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does wanking really make you blind?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wow realy cheese,my mum used too tell me that ,now that you have confirmed it i will never disbelieve her again ,not that she is going to tell me any more porkies she has been dead ten years |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Victorian myth, to stop boys playing with themselves?"
In 1716 Dutch theologian Dr. Balthazar Bekker wrote about how wanking can fuck your eyesight....... I think he perhaps used a more polite way of saying it though.....   |
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"Victorian myth, to stop boys playing with themselves?
In 1716 Dutch theologian Dr. Balthazar Bekker wrote about how wanking can fuck your eyesight....... I think he perhaps used a more polite way of saying it though..... "
and the use of a lot more double vowels i would guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Victorian myth, to stop boys playing with themselves?
In 1716 Dutch theologian Dr. Balthazar Bekker wrote about how wanking can fuck your eyesight....... I think he perhaps used a more polite way of saying it though.....
and the use of a lot more double vowels i would guess"
hartelijk dank....... Rushmoon !!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only if you get off poking yourself in the eye whilst having a hand shandy.
Mind you, if you cocks that big you can poke yourself in the eye with it, best advice is throw a pic of it up on your profile and there may well be enough offers of fun to combat an over-reliance on masturbation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"apparently it's fine for ladies as long as they use carrots."
But if you overdo it with the carrots, that just turns everything orange due to the carrotine.
Then its like going down on a traffic cone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"apparently it's fine for ladies as long as they use carrots.
But if you overdo it with the carrots, that just turns everything orange due to the carrotine.
Then its like going down on a traffic cone!"
never mind, ya might grow rabbit ears, all the better to breathe with  |
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"apparently it's fine for ladies as long as they use carrots.
But if you overdo it with the carrots, that just turns everything orange due to the carrotine.
Then its like going down on a traffic cone!"
i've had one like that, they don't half echo don't they |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I CAN SADLY SAY ITS TRUE
i have been a wanker for most of my life . four t five times a day and i am now blind so beware .JIMMY.
i would just like to thank linda for reading this to me and responding for me lol |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"No but getting spunk in your eye does.. Well it fooking hurts.. "
swallow,problem solved,
on the masturbation causing blindness thing.
worry ye not,
so long as it doesnt make your ears fall off.
get glasses. |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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We took it more serious at the time but i had great delight in explaining to a nurse at the DRI hospital in Derby that some stray manmilk had gotten into my dear ladies eye. Thankfully they were a huge help and no lasting harm was done.
Was great keeping a straight face and tactfully running her through what had happened. The gf saw the funny side a few days later and boasted to her friends |
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