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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Forum cliches that make you want to slap the person posting it;

Threads about BBC,someone has to say they prefer ITV.

Bareback, “Russian roulette”.

There are so many more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ill grab the popcorn = idiots

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Look at your selection process - said when someone's not turned up,because yeah it's your own fault apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its called being humourous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Promised myself to be good so no comment.... (does this comment deserve a slap?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Slap away.....sounds kinky.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hierarchy-

Single ladies- must be perfect and treated accordingly

Couples- as long as she is fuckable- see above

Single Males- available as footrests, much like the pigs that the queen of hearts uses in Alice in Wonderland!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Did someone mention cake!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“each to their own”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hierarchy-

Single ladies- must be perfect and treated accordingly

Couples- as long as she is fuckable- see above

Single Males- available as footrests, much like the pigs that the queen of hearts uses in Alice in Wonderland!"

Sounds about right?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I’m not going to say who, that would be fabicide!! - that really gets on my tits.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hierarchy-

Single ladies- must be perfect and treated accordingly

Couples- as long as she is fuckable- see above

Single Males- available as footrests, much like the pigs that the queen of hearts uses in Alice in Wonderland!"
im nobody footrest

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some will, some won’t.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think some people just like to cause an argument and say whatever will wind people up. See I never wind people up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think some people just like to cause an argument and say whatever will wind people up. See I never wind people up.

"
you spelled up wrong

FULL STOP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think some people just like to cause an argument and say whatever will wind people up. See I never wind people up.

you spelled up wrong

FULL STOP

I didn't and my full stops are where they should be. Exclamation Mark!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone mentions escorts- people talk about cars.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

people will always try to show their witty side on here, but most come off as sarcastic specially when you know the OP means one thing but you take it another way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake anyone. Often happens in contentious threads.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"Cake anyone. Often happens in contentious threads. "

Someone mentions something that’s already been mentioned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Threads that have been done to death... ie word games, hot or nots as an examples.

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By *r.BlondeMan over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Forum cliches that make you want to slap the person posting it;

Threads about BBC,someone has to say they prefer ITV.

Bareback, “Russian roulette”.

There are so many more

"
"Sexuality is fluid, it's on the spectrum. Labels don't matter etc."

Usually said by biased people with a dog in the fight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Threads that have been done to death... ie word games, hot or nots as an examples."

Hot!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Threads that have been done to death... ie word games, hot or nots as an examples."

Hate the hot or nots and rate me threads. Too many guys and I think it's bad manners to judge people based on their apperance. Personality is sexier than looks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some will, some won’t. "

I just did that

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

42. It was funny. A long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake anyone. Often happens in contentious threads. "

Cake is different to popcorn.

Popcorn is for when they revel in someone else's pain.

Cake is when they have had enough and want a break

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"42. It was funny. A long time ago."

.................

I have nothing......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"42. It was funny. A long time ago.

.................

I have nothing......"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tbag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Denying ever eating/ drinking/watching/listening to anything 'popular'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/12/18 08:33:32]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's a cute one though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An inappropriate Santa can really piss some people off.

Even in the summer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fence sitters out of fear of losing out on another heres a clue folks its all a laugh dont take things personal unless its an attack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Phone wank now, followed by a post about sticking the phone on vibrate and shoving it up your arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All emojis.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That reminds me. I forgot to do my diy Christmas wrapping paper thread this year.

(Page of Santa’s to print out)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Threads that have been done to death... ie word games, hot or nots as an examples.

