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"C'mon now, too many samey threads - I want some controversy, or deep psychology, or at the least some juicy gossip!
I'm lying naked in my bed with a cuppa - wotcha got to entertain me?  "
Just watched the Torval & Dean drama and all the way through I’m thinking, I wonder if they ever did fuck. Like to think they did. Lol.  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"C'mon now, too many samey threads - I want some controversy, or deep psychology, or at the least some juicy gossip!
I'm lying naked in my bed with a cuppa - wotcha got to entertain me?
Just watched the Torval & Dean drama and all the way through I’m thinking, I wonder if they ever did fuck. Like to think they did. Lol. "
They should have! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex."
My work colleague took her elderly mum to see a gynaecologist because of a prolapse. Her parents are well ito their 80s and they are still going strong according to the answers she gave the doctor. I think she could have lived without ever knowing that info though |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex.
My work colleague took her elderly mum to see a gynaecologist because of a prolapse. Her parents are well ito their 80s and they are still going strong according to the answers she gave the doctor. I think she could have lived without ever knowing that info though "
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"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex.
My work colleague took her elderly mum to see a gynaecologist because of a prolapse. Her parents are well ito their 80s and they are still going strong according to the answers she gave the doctor. I think she could have lived without ever knowing that info though "
Me too. |
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"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.
Haha, me too, and one of them is still hassling me for more years later, but I can't be bothe_ed to travel!!  "
No sex is worth hours of travelling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.
Nar that's to vague,we need name's.
I'll never tell
Me neither! One was a ginga though.... "
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I saw this on the book of the face, it tickled me;
*opens Facebook
Susan in my friends list has just posted "going to the dentist, really hate having things put in my mouth"
Me; "that's probably why your husband left Susan".
*unfriended by Susan* |
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"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex.
My work colleague took her elderly mum to see a gynaecologist because of a prolapse. Her parents are well ito their 80s and they are still going strong according to the answers she gave the doctor. I think she could have lived without ever knowing that info though "
Yeah you don't really want to be hearing the finer details of your parents sex life do you. |
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"C'mon now, too many samey threads - I want some controversy, or deep psychology, or at the least some juicy gossip!
I'm lying naked in my bed with a cuppa - wotcha got to entertain me? "
Play robbie Williams whilst drinking your cuppa  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I worked at Jane Torvills house, she lives in Heathfield....never got to fuck her though lol.
I regularly go biking over the south downs......Would you fancy a younger guy??"
I'm on the North Downs though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.
Nar that's to vague,we need name's.
I'll never tell
Might be in the veris "
Nope. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.
Nar that's to vague,we need name's.
I'll never tell
Pretty please tell."
He's not on here anymore I don't think lol, he was quite rich and a little famous though, and believes if he sends pics of his six pack and erection it will motivate me we eventually.... |
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"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.
Nar that's to vague,we need name's.
I'll never tell
Pretty please tell.
He's not on here anymore I don't think lol, he was quite rich and a little famous though, and believes if he sends pics of his six pack and erection it will motivate me we eventually.... "
Ooh nice,still no soddin name's though. |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.
Nar that's to vague,we need name's.
I'll never tell
Pretty please tell.
He's not on here anymore I don't think lol, he was quite rich and a little famous though, and believes if he sends pics of his six pack and erection it will motivate me we eventually....
Ooh nice,still no soddin name's though."
I'm not sure I can remember his name...  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"The oldest man in America has just died at 112,I wonder at what age he stopped having sex.
My work colleague took her elderly mum to see a gynaecologist because of a prolapse. Her parents are well ito their 80s and they are still going strong according to the answers she gave the doctor. I think she could have lived without ever knowing that info though
Yeah you don't really want to be hearing the finer details of your parents sex life do you."
No thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.
Nar that's to vague,we need name's.
I'll never tell
Me neither! One was a ginga though.... "
Did the curtains match the drapes ?  |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I've had sex with a couple of men that someone on this thread has too.
Nar that's to vague,we need name's.
I'll never tell
Me neither! One was a ginga though....
Did the curtains match the drapes ? "
The decor was excellent! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.
No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique 
We're just going to have to make something up."
I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it! |
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"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.
No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique
We're just going to have to make something up.
I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it! "
I bloody well do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.
No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique
We're just going to have to make something up.
I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!
I bloody well do!"
She's a wrongun that one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.
No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique
We're just going to have to make something up.
I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!
I bloody well do!
She's a wrongun that one."
It's me, innit |
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"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.
No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique
We're just going to have to make something up.
I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!
I bloody well do!
She's a wrongun that one.
It's me, innit "
Well I just hope for your sake it's not ALL true,cos that's just plain rank! |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.
No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique
We're just going to have to make something up.
I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!
I bloody well do!
She's a wrongun that one.
It's me, innit
Well I just hope for your sake it's not ALL true,cos that's just plain rank!"
I didn't think photoshop could do that much.... |
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"There's not much gossip going on is there Frisky.
No boring lot, and all the controversial ones get banned or leave in a fit of pique
We're just going to have to make something up.
I did hear some the other day about her..... but I don't believe it!
I bloody well do!
She's a wrongun that one.
It's me, innit
Well I just hope for your sake it's not ALL true,cos that's just plain rank!
I didn't think photoshop could do that much.... "
Shocking isn't it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you die in Amsterdam with no next of kin, no friends or family to prepare a funeral or mourn over the body, a poet will write a poem for you and recite it at your funeral.
Fascinating fact but true |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you still naked on the bed?
No?
Bugger I missed it 
Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece?? "
What entertaining would you like me to do? |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Are you still naked on the bed?
No?
Bugger I missed it
Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??
What entertaining would you like me to do?"
A little dance maybe?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you still naked on the bed?
No?
Bugger I missed it
Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??
What entertaining would you like me to do?
A little dance maybe?? "
Do you have a set of stilts for me? |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Are you still naked on the bed?
No?
Bugger I missed it
Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??
What entertaining would you like me to do?
A little dance maybe??
Do you have a set of stilts for me?"
I think the entertainment are supposed to bring their own!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you still naked on the bed?
No?
Bugger I missed it
Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??
What entertaining would you like me to do?
A little dance maybe??
Do you have a set of stilts for me?
I think the entertainment are supposed to bring their own!! "
I'm going back to bed. Come if you like lol |
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By *risky_Mare OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Are you still naked on the bed?
No?
Bugger I missed it
Sorry, been out and come back now, still need entertaining though, do you have a party piece??
What entertaining would you like me to do?
A little dance maybe??
Do you have a set of stilts for me?
I think the entertainment are supposed to bring their own!!
I'm going back to bed. Come if you like lol"
Haha, grumpy! |
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