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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So you're sat at home over Christmas , enjoying the time off work ( those who were lucky ) .
You've got your Phone or iPad & having a browse online - much to the annoyance of your visitors !
Would it hurt to have a sneaky peek on fabswingers ? Nah of course not , no one would see would they ?
The inlaws or neighbours then ask casually . . .
" Sooo . . What you upto ?
Feeling instantly guilty , you reply " Oh , erm , just
seeing what bargains are online y'know "
In perfect timing the dog walks over to you - knowing perfectly well you're upto no good
( they can sense these things )
He gives you that puppy dog look that also says " Now you either take me for that walk you promised or I'm gonna drop you right in the shit pal "
Do you listen ? Oh course not ! You want to send that extra text on fabswingers & push your luck .
Knowingly , your dog (Best friend ) true to his ways decides . . . . Yeeehaaaa , up I jump hitting your phone out of your hand , spiralling out of control towards the teenager , when grandad leaps up & grabs it before the teenager can even get their head away from their iPad !
WOW & PHEW !
He fumbles it twice ( those rugby skills he still has , Im Impressed )
" Gimme that BLOODY phoneeee , oops "
Grandad - "I still got it , woohoo "
" Yeah so I can see , now can I have it " ?
Grandad - " What ? I'm a bit deaf "
" The phone , please "
Grandad ( a bit tipsy , prances about into the other room ) " I showed em , I bloody showed em ! Did you just see that ! "
" Grandad , noooo please , don't . . ."
Grandad " I still got it see . . . I'm gonna show everyone now , yeahhhh "
Chasing grandad into the garden . . . " oh here you go my boy , you better have this phone back .
Fuck knows what trouble I'd get into if I knew how to use one of them things ! . . . . . .
Bit of untrue humour , that probably has happened somewhere I'm sure . . .
Happy New Year everyone
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