Hate the hot or nots and rate me threads. Too many guys and I think it's bad manners to judge people based on their apperance. Personality is sexier than looks. "

This is what I think too,however that train of thought is over ridden by the seeking of affirmation that the poster is hot, they kind of bring it on themselves if they're given a negative answer.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

People who ask what is '420 friendly' etc when they could just Google it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who ask what is '420 friendly' etc when they could just Google it. "

And feltching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/12/18 08:40:41]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoying this thread, I'm actually giggling!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention cake!? "

Surely not this early in the day ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think some people just like to cause an argument and say whatever will wind people up. See I never wind people up.

you spelled up wrong

FULL STOP

Spelt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think some people just like to cause an argument and say whatever will wind people up. See I never wind people up.

you spelled up wrong

FULL STOP

Spelt

"
grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think some people just like to cause an argument and say whatever will wind people up. See I never wind people up.

you spelled up wrong

FULL STOP

Spelt

grrrrrrr

"
shit full stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"this just screams entitled male"

followed by another 3 or 4 women jumping up and down on their keyboards to back the statement up

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Green arrow" - for more proof that OP is a dick...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for balance, if a guy backs a woman up he's a "white knight" -

usually the viewpoint of another bloke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""this just screams entitled male"

followed by another 3 or 4 women jumping up and down on their keyboards to back the statement up"

And salivating in their knickers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think some people just like to cause an argument and say whatever will wind people up. See I never wind people up.

you spelled up wrong

FULL STOP

Spelt

It's acceptable spelt spelled or spelt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who ask what is '420 friendly' etc when they could just Google it.

And feltching"

What's that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

White knights

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Forumites.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real women

Dogs eat bones

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

The signaller of virtue. They will come into or start a thread and try and make it about them.

For example how they will just hold your hand or how much money they earn. Everything is beautiful blah blah.

Then you poke a little “tiny” nerve and they go volcanic.

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"Threads that have been done to death... ie word games, hot or nots as an examples."

Hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Threads about things on the forum that are annoying

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It's all just a laugh or 'it's banter'

No it really isn't a lot of the time. If you have to defend what you write then it wasn't funny, it was offensive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The signaller of virtue. They will come into or start a thread and try and make it about them.

For example how they will just hold your hand or how much money they earn. Everything is beautiful blah blah.

Then you poke a little “tiny” nerve and they go volcanic.

#youknowwhoyouare"

Who is it.... Spill the beanssss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

Preferring white people doesn't make racist etc.

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Oh and the serial leaver. I’m going farewell blah blah off to check out the real world blah blah

See you in a week then.

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

Who's got the biggest dick?

Who can cum most times?

Who's got the best cock/tits?

Who can cum the heaviest?

Ad nuseaum

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

Why cant I get a meet?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Your profile is your shop window

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who ask what is '420 friendly' etc when they could just Google it.

And feltching

What's that?"

Google is your friend

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

One more. The projectionist.

Usually so miserable in life they signal it on here with withering put downs and emojis

.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One more. The projectionist.

Usually so miserable in life they signal it on here with withering put downs and emojis

.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See what I did there

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

"See what I did there

That’s one catergory I wouldn’t put you in with the stuff you candidly write on here. You don’t project anything other than optimism pluck and bravery.

Now stop taking the mick.

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By *ovingittwoCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"Enjoying this thread, I'm actually giggling! "

Me too x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't do with the word "forumite"

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

"His/her/their loss"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's all just a laugh or 'it's banter'

No it really isn't a lot of the time. If you have to defend what you write then it wasn't funny, it was offensive.

"
cant please everyone tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"See what I did there

That’s one catergory I wouldn’t put you in with the stuff you candidly write on here. You don’t project anything other than optimism pluck and bravery.

Now stop taking the mick.

Normal service will resume when I pull myself out of my depression. Promise.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Forum cliques.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Forum cliches that make you want to slap the person posting it;

Threads about BBC,someone has to say they prefer ITV.

Bareback, “Russian roulette”.

There are so many more

Sooo many more!

Thinking cap on - I'll get back to this thread!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

There's no need to throw your dummy out of your pram.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""His/her/their loss""
oh its true im fucking fantastic

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Clubs are the answer for single men not getting meets.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

“...they spoil it for the genuine ones”, they really don’t you know

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By *ross-eyed MaryMan over a year ago

Salisbury

This thread makes such a good filter....

