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Sasha hates all things pirate since I got her sucking my cock on her knee's. Just as I was about to blow I pulled out, jizzed in her eye. As she went to stand up I booted her in the shin so she went 'arrrrr'. I call it the angry pirate and don't get many blowjobs anymore  |
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"My favourite fail proof pirate chat up line is
"Take off your pants. I'm going to have sex with you now".
But you have to pronounce it in broken English with a Somali accent
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Sasha hates all things pirate since I got her sucking my cock on her knee's. Just as I was about to blow I pulled out, jizzed in her eye. As she went to stand up I booted her in the shin so she went 'arrrrr'. I call it the angry pirate and don't get many blowjobs anymore "
Did you shout "there she blows..." in a West country accent as you came?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sasha hates all things pirate since I got her sucking my cock on her knee's. Just as I was about to blow I pulled out, jizzed in her eye. As she went to stand up I booted her in the shin so she went 'arrrrr'. I call it the angry pirate and don't get many blowjobs anymore
Did you shout "there she blows..." in a West country accent as you came?
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I'm a former West country boy, everything I say is in pirate  |
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