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Why does a polo mint have a hole in it?
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over a year ago
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Coz if it didn't look like an 'o' they couldn't have called them Polos and would have to call em sommat else, like discos cos they'd look like a disc without a hole in em but there was already some yukky crisps called Discos so they were stuck for a name. Then some bright spark came up with a way of saving production costs and said "Hey, let's punch a hole in the middle of em and call em Polos!" to which his boss said, "Don't be a twat, they'll never catch on." And that's when Mr Polo said "fuck you asshole!" and went off and founded his own company making holes. Apparently there is a landfill site somewhere that contains billions of these tiny little mint discs that have been cut out of Polos all these years and it's slowly poisoning the habitats of delightful little woodland creatures so all you people who like Polos are eco-destroying un-green bastards!   |
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Did you know.....?
If you are in a place which is totally dark, like a cave (used to be an outdoor pursuits instructor), hand round some polo's. then get everyone to switch off their light, and once their eyes have settled down, get them to snap the polo in half in front of their eyes. They will see a small shower of green sparks.
How the hell someone every found that out I have no idea, but it defo works!!! |
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"Did you know.....?
If you are in a place which is totally dark, like a cave (used to be an outdoor pursuits instructor), hand round some polo's. then get everyone to switch off their light, and once their eyes have settled down, get them to snap the polo in half in front of their eyes. They will see a small shower of green sparks.
How the hell someone every found that out I have no idea, but it defo works!!!"
And the word for today is Triboluminescence. Its the same effect you sometimes get from certain types of self adhesive envelopes when you open them.  Oh, and I'm available for pub quizzes |
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"Did you know.....?
If you are in a place which is totally dark, like a cave (used to be an outdoor pursuits instructor), hand round some polo's. then get everyone to switch off their light, and once their eyes have settled down, get them to snap the polo in half in front of their eyes. They will see a small shower of green sparks.
How the hell someone every found that out I have no idea, but it defo works!!!
And the word for today is Triboluminescence. Its the same effect you sometimes get from certain types of self adhesive envelopes when you open them. Oh, and I'm available for pub quizzes "
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Rob is a polo freak and won't eat then if the hole is not intact
he throws away broken ones hmmmmmmm OCD?
Anyway the hole is too small for my nipple ive just checked  |
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"they tried selling the little centres from Polos a while back....but they weren't at all popular. I like Trebor mints...a minty bit stronger (stick 'em up ya bum an they last a bit longer )"
Polo holes were wonderful! I miss 'em, even if they were a gimmick. |
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"Didn't they do a giant sized polo in a box at one point?
Yeah, but that was a Volkswagen,  "
Ahhh that didnt come in a box though. Mind if you got in the right position you could cum in a box inside the polo |
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