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over a year ago
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Gentle press on the Adams Apple with your foot along with the words ‘stop that bloody snoring or, by God, I’ll do something that rhymes with woke as I can’t say the actual word in the forum the life out of you’ should work.
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"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!
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River dance!!!  "
I swear, wooden floors and dogs do not mix! It's like Michael fucking Flately in a wooly jumper |
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"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!
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Haha. Our b**dy dog overdid it yesterday. He always chooses the new carpet for being sick. Nice Boxing Day present, I tell ya |
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"Gentle press on the Adams Apple with your foot along with the words ‘stop that bloody snoring or, by God, I’ll do something that rhymes with woke as I can’t say the actual word in the forum the life out of you’ should work.
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It’s very similar to my normal technique. Squeezing his nose shut works quite well too  |
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I snore. Someone I see regularly for overnight meets snores. Infact he sounds like hes taking off. It's used to annoy me now I find it endearing and it makes me smile. Doubt he says my snorimg makes him smile |
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"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!
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Haha. Our b**dy dog overdid it yesterday. He always chooses the new carpet for being sick. Nice Boxing Day present, I tell ya"
Oh noooooo  |
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"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!
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Haha. Our b**dy dog overdid it yesterday. He always chooses the new carpet for being sick. Nice Boxing Day present, I tell ya
Oh noooooo "
Oh yes. My daughter did a half hearted attempt at cleaning it up, meaning I was scrubbing off dog sick before breakfast. I made him fast today |
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"I'm next to a snoring dog, until the pizza arrives and then it'll be a riverdancing dog trying to get bits of topping!
P
Haha. Our b**dy dog overdid it yesterday. He always chooses the new carpet for being sick. Nice Boxing Day present, I tell ya
Oh noooooo
Oh yes. My daughter did a half hearted attempt at cleaning it up, meaning I was scrubbing off dog sick before breakfast. I made him fast today "
At least it doesn't smell as bad as human vom  |
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