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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"God sakes people can you just concentrate on my needs,I didn't ask what YOU all wanted.
Ok ok. What do you need? Is it more than something you want?"
Thankyou! Well it has to be a certain type of man... |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Sausages
Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink.
Preferably not a cocktail.
Definitely not a cocktail Honey.
Or a savaloy with that little bit of skin at the end  "
You're killing it for me now,stop! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"A hot tub, a massage and some pain killers.
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What's done?"
My back.
I'm getting no sleep and niether is Fox so we're both grumpy motherfuckers.
I should have added Jason Mamoa and Henry Cavill to the wish list for her as I'm feck all use right now. 
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull... |
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By *ason.Man
over a year ago
west yorkshire |
"Sausages
Oh yes I like my men to come complete with sausages as well,wink wink.
Preferably not a cocktail.
Definitely not a cocktail Honey.
Walls???
Only thick one's."
Goes without saying  |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"For my boss to walk in and say “You know what, you work too hard. Go home early today.
Oh, and here’s a free holiday as well.”"
Right...I'm feeling generous do you want me to ring your boss and pretend to be your long lost granny who's had a fall whilst having a wee and needs you to rush home now. Obviously she can't ring an ambulance as her knick knacks are around her ankles,so she needs you her long lost grandson. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"What do you want the man for?
To protect me from the big wild world."
Me strong. Me protect woman.
Oh, who the **** am I kidding - the world scares me rigid (and not in a good way) these days
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"What do you want the man for?
To protect me from the big wild world.
I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times."
Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like a morning snuggle, I’m sleepy and my bed is too comfy to get out of
Do what I did; knock a glass of cold water over the bed."
That doesn’t sound very comfy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you want the man for?
To protect me from the big wild world.
I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.
Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary."
He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like a morning snuggle, I’m sleepy and my bed is too comfy to get out of
Do what I did; knock a glass of cold water over the bed.
That doesn’t sound very comfy "
Got me out of bed sharpish. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"What do you want the man for?
To protect me from the big wild world.
I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.
Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.
He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.
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I'll answer the door at 11am... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you want the man for?
To protect me from the big wild world.
I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.
Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.
He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.
I'll answer the door at 11am..."
Prepare thyself for a flooding of the knickers. |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"What do you want the man for?
To protect me from the big wild world.
I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.
Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.
He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.
I'll answer the door at 11am...
Prepare thyself for a flooding of the knickers."
Now that would be a miracle being a bit peri you know,he'd need to be blooming good. I don't have this lube by my bed for no reason. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
What I didn’t desire was to make the monumental effort to get up and make a cup of tea, only to throw it all over myself and the carpet.
The correct remedy is to go back to bed, isn’t it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you want the man for?
To protect me from the big wild world.
I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.
Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.
He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.
I'll answer the door at 11am...
Prepare thyself for a flooding of the knickers.
Now that would be a miracle being a bit peri you know,he'd need to be blooming good. I don't have this lube by my bed for no reason."
He comes with cherry lube |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"What do you want the man for?
To protect me from the big wild world.
I was going to offer one, but he's just for sexy times.
Damm,sexy time's is more than good as well. I would just like the added bonus of being protected as well. I want it all mary.
He's big and strong and very good at the sexy stuff.
I'll answer the door at 11am...
Prepare thyself for a flooding of the knickers.
Now that would be a miracle being a bit peri you know,he'd need to be blooming good. I don't have this lube by my bed for no reason.
He comes with cherry lube "
Hmm nice,one min to go...
I hope he doesn't mind the great unwashed I haven't got up yet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull..."
If you could lose a few inches off your request then I can manage the rest
I’m happy to wait until all the other options are depleted  |
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By *ason.Man
over a year ago
west yorkshire |
"A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt
How would you like your eggs?
Poached please!"
Just the one or would you like two? |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull...
If you could lose a few inches off your request then I can manage the rest
I’m happy to wait until all the other options are depleted "
Stick a pair of heels on and everyone's happy,problem solved.
Get on with your car searching anyway you. |
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By *ason.Man
over a year ago
west yorkshire |
"A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt
How would you like your eggs?
Poached please!
Shouldn't that be fertilised?"
Ha no glove no love! |
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By *ason.Man
over a year ago
west yorkshire |
"A lovely breakfast I don’t have to make and the courage to get out of bed as I know my back will hurt
How would you like your eggs?
Poached please!
Just the one or would you like two?"
And would you like them on sour dough toast? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull...
If you could lose a few inches off your request then I can manage the rest
I’m happy to wait until all the other options are depleted
Stick a pair of heels on and everyone's happy,problem solved.
Get on with your car searching anyway you."
I’d stick a pair of heels on and walk to yours...no car required....see you in 6 months  |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"My wants today...a 6 footer,athletically built,roughly my age no older,bit rugged looking,slighty hairy chest,slightly dominant in a quietly spoken kinda manner,preferably a head of hair to pull...
If you could lose a few inches off your request then I can manage the rest
I’m happy to wait until all the other options are depleted
Stick a pair of heels on and everyone's happy,problem solved.
Get on with your car searching anyway you.
I’d stick a pair of heels on and walk to yours...no car required....see you in 6 months "
Make it 5 I have no patience nowadays. |
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By *ason.Man
over a year ago
west yorkshire |
"I've had a yearning for sausages since Christmas, and all I've got are out of date chipolatas and some second hand stuffing.  "
Meet your self over to mine
Got some thick butchers 90% pork ones for you |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
Onestepoutofthedoor |
"Snuggles and kissing but the oh has gone to work 
Oh and my membership to be confirmed. Why does it take sooo long? I guess I applied this morning but still.  "
Aww he'll be back soon then you wipe those little tears of yours away. Well I'm presuming he'll be back by the end of the day. |
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"I've had a yearning for sausages since Christmas, and all I've got are out of date chipolatas and some second hand stuffing.
Meet your self over to mine
Got some thick butchers 90% pork ones for you "
Haha, ah yes, that sounds more appealing!! |
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By *ason.Man
over a year ago
west yorkshire |
"I've had a yearning for sausages since Christmas, and all I've got are out of date chipolatas and some second hand stuffing.
Meet your self over to mine
Got some thick butchers 90% pork ones for you
Haha, ah yes, that sounds more appealing!! "
Is that the meat content or the girth that sound appealing  |
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