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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)  "
Is your mum called Jim? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?"
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work. "
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him "
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy."
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked "
I'm just not very quick-witted but I do try. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked
I'm just not very quick-witted but I do try. Lol"
You've made me laugh a few times, to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked
I'm just not very quick-witted but I do try. Lol
You've made me laugh a few times, to be fair "
I can assure you that was by complete accident I'm not even remotely funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked
I'm just not very quick-witted but I do try. Lol
You've made me laugh a few times, to be fair
I can assure you that was by complete accident I'm not even remotely funny. "
I have a friend who thinks the same thing. She's the funniest person I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked "
Shiver me timbers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked
Shiver me timbers!"
Bugger walking the plank... let me ride it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked
Shiver me timbers!
Bugger walking the plank... let me ride it "
Only teasing... that was too rude, even for me!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked
I'm just not very quick-witted but I do try. Lol
You've made me laugh a few times, to be fair
I can assure you that was by complete accident I'm not even remotely funny. "
There's a lot of fellas with photographs of themselves not being remotely funny. They should get Netflix, it's not as expensive as Sky. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just woken, well, about 20 mins ago.
Tickety-boo that. My alarm is set for 10am. And I've woken before 3am
P"
That's always crap when that happens I'm just in full on holiday mode, my sleep pattern is up shit creek. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked
Shiver me timbers!
Bugger walking the plank... let me ride it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked
I'm just not very quick-witted but I do try. Lol
You've made me laugh a few times, to be fair
I can assure you that was by complete accident I'm not even remotely funny.
There's a lot of fellas with photographs of themselves not being remotely funny. They should get Netflix, it's not as expensive as Sky."
That took me awhile but I got there in the end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck I’m bored
I'm Jim.
That used to really wind me up as a kid when my mum would say that to me. ( obviously she didn't call me Jim)
Is your mum called Jim?
Oh I messed that one up didn't I, I know I shouldn't try to be funny because it doesn't work.
He's just a sarrcy sod. Don't mind him
I'm Jim, I'm a pirate, and I'm s-arrcy.
With a nice Christmas bulge... I peeked
Shiver me timbers!
Bugger walking the plank... let me ride it
Only teasing... that was too rude, even for me! "
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over a year ago
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"Spans my ass and call me Charlie. Look who’ve I’ve found.
Mistique
I'm back baby
Glad to see your smile back  "
Thank you lovely . Hope you had a good Christmas? We need a proper catch up |
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over a year ago
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"I've just woken, well, about 20 mins ago.
Tickety-boo that. My alarm is set for 10am. And I've woken before 3am
P
That's always crap when that happens I'm just in full on holiday mode, my sleep pattern is up shit creek. "
I don't really have a good sleep pattern due to shift work, but it's normally around the midnight-3am nod off and 7-10 wake up
I've had a nightmare cough for the last few weeks and it's finally shifting, bloody thing woke me but I'd not brought a drink up with me so had to go get one. That was enough for me to 'ping' wide awake
Grrrr |
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over a year ago
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"I've just woken, well, about 20 mins ago.
Tickety-boo that. My alarm is set for 10am. And I've woken before 3am
P
That's always crap when that happens I'm just in full on holiday mode, my sleep pattern is up shit creek.
I don't really have a good sleep pattern due to shift work, but it's normally around the midnight-3am nod off and 7-10 wake up
I've had a nightmare cough for the last few weeks and it's finally shifting, bloody thing woke me but I'd not brought a drink up with me so had to go get one. That was enough for me to 'ping' wide awake
Grrrr"
Well bloody hell! Just spied your profile!! Hello You! Congrats on the profile! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just woken, well, about 20 mins ago.
Tickety-boo that. My alarm is set for 10am. And I've woken before 3am
P
That's always crap when that happens I'm just in full on holiday mode, my sleep pattern is up shit creek.
