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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What’s your worst/funniest chat up line?
I was discussing them with a vanilla friend, and I’ve been sent loads (I requested it on my status) but just wondering if there’s any other funny ones  |
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"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab. 
You’re the hottest woman on fab babe x"
Oh that, but I'm classy not trashy. (I ain't no chill girl and insulting women makes my legs close)
I had one ages ago which was about six lines of "wow" and other similar things all in caps. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab.
You’re the hottest woman on fab babe x
Oh that, but I'm classy not trashy. (I ain't no chill girl and insulting women makes my legs close)
I had one ages ago which was about six lines of "wow" and other similar things all in caps. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab.
You’re the hottest woman on fab babe x"
"You make my girlfriend look like shit"
Why thank you, you make yourself look like a fucking arsehole. |
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"I don't get chat up lines, although I often get the next lines of back streets back...
I did recently have a message plotting my grisly demise though, it was cute"
Ooh I love those. You're going to drive to a secluded location (postcode) after dark, tell no one. Etc
Do I get to choose my homicide detective? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab. "
you are different.
you give honest opinions on the forum and dont play to the masses.
i always look for your posts as they tend to be thought provoking.  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"I don't get chat up lines, although I often get the next lines of back streets back...
I did recently have a message plotting my grisly demise though, it was cute
Ooh I love those. You're going to drive to a secluded location (postcode) after dark, tell no one. Etc
Do I get to choose my homicide detective? "
No, not even that. Bag over the head, gruesome end... |
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"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab.
you are different.
you give honest opinions on the forum and dont play to the masses.
i always look for your posts as they tend to be thought provoking. "
I appreciate it 
I don't mind being different, just not how these guys try to play it, ha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Self deprecating lines generally work the best.
"I hope you like bad boys, because I'm bad at everything I do"
Hey baby, you looking for some mind blowing sex?"
*She answers no.*
Then you came to the right guy |
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