regret it

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Slovakian traffic cone

Fancy an alaskan snow dragon? "

Oh god I had to check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slovakian traffic cone

Fancy an alaskan snow dragon?

Oh god I had to check

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So tempted to google these now but scared I'll regret it

Don't do it! Resist and hold on to the knowledge that your mind will be safe and free of mental scars!

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Slovakian traffic cone

Fancy an alaskan snow dragon? "

Good lord

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slovakian traffic cone

Fancy an alaskan snow dragon?

Oh god I had to check

Is it bad that that one make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slovakian traffic cone

Fancy an alaskan snow dragon?

Good lord

Don't say you're not tempted ya fibber..

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By *adyA01Woman over a year ago

Wellington

I googled Alaskan pipelines and wished I hadn't!! No way am I looking up Space Docking!!! It can stay in the ether!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have spiked my curiosity, please spill the beans and tell me what it is please?, I don't want to Google it unless I have to! ??

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

How about an Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rule one, it's always best to feel stupid and ask if you are not sure than actually Google anything. You can't unsee that stuff. "

^^^This

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

I once googled rosebudding - gross and looks quite dangerous too

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"How about an Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine?

"Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose."

It seems Alaska is the place to be.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck I'm sorry I Google things, that Slovakian traffic cone though had me in stitches. I nearly looked like an Alaskan Snow Dragon when my milk I was drinking almost came out my nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By the way, on Space docking, the urban dictionary use of it in a sentence had me in tears

"Brian squatted over her, lined it up, and began space docking."

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How about an Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine?

It seems Alaska is the place to be.....

I’m guessing you Googled this and it didn’t just trip off your tongue?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue Waffle. Yuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once googled rosebudding - gross and looks quite dangerous too

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Slovakian traffic cone

Fancy an alaskan snow dragon?

Good lord

Don't say you're not tempted ya fibber..

I don’t think I’ll ever be the same

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"How about an Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine?

It seems Alaska is the place to be.....

I’m guessing you Googled this and it didn’t just trip off your tongue?

Shit.

I got sucked into googling again didn't I....?

Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Slovakian traffic cone

Fancy an alaskan snow dragon?

Oh god I had to check

Hey nothing wrong with us Slovakians.

Boston pancake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

We are all unshockable now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

Oh lord I remember that one.

I no longer look either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

Oh lord I remember that one.

I no longer look either

do you remember the one with the eels too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

We are all unshockable now! "

Fill your boots!

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I've been around the block a few times and consider myself reasonably au fait with most things perceived as 'naughty'.

But every day's a school day and when someone mentions something that you're unsure of/have never heard the common advice you see on threads is to google it.

Well. I did yesterday. Might be a while before I risk it again.

I suspected I knew what an 'Alaskan Pipeline' was but had no idea about 'Space Docking'.

And now I wish I still hadn't......

Have you has any

moments after doing some google based research recently?

Someone once told me not to google image search for 'tubgirl'.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

We are all unshockable now!

Fill your boots!

I've masturbated to some tough material, I fear no challenge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

We are all unshockable now!

Fill your boots!

I've masturbated to some tough material, I fear no challenge "

Kinky

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Someone once told me not to google image search for 'tubgirl'.....

And, oh dear lord, they were right.

That’s enough internet for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

Oh lord I remember that one.

I no longer look either

do you remember the one with the eels too?

Im trying not to wrack my brains to hard for fear of what I may find. Can't quite remember eels. And desperatly trying not to imagine where they may go now

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By *bi Haive OP Man over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I've been around the block a few times and consider myself reasonably au fait with most things perceived as 'naughty'.

But every day's a school day and when someone mentions something that you're unsure of/have never heard the common advice you see on threads is to google it.

Well. I did yesterday. Might be a while before I risk it again.

I suspected I knew what an 'Alaskan Pipeline' was but had no idea about 'Space Docking'.

And now I wish I still hadn't......

Have you has any

moments after doing some google based research recently?

Someone once told me not to google image search for 'tubgirl'.....

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

Oh lord I remember that one.

I no longer look either

do you remember the one with the eels too?

Im trying not to wrack my brains to hard for fear of what I may find. Can't quite remember eels. And desperatly trying not to imagine where they may go now

It was baby eels put down a funnel into a ladies arse, then another lady rimmed her until they started shooting out!

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Someone once told me not to google image search for 'tubgirl'.....

And, oh dear lord, they were right.

That’s enough internet for me. "

I will not google it

Eeeeeeeeeeeeek

I really want to google it

V x

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

Oh lord I remember that one.

I no longer look either

do you remember the one with the eels too?

Im trying not to wrack my brains to hard for fear of what I may find. Can't quite remember eels. And desperatly trying not to imagine where they may go now

It was baby eels put down a funnel into a ladies arse, then another lady rimmed her until they started shooting out!

STOP it! You are not google, so don't tell us stuff we don't want to know

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By *he Original TTMan over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"Someone once told me not to google image search for 'tubgirl'.....

And, oh dear lord, they were right.

That’s enough internet for me.

I will not google it

Eeeeeeeeeeeeek

I really want to google it

V x"

No, really, you do NOT want to.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

Oh lord I remember that one.

I no longer look either

do you remember the one with the eels too?

Im trying not to wrack my brains to hard for fear of what I may find. Can't quite remember eels. And desperatly trying not to imagine where they may go now

It was baby eels put down a funnel into a ladies arse, then another lady rimmed her until they started shooting out!

STOP it! You are not google, so don't tell us stuff we don't want to know

My apologies

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

I remember that last one!

you told me about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

I remember that last one!

you told me about it

I’ve just sent you a link

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Someone once told me not to google image search for 'tubgirl'.....

And, oh dear lord, they were right.

That’s enough internet for me.

I will not google it

Eeeeeeeeeeeeek

I really want to google it

V x"

Put down the Google and walk away slowly.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I've been around the block a few times and consider myself reasonably au fait with most things perceived as 'naughty'.

But every day's a school day and when someone mentions something that you're unsure of/have never heard the common advice you see on threads is to google it.

Well. I did yesterday. Might be a while before I risk it again.

I suspected I knew what an 'Alaskan Pipeline' was but had no idea about 'Space Docking'.

And now I wish I still hadn't......

Have you has any

moments after doing some google based research recently?

Someone once told me not to google image search for 'tubgirl'.....

I don’t know why I looked! I should know better at my age.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

I remember that last one!

you told me about it

I’ve just sent you a link

Thats crazy and Impressive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

I remember that last one!

you told me about it

I’ve just sent you a link

Thats crazy and Impressive

Which

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

I remember that last one!

you told me about it

I’ve just sent you a link

Thats crazy and Impressive

Which

Nipple fucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

Oh lord I remember that one.

I no longer look either

do you remember the one with the eels too?

Im trying not to wrack my brains to hard for fear of what I may find. Can't quite remember eels. And desperatly trying not to imagine where they may go now

It was baby eels put down a funnel into a ladies arse, then another lady rimmed her until they started shooting out!

i hadnt read that one

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I’m not curious enough to google this stuff anymore!

One man one jar.

Hotkinkyjo

Walrus dildo

There was a thread about nipple fucking once too thanks to Peachfuzz!

I remember that last one!

you told me about it

I’ve just sent you a link