I don't really have a good sleep pattern due to shift work, but it's normally around the midnight-3am nod off and 7-10 wake up
I've had a nightmare cough for the last few weeks and it's finally shifting, bloody thing woke me but I'd not brought a drink up with me so had to go get one. That was enough for me to 'ping' wide awake
Grrrr
Well bloody hell! Just spied your profile!! Hello You! Congrats on the profile! "
It's good isn't it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just woken, well, about 20 mins ago.
Tickety-boo that. My alarm is set for 10am. And I've woken before 3am
P
That's always crap when that happens I'm just in full on holiday mode, my sleep pattern is up shit creek.
I don't really have a good sleep pattern due to shift work, but it's normally around the midnight-3am nod off and 7-10 wake up
I've had a nightmare cough for the last few weeks and it's finally shifting, bloody thing woke me but I'd not brought a drink up with me so had to go get one. That was enough for me to 'ping' wide awake
Grrrr
Well bloody hell! Just spied your profile!! Hello You! Congrats on the profile!
It's good isn't it."
I'm so pleased to see that. It's really made me smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just woken, well, about 20 mins ago.
Tickety-boo that. My alarm is set for 10am. And I've woken before 3am
P
That's always crap when that happens I'm just in full on holiday mode, my sleep pattern is up shit creek.
I don't really have a good sleep pattern due to shift work, but it's normally around the midnight-3am nod off and 7-10 wake up
I've had a nightmare cough for the last few weeks and it's finally shifting, bloody thing woke me but I'd not brought a drink up with me so had to go get one. That was enough for me to 'ping' wide awake
Grrrr
Well bloody hell! Just spied your profile!! Hello You! Congrats on the profile!
It's good isn't it.
I'm so pleased to see that. It's really made me smile "
Thank you darl, it makes me smile too. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just woken, well, about 20 mins ago.
Tickety-boo that. My alarm is set for 10am. And I've woken before 3am
P
That's always crap when that happens I'm just in full on holiday mode, my sleep pattern is up shit creek.
I don't really have a good sleep pattern due to shift work, but it's normally around the midnight-3am nod off and 7-10 wake up
I've had a nightmare cough for the last few weeks and it's finally shifting, bloody thing woke me but I'd not brought a drink up with me so had to go get one. That was enough for me to 'ping' wide awake
Grrrr
Well bloody hell! Just spied your profile!! Hello You! Congrats on the profile!
It's good isn't it.
I'm so pleased to see that. It's really made me smile
Thank you darl, it makes me smile too. xx"
You deserve it lovely  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just woken, well, about 20 mins ago.
Tickety-boo that. My alarm is set for 10am. And I've woken before 3am
P
That's always crap when that happens I'm just in full on holiday mode, my sleep pattern is up shit creek.
I don't really have a good sleep pattern due to shift work, but it's normally around the midnight-3am nod off and 7-10 wake up
I've had a nightmare cough for the last few weeks and it's finally shifting, bloody thing woke me but I'd not brought a drink up with me so had to go get one. That was enough for me to 'ping' wide awake
Grrrr
Well bloody hell! Just spied your profile!! Hello You! Congrats on the profile!
It's good isn't it.
I'm so pleased to see that. It's really made me smile
Thank you darl, it makes me smile too. xx
You deserve it lovely "
Warm settled feeling restored.
I'll try to get my noggin back down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just woken, well, about 20 mins ago.
Tickety-boo that. My alarm is set for 10am. And I've woken before 3am
P
That's always crap when that happens I'm just in full on holiday mode, my sleep pattern is up shit creek.
I don't really have a good sleep pattern due to shift work, but it's normally around the midnight-3am nod off and 7-10 wake up
I've had a nightmare cough for the last few weeks and it's finally shifting, bloody thing woke me but I'd not brought a drink up with me so had to go get one. That was enough for me to 'ping' wide awake
Grrrr
Well bloody hell! Just spied your profile!! Hello You! Congrats on the profile!
It's good isn't it.
I'm so pleased to see that. It's really made me smile
Thank you darl, it makes me smile too. xx
You deserve it lovely
Warm settled feeling restored.
