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Your most creative swear words and phrases
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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago
Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish) |
"Conceited misogynistic cockwomble  conceited and mysogynistic aren't swear words but I've always loved cock womble. Was hoping that would pop up. First one. Amazing. Congrats. X"
I never said they were it is a phrase. CockWomble is a firm favourite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Suck it till your ears pop. "
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol |
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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago
Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish) |
"Suck it till your ears pop.
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol "
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Suck it till your ears pop.
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol "
That's creative 
For me, well I won't say it as it's rather crude lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suck it till your ears pop.
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol
That's creative
For me, well I won't say it as it's rather crude lol "
I'm always coming up with really stupid things they just come out of my mouth before I can stop them.
And I don't mind crude. Lol |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Suck it till your ears pop.
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol
That's creative
For me, well I won't say it as it's rather crude lol
I'm always coming up with really stupid things they just come out of my mouth before I can stop them.
And I don't mind crude. Lol"
If it's bad, and I really mean it, it's cunt rag.
See, I did say it was crude lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suck it till your ears pop.
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol "
I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suck it till your ears pop.
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol
I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver. "
Exactly why I've never learnt to drive. |
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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago
Torquay |
As phrase my old boss used to say was..
Fuck my fucking boots! It’s dark as a cows guts in ere!
Cracked me up every time I heard it ??
Also as we’re on the subject Wanker! Is my favourite swear word |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Suck it till your ears pop.
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol
I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver.
Exactly why I've never learnt to drive. "
All things considered, that's probably for the best lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Suck it till your ears pop.
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol
I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver.
Exactly why I've never learnt to drive.
All things considered, that's probably for the best lol"
I would most certainly agree with that. Lol |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Suck it till your ears pop.
Once when I was about 13 I was in the car with my mum and a car cut us up. Out of nowhere the words you monkey piece of salami shit of bullocks slipped out of my mouth. I have no idea where this came from and my sister has never let me forget it she still brings it up now. Lol
I hope you were not driving at that age, and if you were only a passenger i can't bare to think what you would say as a driver.
Exactly why I've never learnt to drive.
All things considered, that's probably for the best lol
I would most certainly agree with that. Lol"
*Nods* *Lots* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got to say my fav isnt an original its stolen from blade trinity but i do say it alot especially calling people at work it lol, its the phrase "u cock juggling thunder cunt" |
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Fart, tit, arse, willy.
Fart because you don't want to hear (or smell) during sexy things.
Tit a nice pair during sexy things(or even 3 if she is out of this world).
Arse a nice ladies one sat on you during sexy things.
Willy just yours during sexy things (not someone elses).  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cockwomble is definitely my favourite word.
My Nana used to say it when I was little, was years before I figured out it wasn't polite
Twunt & cuntychops come joint 2nd "
I do say cuntychops and fuck nugget alot aswell maybe i just swear alot lol |
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