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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Henry vacuum cleaner - smiling and ready to suck all night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...turkey - gobbles incessantly in the build up to a bloody good stuffing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...Medieval Torture Dungeons - morally corrupt, with a big rack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Log flume - slide down and get splashed all over!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheesecake, sweet and savoury with a creamy filling

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By *irkydirkyMan over a year ago

Stevenage

Saddam Hussein... Tied up and choking

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Saddam Hussein... Tied up and choking

Hahaha class

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...partially constructed bedside cabinets from Ikea - Unhinged, Swedish and her drawers on my bedroom floor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Saddam Hussein... Tied up and choking

Fuckin hillairious!!

I like my women how I like my engine - well lubed and working on all 4 pistons

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Coffee....hot creamy and wet

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I like my men like I like my doughnuts. Sweet, satisfying and full of cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a pre heated oven. Hot and ready for my meat....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dog during a walk loyal filthy panting and thursty

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By *oo32Man over a year ago

tipperary

How i like my glasses...sitting on my face

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You guy's are funny.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I like my men...quiet and obedient.

Now go and wash my dirty car.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...partially constructed bedside cabinets from Ikea - Unhinged, Swedish and her drawers on my bedroom floor."

Hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like my men...quiet and obedient.

Now go and wash my dirty car."

It was hoover your house yesterday. I really think you mean what you say!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like my men how I like my books, well read and bound in leather.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I like my women how I like my coffee beans, in a hessian sack and transported across Central America

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I like my men...quiet and obedient.

Now go and wash my dirty car.

It was hoover your house yesterday. I really think you mean what you say!?"

I also like my men...calm,confident,loving,tactile,a bit cheeky,rich and handsome.

and that's why I'm single.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I like my women how I like a tortoises, helpless and with their legs in the air when on their backs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a shower wet and warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...generalisations. By and large.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...neighbour's dogs. I don't care what they look like, so long as they're not barking.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

6 women are like a golf course...18 holes.

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

A finished Kfc chicken meal

A greasy box to put my bone in

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