I'll try to get my noggin back down "
I'm so pleased to hear that. I hope you get back to sleep quickly lovely xx |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Well clearly you are doing a great job.
That was funny."
Yay! I did a funny. It's only taken me all evening.  |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Well clearly you are doing a great job.
That was funny.
Yay! I did a funny. It's only taken me all evening. "
It was worth waiting for. |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Well clearly you are doing a great job.
That was funny.
Yay! I did a funny. It's only taken me all evening.
It was worth waiting for."
Well thank you very much for your patience. |
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over a year ago
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night."
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
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I did not! I hid it just in case you were tempted to operate heavy machinery in your inebriated state!.... in my belly... You should be thanking me  |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
I did not! I hid it just in case you were tempted to operate heavy machinery in your inebriated state!.... in my belly... You should be thanking me "
The heaviest machinery I will operate tonight is me. Can I have a nip? |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
I did not! I hid it just in case you were tempted to operate heavy machinery in your inebriated state!.... in my belly... You should be thanking me "
Such altruism!
I tip my hat to you milady, the world could do with more selfless people who put civil service before their own selfish needs.
Thank you for thinking about my wellbeing when I’m clearly in no state to do so for myself 
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
I did not! I hid it just in case you were tempted to operate heavy machinery in your inebriated state!.... in my belly... You should be thanking me
The heaviest machinery I will operate tonight is me. Can I have a nip?"
Go on then. Don't tell anyone though... |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
I did not! I hid it just in case you were tempted to operate heavy machinery in your inebriated state!.... in my belly... You should be thanking me
Such altruism!
I tip my hat to you milady, the world could do with more selfless people who put civil service before their own selfish needs.
Thank you for thinking about my wellbeing when I’m clearly in no state to do so for myself
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And for still being here to entertain the night workers. |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
I did not! I hid it just in case you were tempted to operate heavy machinery in your inebriated state!.... in my belly... You should be thanking me
Such altruism!
I tip my hat to you milady, the world could do with more selfless people who put civil service before their own selfish needs.
Thank you for thinking about my wellbeing when I’m clearly in no state to do so for myself
"
I'd prefer you thank me with a McDonald's tomorrow. I'm going to need it after all the rum I dra..... hid  |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
I did not! I hid it just in case you were tempted to operate heavy machinery in your inebriated state!.... in my belly... You should be thanking me
Such altruism!
I tip my hat to you milady, the world could do with more selfless people who put civil service before their own selfish needs.
Thank you for thinking about my wellbeing when I’m clearly in no state to do so for myself
And for still being here to entertain the night workers."
I think it’s the other way around, no Jeremy Kyle show at this hour |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
I did not! I hid it just in case you were tempted to operate heavy machinery in your inebriated state!.... in my belly... You should be thanking me
Such altruism!
I tip my hat to you milady, the world could do with more selfless people who put civil service before their own selfish needs.
Thank you for thinking about my wellbeing when I’m clearly in no state to do so for myself
And for still being here to entertain the night workers.
I think it’s the other way around, no Jeremy Kyle show at this hour "
Good point, we are just here to entertain all those laying in their warm beds. |
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"Always bored this time of night. Work in a hotel were my only job is to stay awake all night.
Similar story here, only in my case is stoping pikeys from nicking diesel and tools and the big fuck off digger that’s parked in front of me (at least tonight that is)
All I can think about doing now is tying Mistique spread eagled to the digger as punishment for drinking all the rum.
I did not! I hid it just in case you were tempted to operate heavy machinery in your inebriated state!.... in my belly... You should be thanking me
Such altruism!
I tip my hat to you milady, the world could do with more selfless people who put civil service before their own selfish needs.
Thank you for thinking about my wellbeing when I’m clearly in no state to do so for myself
I'd prefer you thank me with a McDonald's tomorrow. I'm going to need it after all the rum I dra..... hid "
Yeah right!
My mother warned me of girls like you.
“Son” - she said - “some girls will pretend to care about you, but as soon as they get their McD’s they’ll forget all about you” |
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