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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CATS. 2 seconds i left me stilton soaked in port and they woogmfed it. Going to be some full litter trays tonight.
Have your pets been up to any antics over the holiday"
did they open the branston pickle aswell op
Know how crafty cats can be  |
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"CATS. 2 seconds i left me stilton soaked in port and they woogmfed it. Going to be some full litter trays tonight.
Have your pets been up to any antics over the holidaydid they open the branston pickle aswell op
Know how crafty cats can be "
ha no. but they ate a whole leg of lamb out the slow cooker one easter |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"My cat curled up sweetly next tome on the sofa last night and then let out the most foul of silent farts. ... evil little witch... my eyes were like Arnie's in the closing scene on Total Recall  "
Haha, what you been feeding her, sprouts?  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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Mine got at the baileys the other night, he's a nightmare. I have to give him a bowl of food from my plate. Curry, lasagne, chilli, you name it, he eats it. He got the hump one night cos I ticked the wrong box on just eat and he ended up with chicken and sweetcorn soup instead of his usual chicken noodle. Never known such a sulky cat lol. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Mine got at the baileys the other night, he's a nightmare. I have to give him a bowl of food from my plate. Curry, lasagne, chilli, you name it, he eats it. He got the hump one night cos I ticked the wrong box on just eat and he ended up with chicken and sweetcorn soup instead of his usual chicken noodle. Never known such a sulky cat lol. "
Haha, love these stories |
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Turkey dinner for mine too, and I can never leave food out.
I thought I would be safe when the eldest one, who has the most varied taste in food, could no longer jump up.
However, she's managed to do a deal with one of the others to go look on the counter and knock anything edible onto the floor for her  |
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"My cats more like a dog but she never steals and doesn't climb on kitchen surfaces. I couldn't handle that "
Mine are not allowed on the kitchen surfaces and they know it. They also know when I'm not looking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My cats more like a dog but she never steals and doesn't climb on kitchen surfaces. I couldn't handle that
Mine are not allowed on the kitchen surfaces and they know it. They also know when I'm not looking "
I inherited this little beast . Luckily my mum trained her well (or scared her well) so she never attempts it |
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Yep...left the chicken on the worktop whilst chatting to my sister in Italy, via WhatsApp.
Returned to kitchen to see cat perched on the worktop chomping away.
As I was chasing her Ben was pissing himself saying it looked like a scene from Tom & Jerry! |
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"Yep...left the chicken on the worktop whilst chatting to my sister in Italy, via WhatsApp.
Returned to kitchen to see cat perched on the worktop chomping away.
As I was chasing her Ben was pissing himself saying it looked like a scene from Tom & Jerry!"
you win so far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't seen my dogs since Christmas Eve 
Crikey, that's not good! "
They won't be missing me; just the scraps I feed them, as my son doesn't leave any. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just remembered one Christmas when a neighbour looked after my Doberman while we were at my in-laws.
We went to pick him up and she said he had stolen their turkey from the kitchen worktop and ate it all.
I felt so bad. |
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"CATS. 2 seconds i left me stilton soaked in port and they woogmfed it. Going to be some full litter trays tonight.
Have your pets been up to any antics over the holidaydid they open the branston pickle aswell op
Know how crafty cats can be ha no. but they ate a whole leg of lamb out the slow cooker one easter"
They would have been straight into the slow cooker... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my cats was batting at the ice in my whisky, then she licked her paw and gave me such a filthy look like I'd poisoned her deliberately. She did it again though, and fell asleep 5 minutes later and was snoring the place down. |
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"My cat curled up sweetly next tome on the sofa last night and then let out the most foul of silent farts. ... evil little witch... my eyes were like Arnie's in the closing scene on Total Recall
Haha, what you been feeding her, sprouts? "
No just canned tuna, with some Dreamies and a webbox chicken stick treat |
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Well, woke up to dog shit & vomit all over the new carpet. I knew that treating him to a bit of raw turkey was a bad idea. He’s normally raw fed, but turkey is always hit & miss. Clearly yesterday was miss. |
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"My cat has spent the last few weeks trying to open Christmas presents, then once I had delivered them, she has been stealing Ferraro Rocher chocolates and scooting them round the living room!"
Ninja Cat?  |
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They ate stilton?"
They eat frikken everything. Mine had an entire bag of tortillas last week. Luckily I was out at work the next day when the inevitable results appeared. And reappeared. And again.
My little fluffballs (now named Monster and Psycho Demon from the Inner Circles of Hell) dive into the fridge the moment it's opened to drag out cheese, open cupboards to tear apart loaves of bread, and have been known to sip wine and whisky.
They work in tandem to distract, conquer and destroy.
Yes, I DO feed them! |
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