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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.
I like to think I get this from my Granny.
Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.
I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’
‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.
A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’
Smegma  . She had taken the card back, and used it again 
How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"  your granny sounds ace! Sadly mine are no longer around but they also would have found it hilarious!  "
One of my wee sisters picked up a comb from a cracker and brushed her hair. My granny says ‘oh, I just brushed my pubes with that, so if you find curly grey hairs...that’s why’
My dad then used it on his beard and my granny says ‘aye of course you do, but you’re used to my pubes on your face anyway’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is a funny game. My friend got me a set last year and we played while we were drinking. It gets funnier and funnier. She almost wet herself. "
My mum was shocked and impressed at how much my 15 year old sister knew haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We played it last night and smegma was mentioned, as my friend's daughter hadn't heard of it when she first played CAH, and Googled it.
She said if she died her search history would make her look like some kind of pervert. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.
I like to think I get this from my Granny.
Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.
I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’
‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.
A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’
Smegma . She had taken the card back, and used it again
How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?"
I'm ill,and I can't get my old user name back as somebody has claimed it,I'm stuck with Rudolph RipRock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.
I like to think I get this from my Granny.
Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.
I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’
‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.
A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’
Smegma . She had taken the card back, and used it again
How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?
I'm ill,and I can't get my old user name back as somebody has claimed it,I'm stuck with Rudolph RipRock"
That's happened to a few forums users who changed to Christmas names. The theories are, there's a glitch in the system and they will come back, or, someone nicked all your old usernames. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.
I like to think I get this from my Granny.
Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.
I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’
‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.
A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’
Smegma . She had taken the card back, and used it again
How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?
I'm ill,and I can't get my old user name back as somebody has claimed it,I'm stuck with Rudolph RipRock"
Someone nicked mine too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.
I like to think I get this from my Granny.
Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.
I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’
‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.
A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’
Smegma . She had taken the card back, and used it again
How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?"
I just spat my coffee everywhere reading this. Thank you!!! XD |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.
I like to think I get this from my Granny.
Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.
I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’
‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.
A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’
Smegma . She had taken the card back, and used it again
How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?
I just spat my coffee everywhere reading this. Thank you!!! XD"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not quite but I did have to explain Pavlov's dog, and Schrödinger's cat to a relative... it quickly descended in to silliness though so swings and roundabouts
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We love this game and have played it on socials before.
We also now have profanity where you have to charade different things i.e one card is bukkake lol |
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We played it last night with my mum and dad who are in their 70s and my uncle in his 60s.
I had to explain a lot to my mum, which was hilarious. The eyebrow raising she was doing was comical! “Eh..... what’s Bukkake? I’ve never heard of that....”.
Thank god mum, thank god! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Last Xmas, in a cah game,had to explain 'dogging' to my friend's father, gent in his seventies.
Didn't explain 'oedipus complex' to the 18 year old son."
Oedipus  I did that play at school. Always stuck by me
A few years ago my uncle had to explain what dogging was too me as we live at Fife’s number one dogging spot |
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"Last Xmas, in a cah game,had to explain 'dogging' to my friend's father, gent in his seventies.
Didn't explain 'oedipus complex' to the 18 year old son.
Oedipus I did that play at school. Always stuck by me
A few years ago my uncle had to explain what dogging was too me as we live at Fife’s number one dogging spot "
My mother once asked me about cottaging, due to an article in the local paper.
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By *ocks99Man
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"Those who know me, will know my humour is quite dark and quite crude.
I like to think I get this from my Granny.
Yesterday, around the dinner table we were playing Cards Against Humanity. Not a proper game mind you, I just gave everyone a bundle of answers and asked the questions.
I asked a question (can’t remember what) and my Granny handed me a card which said ‘smegma’. Then said ‘I don’t actually know what that one means.’
‘Knob cheese Granny. It means knob cheese. Like when you don’t wash’. She found this hilarious.
A few questions later I ask ‘why can’t I sleep at night?’
Smegma . She had taken the card back, and used it again
How was your Christmas? Did you have to explain smegma to your Granny?"
Played a couple of Christmases back, with my 18 yo niece among others. Triple penetration went unquestioned, as did Gentleman's Relish. Had to explain Bukake though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My mum bought me cards against muggles this year but didn't get the chance for a game whilst I was visiting though. I'll have to have a peak at some of the cards. . "
Don’t peak!!! It’ll ruin it. Best game I ever bought. |
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