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By *ross-eyed MaryMan over a year ago

Salisbury

"Who is your forum favourite *****?"

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By *ovingittwoCouple over a year ago

Norwich

""Who is your forum favourite *****?""

I like Tame and Pull my finger

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

What do mean, this isn't a dating site?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"What do mean, this isn't a dating site? "

It isn't? Shit

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Tadah...white knight at your service

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

“Gets out the Popcorn” Usually means they can’t think of any intelligent input.

“Mmmmmmmmmm” how’s that meant to convey sexy. More like creepiness

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Can do oral on a woman for hours = hasn't a clue

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Please fab my pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please fab my pics.

*sighs

Ok...if I must.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS over a year ago

Settlewick!

Favourite TV? Reply with 40" Samsung

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

I maybe 45 and divorced 6 times, but it's not my fault and i definetly don't have a personality disorder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Who is your forum favourite *****?""

And the women who pretend they don't care that they aren't picked but keep going on about it until people feel sorry for them and name them then they take the piss out of the threads they wanted to be picked on

*takes a deep breath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's perfectly acceptable to take 10 years off one's age.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan over a year ago

salisbury

I've been on fabswingers for over a year now and i haven't met anyone to extend my loft space. Yes i know it's called "fabswingers", but I'm the sort of entitled cunt that believes it should be whatever I want it to be! And yes, i also joined a golfing community and continually ask for a game of football, and an angling forum where i threaten legal action unless they talk about "nail art"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone mentions escorts- people talk about cars."

I always wanted a red one.

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

"What do mean, this isn't a dating site?

It isn't? Shit"

Oh, any ladies fancy a night of debauchery then.

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By *irky_coupleCouple over a year ago

kirky

"it's not instashag"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who ask what is '420 friendly' etc when they could just Google it.

And feltching"

Whats feltching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do mean, this isn't a dating site?

It isn't? Shit

Oh, any ladies fancy a night of debauchery then.

Removes 500 point checklist from pocket, licks end of pen. Right, point 1....

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By *ornLordMan over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

"It's perfectly acceptable to take 10 years off one's age."

So that’s where I’ve been going wrong all this time...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wolf pack of members leaping on unsuspecting newbies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wolf pack of members leaping on unsuspecting newbies"

Popcorn wolves.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Threads about things on the forum that are annoying"

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hashtags.

You don't need a hashtag to convey a message.

Use your words.

#hashtagsarepointless #savehashtagsforinsta #diehardisstillthegreatestxmasmovieever #youknowwhoyouare

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By *ross-eyed MaryMan over a year ago

Salisbury

Anyone prefer beautiful natural curvaceous women with wonderful personalities over cunty skinny bitchy women with no tits and the personality of Adolf Hitler?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Anyone prefer beautiful natural curvaceous women with wonderful personalities over cunty skinny bitchy women with no tits and the personality of Adolf Hitler?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone prefer beautiful natural curvaceous women with wonderful personalities over cunty skinny bitchy women with no tits and the personality of Adolf Hitler?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...only talking to and answering your friends in threads when you could easily talk in a pm.

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

"Anyone prefer beautiful natural curvaceous women with wonderful personalities over cunty skinny bitchy women with no tits and the personality of Adolf Hitler?"

Lol ain’t that the truth.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...only talking to and answering your friends in threads when you could easily talk in a pm.

How's your day been my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone prefer beautiful natural curvaceous women with wonderful personalities over cunty skinny bitchy women with no tits and the personality of Adolf Hitler?"

Well I haven’t the personality of Adolf hitler but the rest is pretty accurate.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"...only talking to and answering your friends in threads when you could easily talk in a pm.

You're back, how are you?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Anyone prefer beautiful natural curvaceous women with wonderful personalities over cunty skinny bitchy women with no tits and the personality of Adolf Hitler?"

Aww don't you have a lovely fluffy feel to you. Lovely just lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

#youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any comments about how others run their profile